Coffee Time!

[islandboy]

She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells,
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

To pay for the coffee that we brew constantly  in the big coffee pots.

 

[Soldier4Christ]

Yep, it takes a lot of money to pay Juan Valdez and his donkey to come all this way every day. 

[Shammu]

She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells,
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.


 

But wouldn't she make more money, selling the shell shells futher inland??

[Soldier4Christ]

 

But wouldn't she make more money, selling the shell shells futher inland??

Nope, you get the tourists at the seashore.

[nChrist]

 

Just have another cup of coffee.

If you're nice when you buy the shells, she'll give you a special basket to carry your shells home in.

It's made out of three long slick limbs that are sycamore samplings.

AND - you guessed it - these are samplings that the woodchuck refused to chuck, so they had to be cut by hand.

[islandboy]

Good Morning.
Just to keep these good times rolling along I will ask this "important" question;
What was wrong with Betty Botter's butter?  And how was Betty Botter's baking affected by her choice of butters?
 

[angel]

pour me another cup o coffee, cos its the  best in the land, and i'll put a quarter in the juke box, and play the truck driving man

sowwy guys i in a blooming happy mood today and nothing is going to spoil it.  the sun is out the sky blue and my lord is in my heart

[Soldier4Christ]

Good Morning.
Just to keep these good times rolling along I will ask this "important" question;
What was wrong with Betty Botter's butter?  And how was Betty Botter's baking affected by her choice of butters?
 

Now that's an old one that is not to well known.   


Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, It would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter, That would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter – Better than her bitter butter – And she baked it in her batter; And the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter Bought a bit of better butter.

[Shammu]

Now that's an old one that is not to well known.   


Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, It would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter, That would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter – Better than her bitter butter – And she baked it in her batter; And the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter Bought a bit of better butter.

[Shammu]

pour me another cup o coffee, cos its the  best in the land, and i'll put a quarter in the juke box, and play the truck driving man

sowwy guys i in a blooming happy mood today and nothing is going to spoil it.  the sun is out the sky blue and my lord is in my heart

Here you go sister......................

Every day is a wonderful day in the Lord.

[islandboy]

Thought of another one that I heard years ago.
When Ned Nott was shot, what happened to Sam Shott?  And was it better to be Shott than Nott?
 

[nChrist]

     ROFL!

Hello Islandboy,

I'll be working on that one. For right now, I'm still trying just to say the one about "Betty Botter". That's an excellent tongue twister that I plan to share with my 6 year-old grandson. I can almost visualize a face of confusion.   

Have another cup of coffee.

[Pizza_Mahal]

Hi everyone, I'm miss you guys
I just came from P.I. few days ago.

[Shammu]

Hi everyone, I'm miss you guys
I just came from P.I. few days ago.

Hi Pizza, hope everything went well for y'all.  I'm off to bed, so have a cup of coffee.................

[Soldier4Christ]

Hi Pizza. It's great to see you here. I hope the trip to P I was a good trip for you.