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« Reply #540 on: March 25, 2006, 09:59:07 AM »

I've heard rumors to THAT effect, too!  Grin

But they were only rumors. Grin
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« Reply #541 on: March 25, 2006, 10:00:37 AM »

I just was saying that he didn't need the IV because his veins were already running pure coffee.



So he's got type coffee blood Grin
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« Reply #542 on: March 25, 2006, 10:00:42 AM »

<--------------Back there.


You can go find .... I'm not going to go find it .........   (leave it to Mikey)

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« Reply #543 on: March 25, 2006, 10:01:29 AM »

But they were only rumors. Grin

Yep and you know how rumors go.

 Grin Grin
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« Reply #544 on: March 25, 2006, 10:02:10 AM »

So he's got type coffee blood Grin

Yep type C+


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« Reply #545 on: March 25, 2006, 10:02:38 AM »


You can go find .... I'm not going to go find it .........   (leave it to Mikey)


yeah mickey will find it
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« Reply #546 on: March 25, 2006, 10:06:26 AM »

yeah mickey will find it

Yep

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« Reply #547 on: March 25, 2006, 09:24:58 PM »

Amen to that sister. And don't forget the old saying "behind every good man there is a 'woman'.
Also to quote from one my other posts " God made woman last, because she was man's crowning glory, and she made him complete."
God is so wise He saved the best for last.

Thanks Sister Maria!

I'm saving this one for the next time I get in trouble with my wife.  Cheesy
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This does remind me of a story or joke about a little boy who had just been taught a Bible lesson on creation from Genesis.

He went up to his mother and said, "Mom, my side hurts. Am I having a woman?"  Cheesy

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« Reply #548 on: March 25, 2006, 10:01:22 PM »

Thanks Sister Maria!

I'm saving this one for the next time I get in trouble with my wife.  Cheesy
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This does remind me of a story or joke about a little boy who had just been taught a Bible lesson on creation from Genesis.

He went up to his mother and said, "Mom, my side hurts. Am I having a woman?"  Cheesy

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Ephesians 5:1-2 NASB  Therefore be imitators of God, as beloved children; and walk in love, just as Christ also loved you and gave Himself up for us, an offering and a sacrifice to God as a fragrant aroma.
Grin Grin
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« Reply #549 on: March 27, 2006, 07:32:53 AM »

Yep type C+


 Grin Grin Grin

I'm type G.  (GOD) Wink
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« Reply #550 on: March 27, 2006, 07:36:27 AM »

Thanks Sister Maria!

I'm saving this one for the next time I get in trouble with my wife.  Cheesy


Pray before you say it just in case she figures you got it from CU  Grin




This does remind me of a story or joke about a little boy who had just been taught a Bible lesson on creation from Genesis.

He went up to his mother and said, "Mom, my side hurts. Am I having a woman?"  Cheesy



 Grin  Grin  Grin
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« Reply #551 on: March 27, 2006, 07:48:40 AM »

But they were only rumors. Grin
Actually, they were true.  Wink
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« Reply #552 on: March 27, 2006, 07:49:39 AM »

Amen to that sister. And don't forget the old saying "behind every good man there is a 'woman'.
Also to quote from one my other posts " God made woman last, because she was man's crowning glory, and she made him complete."
God is so wise He saved the best for last.

ROFL! Why do I have that sneaking suspicion that women came up with those??!! Wink
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« Reply #553 on: March 27, 2006, 09:00:25 AM »

I'm type G.  (GOD) Wink

Amen, sister. I think we all are here.

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« Reply #554 on: March 27, 2006, 09:01:33 AM »

Pray before you say it just in case she figures you got it from CU  Grin

 Grin  Grin  Grin

It works .....    Grin Grin Grin Grin


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