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« Reply #5100 on: September 05, 2007, 11:16:11 PM »
Quote from: Pastor Roger on September 05, 2007, 11:12:47 PM
You better duck again.


I think you better brother............. Daffy is the one who has his bill reshaped.... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #5101 on: September 05, 2007, 11:24:14 PM »
Quote from: Pastor Roger on September 05, 2007, 11:12:47 PM
You better duck again.



Wight as wain Pastor Woger - weally! - NOT WONG!
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« Reply #5102 on: September 05, 2007, 11:28:20 PM »
For you kids that don't know the scene we are talking about............

Bugs: "Duck season!"
Daffy: "Rabbit season!"
Bugs: "Duck season!"
Daffy: "Rabbit season!"
Bugs: "Duck season!!"
Daffy: "Rabbit season!!"
Bugs: (reversing the flow) "Rabbit season!"
Daffy: "Duck season!!!"
Bugs: "Rabbit season!!!"
Daffy: "I say it's duck season, and I say, FIRE!"

Elmer then obliges and shoots the duck's bill causing it to spin and then resting back where it was again. Uninjured, yet embarrassed, Daffy starts the argument back up again.

Daffy: "Let's try that again."
Bugs: "Okay."
Daffy: "I'll start it this time."
Bugs: "Right."
Daffy: (grabs Elmer's rifle and points it to Bugs) "Rabbit season!"
Bugs: (pushing Elmer's rifle towards Daffy) "Duck season."
Daffy: (puts the rifle in front of Bugs again) "Rabbit season!!"
Bugs: (spins the rifle clockwise and aims it at himself, again reversing the flow) "Rabbit season."
Daffy: (grabs the rifle and pulls it toward himself) "Duck season!! FIRE!!!"

Once again, Elmer obliges and shoots Daffy's bill out of position. And once again uninjured, Daffy suggests Bugs start the argument again.

Daffy: "Okay, this time, you start it."
Bugs: "Whatever you say." (aims Elmer's rifle at himself) "Rabbit."
Daffy: (takes the rifle and points it at himself) "DUCK!! FIRE!!!"

This time, Daffy head is shot out of position.

Daffy: "What's the matter? Everything's upside-down! That's strange. I can't make heads or tails of things."

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« Reply #5103 on: September 05, 2007, 11:32:12 PM »
Not Wong, Weally? Weally who?
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« Reply #5104 on: September 05, 2007, 11:34:35 PM »
Quote from: Pastor Roger on September 05, 2007, 11:32:12 PM
Not Wong, Weally? Weally who?


You!!
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« Reply #5105 on: September 05, 2007, 11:37:50 PM »
Weally You?? I don't know him.
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« Reply #5106 on: September 05, 2007, 11:39:49 PM »
Quote from: Pastor Roger on September 05, 2007, 11:37:50 PM
Weally You?? I don't know him.


No you Daffy...............
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« Reply #5107 on: September 05, 2007, 11:48:27 PM »
Daffy had taffy but didn't know what to do so Daffy just laffy to the tune of Looney Tunes.
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« Reply #5108 on: September 05, 2007, 11:51:39 PM »
Quote from: Pastor Roger on September 05, 2007, 11:48:27 PM
Daffy had taffy but didn't know what to do so Daffy just laffy to the tune of Looney Tunes.



Huh
 Huh Huh  Wink Huh Huh
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« Reply #5109 on: September 05, 2007, 11:52:01 PM »
 Grin   Grin    Grin    Grin   ROFL! - Thanks for the laughs - I needed them.

I also needed a cup of coffee, and I have one. You really got me in the mood for the Three Stooges, but I did some channel flipping and didn't find anything close. YES - I also looked for some old cartoons. I would have settled for anything old, funny, and clean. Just in case the subject comes up, there's nothing dirty about a good pie fight.   Grin
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« Reply #5110 on: September 05, 2007, 11:53:49 PM »
Nope not unless it's a mud pie.   Grin Grin
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« Reply #5111 on: September 05, 2007, 11:56:01 PM »
Quote from: Pastor Roger on September 05, 2007, 11:53:49 PM
Nope not unless it's a mud pie.   Grin Grin
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« Reply #5112 on: September 05, 2007, 11:58:01 PM »
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on September 05, 2007, 11:52:01 PM
Grin   Grin    Grin    Grin   ROFL! - Thanks for the laughs - I needed them.

I also needed a cup of coffee, and I have one. You really got me in the mood for the Three Stooges, but I did some channel flipping and didn't find anything close. YES - I also looked for some old cartoons. I would have settled for anything old, funny, and clean. Just in case the subject comes up, there's nothing dirty about a good pie fight.   Grin
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« Reply #5113 on: September 06, 2007, 12:11:04 AM »
The Three Stooges are admittedly an acquired taste. To fully appreciate them, as with NASCAR racing, Grin practical jokes, and America, it helps to be a guy.

But there’s no denying the durability of the Stooges’ fearless physical performances. Every eye poke, noggin crack, face slap, and nyuk-nyuk-nyuk feels as edgy today as it did in their earliest two-reelers, and it’s safe to say that their routines, for better or worse, helped pave the way for the new comics of today.
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« Reply #5114 on: September 06, 2007, 06:40:46 AM »
 Grin  YES - It would be great to see the Three Stooges as NASCAR drivers at 200 mph.

UM? - Pies thrown between cars.

We need a new Three Stooges. Any volunteers?
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