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airIam2worship
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Quote from: DreamWeaver on March 14, 2006, 01:59:51 PM
But if I take a step, while my feet are in my mouth...... I'd break my jaw......... Then I wouldn't be able to talk.............
That's right, I forgot you can't walk with your feet in your mouth,
WHAT A DILEMA
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PS 91:2 I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in Him will I trust
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Quote from: airIam2worship on March 14, 2006, 02:24:37 PM
That's right, I forgot you can't walk with your feet in your mouth,
WHAT A DILEMA
I could see him trying it though.
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Quote from: Pastor Roger on March 14, 2006, 02:27:55 PM
I could see him trying it though.
Thanks brother...............
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Quote from: DreamWeaver on March 14, 2006, 02:46:32 PM
Thanks brother...............
You're quite welcome.
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Quote from: airIam2worship on March 14, 2006, 11:12:38 AM
Sister sincereheart, I don't think you jumped in with both feet in your mouth now did ya?
Oh yeah! Both feet! Right smack in the middle of a debate! And it got pretty heated! And I made a dear friend from it that I respect tremendously though he was entirely in the wrong on that particular issue!
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Quote from: DreamWeaver on March 14, 2006, 01:59:51 PM
But if I take a step, while my feet are in my mouth...... I'd break my jaw......... Then I wouldn't be able to talk.............
Ouch!
If you give a mouse a cookie.....
But you could still type!
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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on March 14, 2006, 11:35:37 AM
I have both of my feet in my mouth right now, and I must figure out how to get them out before lunch.
It's a good look for you, Mr. Tom, BEP, Moderator, Policeman, Sir!
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Quote from: Pastor Roger on March 14, 2006, 02:02:36 PM
It wouldn't hurt your typing though unless you broke an arm in the process.
Prolly would break if he fell on it.
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Quote from: Pastor Roger on March 14, 2006, 02:13:15 PM
You wouldn't be able to do that with a broken jaw without the aid of smilies either.
ROFL!
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Quote from: sincereheart on March 14, 2006, 11:46:38 PM
Prolly would break if he fell on it.
Oh thank you sister................
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Quote from: DreamWeaver on March 21, 2006, 02:30:12 AM
Oh thank you sister................
You're welcome!
Moral of the story: If you have both feet in your mouth, don't be trying to walk.
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Quote from: sincereheart on March 21, 2006, 06:57:17 AM
You're welcome!
Moral of the story: If you have both feet in your mouth, don't be trying to walk.
No, moral of the story...................................
Don't put your feet in your mouth, cause they stink................
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Quote from: sincereheart on March 21, 2006, 06:57:17 AM
You're welcome!
Moral of the story: If you have both feet in your mouth, don't be trying to walk.
That's right, get a skateboard and stay on it.
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PS 91:2 I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in Him will I trust
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Quote from: DreamWeaver on March 22, 2006, 01:39:19 AM
No, moral of the story...................................
Don't put your feet in your mouth, cause they stink................
You would have to have a mighty BIG mouth to put both feet in it.
another moral of the story: don't open your mouth.
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Quote from: DreamWeaver on March 22, 2006, 01:39:19 AM
No, moral of the story...................................
Don't put your feet in your mouth, cause they stink................
There are some of us whom God gave a mouth to simply to have a place to keep our feet!
So for us the moral is:
Keep your feet clean!
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