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« on: October 25, 2005, 04:54:39 AM »

Doggie Qoutes

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" --Unknown

"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." --Unknown

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."
--Gene Hill

"In dog years, I'm dead." --Unknown

"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of
dogs." --Aldous Huxley

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down." --Robert Benchley

"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?  I think
that's how dogs spend their lives." --Sue Murphy

"I loathe people who keep dogs.  They are cowards who haven't got the
guts to bite people themselves." --August Strindberg

"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless
absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
--Fran Lebowitz

"Ever consider what they must think of us?  I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul--chicken, pork, half a
cow.  They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
--Anne Tyler

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult." --Rita Rudner

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a
can.  That's almost $7.00 in dog money." --Joe Weinstein

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
--James Thurber

"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person
with pets." --Nora Ephron

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful." --Ann Landers

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." --Robert A. Heinlein

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore
him." --Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

"Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one
of the most fond memories!" --Dr. Tom Cat

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
--Ben Williams

"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."
--Edward Abbey

"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it
look like the dog did it." --Unknown

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his
tail." --Unknown

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the
dog does." --Christopher Morley

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself." --Josh Billings

"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be." --Holbrook Jackson

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." --Andrew
A. Rooney

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his
life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the
last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such
devotion." --Unknown

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not
bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
--Mark Twain

"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great
Dane." --Smiley Blanton

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed
contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are
nuts." --John Steinbeck
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« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2006, 12:42:35 PM »

"I should have included Rover as an essential part of myself. His tail was my tail; his legs were my legs; his tongue was my tongue! -so much more did I, as we gambolled together, seem conscious of his joy than my own! Surely, among other and greater mercies, I shall find him again!"
-Belorba, "The Flight of the Shadow"
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« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2006, 05:12:56 PM »



"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
--James Thurber

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." --Robert A. Heinlein

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore
him." --Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

"Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one
of the most fond memories!" --Dr. Tom Cat

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
--Ben Williams

"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it
look like the dog did it." --Unknown

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself." --Josh Billings

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." --Andrew
A. Rooney

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his
life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the
last beat of his heart.  You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
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« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2006, 05:18:05 PM »

Sorry about that last one, I haven't quite figured out how to "quote" a previous post.... all I wanted to add is:
"Dear God, please help me to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am"


>^..^<
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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2006, 09:44:08 PM »

Sorry about that last one, I haven't quite figured out how to "quote" a previous post.... all I wanted to add is:
"Dear God, please help me to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am"


>^..^<
Who would that be...God???
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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2006, 04:06:26 PM »

Who would that be...God???

HUH?
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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2006, 03:36:07 AM »

HUH?

For Rover, who's all over..... (TV comerical)
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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2006, 01:26:47 PM »

HUH?
Nevermind, dumb joke. Won't happen again.  Kiss
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« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2006, 08:16:24 AM »

HUH?

CATS AND DOGS
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me. They must be gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...I must be a god!

Maybe??  Wink
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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2006, 08:18:44 AM »

Nevermind, dumb joke. Won't happen again.  Kiss

Why not??  Wink
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« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2006, 08:36:44 PM »

Good one SincereHeart!   Wink  You definitely know a cat's purr-sonality!    meow

ps to Willow:  I'm sorry I didn't get the joke and  I didn't mean to offend anyone.

Blessings~

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« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2006, 08:13:02 PM »

CATS AND DOGS
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me. They must be gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...I must be a god!

Maybe??  Wink
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