Coffee Time!

[Shammu]

I might even get completely wild and have some high fiber, multi-whole grain, low fat, low cholesterol crackers that actually don't taste bad at all.   

[ibTina]

"Rise and shine and give God the Glory"!

[nChrist]

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

I got a little bit of rest, and I'm hoping to put myself in high gear. I'll have to wait and see if my transmission and drive-shaft cooperates.   

In the meantime, I'm having some coffee.

[Shammu]

Well afternoon everyone, yes I'm sitting here having a cup of coffee. And I'm home for a while today.

Well one of my guest is a pastor, who has been attending my Church. After alot praying yesterday, and this morning, I've hired him to help with Pastoral duties. I also found out he is unemployed, so now he is going to be working 30+ hours a week. That should help me, and him.

[nChrist]

Hello Dreamweaver,

Brother, I'm happy to hear that you got some help.

I'm also sitting here having a cup of coffee.

However, there is no donut and no dunking allowed for me right now.   

If I dunk anything, it has to be completely healthy stuff that doesn't taste good - dunked or not.      Anyone care for some Melba Toast?

[Shammu]

I'm also sitting here having a cup of coffee.

However, there is no donut and no dunking allowed for me right now.   

If I dunk anything, it has to be completely healthy stuff that doesn't taste good - dunked or not.      Anyone care for some Melba Toast?

No thank you brother..... YUCK!!! melba toast!!!!!!!!!

[Soldier4Christ]

No thank you brother..... YUCK!!! melba toast!!!!!!!!!

I'll give another yuck ...   YUCK!!

[Soldier4Christ]

   1. You answer the door before people knock.
   2. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
   3. The only kitchen appliances you own are made by Mr. Coffee.
   4. You ski uphill.
   5. You get a tax cut for all the coffee you bought.
   6. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
   7. You speed walk in your sleep.
   8. You have a bumper sticker that says: "Honk if you love coffee."
   9. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
  10. You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
  11. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
  12. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
  13. You sleep with your eyes open.
  14. When you open your dish cabinet, and there is only mugs.
  15. You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
  16. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
  17. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
  18. You lick your coffeepot clean.
  19. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
  20. You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
  21. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
  22. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
  23. Your coffee cake, must have coffee in it.
  24. You chew on other people's fingernails.
  25. Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
  26. You're so jittery that people use your hands as an electric sander.
  27. You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.
  28. The only gift you get for Valentines Day you get chocolate covered
         coffee beans.
  29. You can jump-start your car without cables.
  30. All your kids are named "Joe".
  31. Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
  32. You don't sweat, you percolate.
  33. You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
  34. You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
  35. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
  36. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's
         not plugged in.
  37. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
  38. Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
  39. Every shirt or blouse you own has a coffee stain on it.
  40. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
  41. People get dizzy just watching you.
  42. You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
  43. The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
  44. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
  45. You're so wired, you pick up AM radio and people test their
         batteries in your ears.
  46. Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
  47. Instant coffee takes too long.
  48. When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
  49. You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of
         eternity in a coffee can.
  50. You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life.
  51. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
  52. Your hand is permanently shaped to hold your mug.
  53. You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
  54. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
  55. You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
  56. You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
  57. You get drunk just so you can sober up.
  58. You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
  59. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
  60. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
  61. You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
  62. You can jump to the moon.
  63. You short out motion detectors.
  64. You have a conniption over spilled milk.
  65. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
  66. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
  67. You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
  68. You don't tan, you roast.
  69. You don't get mad, you get steamed.
  70. Your three favorite things in life are...coffee before,
         coffee during and coffee after.
  71. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
  72. You can't even remember your second cup.
  73. You help your dog chase its tail.
  74. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
  75. Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
  76. You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
  77. You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
  78. After all of that you say "It's time for more coffee."

[Shammu]

   1. You answer the door before people knock.
   2. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
   3. The only kitchen appliances you own are made by Mr. Coffee.
   4. You ski uphill.
   5. You get a tax cut for all the coffee you bought.
   6. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
   7. You speed walk in your sleep.
   8. You have a bumper sticker that says: "Honk if you love coffee."
   9. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
  10. You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
  11. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
  12. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
  13. You sleep with your eyes open.
  14. When you open your dish cabinet, and there is only mugs.
  15. You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
  16. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
  17. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
  18. You lick your coffeepot clean.
  19. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
  20. You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
  21. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
  22. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
  23. Your coffee cake, must have coffee in it.
  24. You chew on other people's fingernails.
  25. Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
  26. You're so jittery that people use your hands as an electric sander.
  27. You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.
  28. The only gift you get for Valentines Day you get chocolate covered
         coffee beans.
  29. You can jump-start your car without cables.
  30. All your kids are named "Joe".
  31. Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
  32. You don't sweat, you percolate.
  33. You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
  34. You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
  35. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
  36. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's
         not plugged in.
  37. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
  38. Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
  39. Every shirt or blouse you own has a coffee stain on it.
  40. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
  41. People get dizzy just watching you.
  42. You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
  43. The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
  44. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
  45. You're so wired, you pick up AM radio and people test their
         batteries in your ears.
  46. Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
  47. Instant coffee takes too long.
  48. When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
  49. You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of
         eternity in a coffee can.
  50. You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life.
  51. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
  52. Your hand is permanently shaped to hold your mug.
  53. You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
  54. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
  55. You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
  56. You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
  57. You get drunk just so you can sober up.
  58. You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
  59. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
  60. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
  61. You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
  62. You can jump to the moon.
  63. You short out motion detectors.
  64. You have a conniption over spilled milk.
  65. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
  66. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
  67. You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
  68. You don't tan, you roast.
  69. You don't get mad, you get steamed.
  70. Your three favorite things in life are...coffee before,
         coffee during and coffee after.
  71. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
  72. You can't even remember your second cup.
  73. You help your dog chase its tail.
  74. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
  75. Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
  76. You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
  77. You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
  78. After all of that you say "It's time for more coffee."

AMEN!!!!!

[nChrist]

       

74. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

I lost my dentures - they're soaking somewhere.

[Shammu]

      

I lost my dentures - they're soaking somewhere.

Now there's a picture I didn't need to know about.

[Pizza_Mahal]

Good evening, I watch some anime show past few week, like a...
Grave of the Firefiles
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/Pizza_Al/Screenshots/Anime/GraveoftheFirefiles.jpg

A sad movie about taking place toward the end of World War II in Japan. the boy  lost his parents, only his little sister survive and force to lived with aunt, however the boy and his sister don't like how aunt treat them, So they leave and found new home(a cave) and trying to survive, but a famine get his sister and refuse (due to his pride) to help from aunt or return to his aunt as result: his sister's dead and later on he also dead too.


I watch last show of Gundam SEED
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/Pizza_Al/Screenshots/Anime/gundam50seed.jpg


I watch last show of The Season 2 of School Rumble
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/Pizza_Al/Screenshots/Anime/School_Rumble_2nd_26.jpg
 
Right now, I watching of the  Romance of the Three Kingdoms made from Japan
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/Pizza_Al/Screenshots/Anime/RotTK_13.jpg

I watch the One Piece episode 320
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/Pizza_Al/Screenshots/Anime/One_Piece_320.jpg


Poor Sanji...

And I watch latest Naruto Shippuuden
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/Pizza_Al/Screenshots/Anime/DB_Naruto_Shippuuden_031.jpg

That I all see for past few week.

So can I have some coffee? Anyone?

[David_james]

good morning all

As I came into the forums, I was thinking about the Rapture. I couldn't help but laugh about something.

All hospitals will go code yellow and blue. It will be chaos, especially if alot of nurses are Raptured too.

[nChrist]

Good Morning Brother David!

YES - There will most definitely be a lot of chaos at the Rapture.

There might also be a lot of missing person reports.      I wonder how long it will take folks to figure out.

I think that I'll have a cup of coffee and ponder this. Today would be a GREAT DAY FOR THE RAPTURE! In fact, any time would be great and I'm ready.

Love In Christ,
Tom

1 Thessalonians 4:13-18 NASB
But we do not want you to be uninformed, brethren, about those who are asleep, so that you will not grieve as do the rest who have no hope. For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so God will bring with Him those who have fallen asleep in Jesus. For this we say to you by the word of the Lord, that we who are alive and remain until the coming of the Lord, will not precede those who have fallen asleep. For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. Then we who are alive and remain will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air, and so we shall always be with the Lord. Therefore comfort one another with these words.

[Shammu]

Good Morning Brother David!

YES - There will most definitely be a lot of chaos at the Rapture.

There might also be a lot of missing person reports.      I wonder how long it will take folks to figure out.

I think that I'll have a cup of coffee and ponder this. Today would be a GREAT DAY FOR THE RAPTURE! In fact, any time would be great and I'm ready.

Love In Christ,
Tom

1 Thessalonians 4:13-18 NASB
But we do not want you to be uninformed, brethren, about those who are asleep, so that you will not grieve as do the rest who have no hope. For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so God will bring with Him those who have fallen asleep in Jesus. For this we say to you by the word of the Lord, that we who are alive and remain until the coming of the Lord, will not precede those who have fallen asleep. For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. Then we who are alive and remain will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air, and so we shall always be with the Lord. Therefore comfort one another with these words.

AMEN brother I'm ready to go now.