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« on: January 25, 2006, 11:58:34 AM »

Pastor's Business Card
> >
> >A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his congregation.   At one
> >house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came
to
> >his repeated knocks at the door.
> >
> >Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20"
on
> >the back of it and stuck it in the door.
> >
> >When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that
his
> >card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message,
"Genesis
> >3:10."
> >
> >Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in
gales
> >of
> >laughter.
> >
> >Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock ."
Genesis
> >3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I
> >was naked."
> >
> >Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still
are!
> >
> >"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22) Now, pass it on!


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