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« Reply #105 on: March 14, 2006, 02:24:37 PM »

But if I take a step, while my feet are in my mouth...... I'd break my jaw......... Then I wouldn't be able to talk.............  Cry  Cry

That's right,  I forgot you can't walk with your feet in your mouth,
WHAT A DILEMA
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« Reply #106 on: March 14, 2006, 02:27:55 PM »

That's right,  I forgot you can't walk with your feet in your mouth,
WHAT A DILEMA

I could see him trying it though.   Wink Grin Grin
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« Reply #107 on: March 14, 2006, 02:46:32 PM »

I could see him trying it though.   Wink Grin Grin
Thanks brother............... Wink
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« Reply #108 on: March 14, 2006, 03:05:39 PM »

Thanks brother............... Wink

You're quite welcome.   Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #109 on: March 14, 2006, 11:32:38 PM »

Sister sincereheart, I don't think you jumped in with both feet in your mouth now did ya?  Cheesy

Oh yeah! Both feet! Right smack in the middle of a debate! And it got pretty heated! And I made a dear friend from it that I respect tremendously though he was entirely in the wrong on that particular issue!  Grin
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« Reply #110 on: March 14, 2006, 11:42:27 PM »

But if I take a step, while my feet are in my mouth...... I'd break my jaw......... Then I wouldn't be able to talk.............  Cry  Cry

Ouch!  Shocked

If you give a mouse a cookie.....  Wink

But you could still type!  Cheesy
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« Reply #111 on: March 14, 2006, 11:44:48 PM »

Shocked   Grin  I have both of my feet in my mouth right now, and I must figure out how to get them out before lunch.

It's a good look for you, Mr. Tom, BEP, Moderator, Policeman, Sir!  Grin
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« Reply #112 on: March 14, 2006, 11:46:38 PM »


It wouldn't hurt your typing though unless you broke an arm in the process.   Wink Grin Grin Grin

Prolly would break if he fell on it.  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #113 on: March 14, 2006, 11:48:14 PM »


You wouldn't be able to do that with a broken jaw without the aid of smilies either.

 Grin Grin Grin Grin

ROFL!
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« Reply #114 on: March 21, 2006, 02:30:12 AM »

Prolly would break if he fell on it.  Lips Sealed
Oh thank you sister................ Roll Eyes
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« Reply #115 on: March 21, 2006, 06:57:17 AM »

Oh thank you sister................ Roll Eyes

You're welcome!  Grin
Moral of the story: If you have both feet in your mouth, don't be trying to walk.  Cool

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« Reply #116 on: March 22, 2006, 01:39:19 AM »

You're welcome!  Grin
Moral of the story: If you have both feet in your mouth, don't be trying to walk.  Cool


No, moral of the story...................................

Don't put your feet in your mouth, cause they stink................ Grin
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« Reply #117 on: March 22, 2006, 07:07:45 AM »

You're welcome!  Grin
Moral of the story: If you have both feet in your mouth, don't be trying to walk.  Cool



That's right, get a skateboard and stay on it.
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« Reply #118 on: March 22, 2006, 07:10:50 AM »

No, moral of the story...................................

Don't put your feet in your mouth, cause they stink................ Grin

You would have to have a mighty BIG mouth to put both feet in it.

another moral of the story: don't open your mouth.  Grin
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« Reply #119 on: March 22, 2006, 07:16:56 AM »

No, moral of the story...................................

Don't put your feet in your mouth, cause they stink................ Grin
There are some of us whom God gave a mouth to simply to have a place to keep our feet!
So for us the moral is:
Keep your feet clean!  Cool
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