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« on: October 15, 2005, 02:54:11 PM »

A Few Quotes About Computers:


Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
Anonymous

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on.
Steve Jobs

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
Bill Gates
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« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2005, 07:48:36 PM »

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Andy Rooney

Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
Clifford Stoll

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Doug Larson

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Farmers' Almanac, 1978
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