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« Reply #165 on: October 12, 2005, 02:45:09 PM »

Guilty.

 Huh GUILTY??  WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A TRIAL YET. IN FACT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN READ US OUR RIGHTS.  I CALL FOR A MISTRIAL.  AND MY LAWYER WILL CALL YOU  Grin Grin Grin Tongue

Now you can't have a mistrial if you haven't had a trial, now can you?   Grin GUILTYGUILTYGUILTYGUILTY!!!!!!

So we can't be guilty if we haven't had a trial.
nah nah nah nah nah nah Tongue Tongue

Why yes you can!  GUILTY I SAY!!!  Trials take too much time and money.  So I just bypass that.   Grin  You are guilty as charged.  I've put you back on the hook miss!
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« Reply #166 on: October 12, 2005, 02:53:02 PM »

I Plea NOT guilty. By reason of insanity..Your honor  Tongue Tongue Grin

Ok!  She's off the hook!   Cheesy
And what about me? Tongue

Nope.  You're still on the hook.  And quite a hook it is too!!   Grin

Addendum to the heretofore listed referrendum:  Dreamweaver, a.k.a. Brother Bob, is now off the hook due to back pains.  At the time of his (hopefully soon  Smiley) recovery, Brother Bob's case will be reviewed.
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« Reply #167 on: October 12, 2005, 02:58:42 PM »

Guilty.

 Huh GUILTY??  WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A TRIAL YET. IN FACT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN READ US OUR RIGHTS.  I CALL FOR A MISTRIAL.  AND MY LAWYER WILL CALL YOU  Grin Grin Grin Tongue

Now you can't have a mistrial if you haven't had a trial, now can you?   Grin GUILTYGUILTYGUILTYGUILTY!!!!!!

So we can't be guilty if we haven't had a trial.
nah nah nah nah nah nah Tongue Tongue

Why yes you can!  GUILTY I SAY!!!  Trials take too much time and money.  So I just bypass that.   Grin  You are guilty as charged.  I've put you back on the hook miss!

 Roll Eyes If that's the way you want it, so be it, but it's only fair to warn you my Lawyer has never lost a case, and what's more He will defend me for free Grin Grin Grin
(hmmm I wonder what He's thinking about us right now?) Lips Sealed
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« Reply #168 on: October 12, 2005, 03:21:20 PM »

Guilty.

 Huh GUILTY??  WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A TRIAL YET. IN FACT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN READ US OUR RIGHTS.  I CALL FOR A MISTRIAL.  AND MY LAWYER WILL CALL YOU  Grin Grin Grin Tongue

Now you can't have a mistrial if you haven't had a trial, now can you?   Grin GUILTYGUILTYGUILTYGUILTY!!!!!!

I plead guilty ..... the "Top Fifteen" posting went to my head.
Then I saw Allinall = 2085 and I couldn't resist any longer.

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« Reply #169 on: October 12, 2005, 03:24:52 PM »




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« Reply #170 on: October 12, 2005, 03:28:47 PM »

No court??





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« Reply #171 on: October 12, 2005, 03:32:24 PM »




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« Reply #172 on: October 12, 2005, 03:39:25 PM »

Doin hard time ........





singing jailhouse rock.

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« Reply #173 on: October 12, 2005, 03:57:51 PM »

Guilty.

 Huh GUILTY??  WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A TRIAL YET. IN FACT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN READ US OUR RIGHTS.  I CALL FOR A MISTRIAL.  AND MY LAWYER WILL CALL YOU  Grin Grin Grin Tongue

Now you can't have a mistrial if you haven't had a trial, now can you?   Grin GUILTYGUILTYGUILTYGUILTY!!!!!!

So we can't be guilty if we haven't had a trial.
nah nah nah nah nah nah Tongue Tongue

Why yes you can!  GUILTY I SAY!!!  Trials take too much time and money.  So I just bypass that.   Grin  You are guilty as charged.  I've put you back on the hook miss!

 Roll Eyes If that's the way you want it, so be it, but it's only fair to warn you my Lawyer has never lost a case, and what's more He will defend me for free Grin Grin Grin
(hmmm I wonder what He's thinking about us right now?) Lips Sealed

The charge is Copy Catting With Intent To Gain.  You have been found *really ominous voice* guuuuiiiiiiiiiilllltttyyyyyyy.  Your Lawyer told me to be sure your sins will find you out.  Are you sure you want to plead "Not Guilty"?   Grin

(Bet He's thinking we're weird.   Lips Sealed But I know He's pleading all of our cases everyday.  No Law can condemn us!)
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« Reply #174 on: October 12, 2005, 04:12:08 PM »

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(Bet He's thinking we're weird.   But I know He's pleading all of our cases everyday.  No Law can condemn us!)

Amen.

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« Reply #175 on: October 12, 2005, 04:22:14 PM »

I would like to think that He's happy we all know how to love one another and have clean fun. Maybe He is laughing too.
 Isa 54:17 No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper; and every tongue that shall rise against thee in judgment thou shalt condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the LORD, and their righteousness is of me, saith the LORD.   Hallelujah, I'm forgiven.
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« Reply #176 on: October 12, 2005, 05:16:23 PM »

Guilty.

 Huh GUILTY??  WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A TRIAL YET. IN FACT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN READ US OUR RIGHTS.  I CALL FOR A MISTRIAL.  AND MY LAWYER WILL CALL YOU  Grin Grin Grin Tongue

Now you can't have a mistrial if you haven't had a trial, now can you?   Grin GUILTYGUILTYGUILTYGUILTY!!!!!!

So we can't be guilty if we haven't had a trial.
nah nah nah nah nah nah Tongue Tongue
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #177 on: October 12, 2005, 05:17:04 PM »

I Plea NOT guilty. By reason of insanity..Your honor  Tongue Tongue Grin

Ok!  She's off the hook!   Cheesy
And what about me? Tongue

Nope.  You're still on the hook.  And quite a hook it is too!!   Grin
Where, I don't see no hooks. Grin
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« Reply #178 on: October 12, 2005, 05:20:04 PM »

I Plea NOT guilty. By reason of insanity..Your honor  Tongue Tongue Grin

Ok!  She's off the hook!   Cheesy
And what about me? Tongue

Nope.  You're still on the hook.  And quite a hook it is too!!   Grin

Addendum to the heretofore listed referrendum:  Dreamweaver, a.k.a. Brother Bob, is now off the hook due to back pains.  At the time of his (hopefully soon  Smiley) recovery, Brother Bob's case will be reviewed.
WHy thank you Allinall. Grin
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« Reply #179 on: October 12, 2005, 05:20:44 PM »

Guilty.

 Huh GUILTY??  WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A TRIAL YET. IN FACT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN READ US OUR RIGHTS.  I CALL FOR A MISTRIAL.  AND MY LAWYER WILL CALL YOU  Grin Grin Grin Tongue

Now you can't have a mistrial if you haven't had a trial, now can you?   Grin GUILTYGUILTYGUILTYGUILTY!!!!!!

So we can't be guilty if we haven't had a trial.
nah nah nah nah nah nah Tongue Tongue

Why yes you can!  GUILTY I SAY!!!  Trials take too much time and money.  So I just bypass that.   Grin  You are guilty as charged.  I've put you back on the hook miss!

 Roll Eyes If that's the way you want it, so be it, but it's only fair to warn you my Lawyer has never lost a case, and what's more He will defend me for free Grin Grin Grin
(hmmm I wonder what He's thinking about us right now?) Lips Sealed
LOOKING UP! Cheesy
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