Why God never received tenure at any university
1. He had only one Major publication
2. It was in Hebrew
3. It had no references
4. It Wasn't published in a referee journal
5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then.
7. His co-operative efforts have been quite limited
8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results
9. He never applied to the Ethics Board to use human subjects
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted he deleted them from the sample
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his test
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
Top 17 childrens books not recommended by the National LIbrary Association.
Bob the Germ's Wonderous journey into and Back out of you Digestive System.
The Little Engine that became intoxicated and killed civilians
Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer's Games of Revenge
Clifford the Bog Red Dog Accidently Eats His Masters and is put to Sleep
Valuable Protein and other Nutritional Benefits of Things from your Nose
A Pictorial History of Circus Geek Suicides
Charles Manson Bedtime Stories
Daddy loses his job and Finds the Bottle
Babar Meets the Taxidermist and Becomes a Piano
Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
David Duke's World of Imagination
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
Teddy: The Elf With the Detached Retina
The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
Things Rich Kids Have But You Never Will
Let's Draw Betty and Veronica Without Their Clothes On.
The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead.
