Our own CU awards 2005

[Shammu]

Most likely to drop a conversation in the middle: Allinall  

Ok.  Name just one conversation I've dropped right smack dab in the middle of?  Go ahead!  I'm waaaaaaiiiiiting??


(BTW - I am kidding  )

Sorry Allinall, I just can't help myself. President Bush's approval rating drops

Eeeewwwwwwww...K.  Strike that.  Reverse it.  Name just one time I've dropped a conversation in the middle of it!  Hahahaahaaa!  There.  Beat that one Mr. "I'll just take the blatantaly obvious blunder Allinall made and exploit it till he cries like a baby in his coffee cup"...!

BTW, nice graphic on your name.  I'm likin' it!  

Thank you, Bronzesnake did the graphics. Okay now, naming just one time you've dropped a conversation in the middle of it, is easy. The All-Out Allinall Thread Boosting Post

Ok.  So that's one!  BTW, I stopped that one for two reasons:

1.  All y'all hijacked my thread and ended up with higher post ratings than me.  I'm bitter.  

2.  There's like 31 pages in it man!  I've got ADD!  I lose it after the second page!

Where were we?  

Un huh, right, that is not a good excuse. Okay here, is another one then. Dead. Doornail Dead., and that wasn't hijacked!

Hmmmm...would you believe "the Devil made me do it?"  

Nope!

Would the fact that I'm busy at work and live in a house full of estrogen be a good excuse?  

ADD, dead, doomail dead, the devil made me do it.................
Hmmmm, now it's a hormonal imbalance!

I know, whats next?

Ok.  Here's the best one yet.  I get abducted by aliens and repeatedly have my memory erased...

I'm just quoting because I think the quote box looks cool.

Like looking down on a tower from above.

Cool!  

[Allinall]

Most likely to drop a conversation in the middle: Allinall  

Ok.  Name just one conversation I've dropped right smack dab in the middle of?  Go ahead!  I'm waaaaaaiiiiiting??


(BTW - I am kidding  )

Sorry Allinall, I just can't help myself. President Bush's approval rating drops

Eeeewwwwwwww...K.  Strike that.  Reverse it.  Name just one time I've dropped a conversation in the middle of it!  Hahahaahaaa!  There.  Beat that one Mr. "I'll just take the blatantaly obvious blunder Allinall made and exploit it till he cries like a baby in his coffee cup"...!

BTW, nice graphic on your name.  I'm likin' it!  

Thank you, Bronzesnake did the graphics. Okay now, naming just one time you've dropped a conversation in the middle of it, is easy. The All-Out Allinall Thread Boosting Post

Ok.  So that's one!  BTW, I stopped that one for two reasons:

1.  All y'all hijacked my thread and ended up with higher post ratings than me.  I'm bitter.  

2.  There's like 31 pages in it man!  I've got ADD!  I lose it after the second page!

Where were we?  

Un huh, right, that is not a good excuse. Okay here, is another one then. Dead. Doornail Dead., and that wasn't hijacked!

Hmmmm...would you believe "the Devil made me do it?"  

Nope!

Would the fact that I'm busy at work and live in a house full of estrogen be a good excuse?  

ADD, dead, doomail dead, the devil made me do it.................
Hmmmm, now it's a hormonal imbalance!

I know, whats next?

Ok.  Here's the best one yet.  I get abducted by aliens and repeatedly have my memory erased...

Nope, that won't work. You are a Christian.

HEY!! Little green men with probes keep abducting me, and I am a Christian!  That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.  

[Shammu]

Most likely to drop a conversation in the middle: Allinall  

Ok.  Name just one conversation I've dropped right smack dab in the middle of?  Go ahead!  I'm waaaaaaiiiiiting??


(BTW - I am kidding  )

Sorry Allinall, I just can't help myself. President Bush's approval rating drops

Eeeewwwwwwww...K.  Strike that.  Reverse it.  Name just one time I've dropped a conversation in the middle of it!  Hahahaahaaa!  There.  Beat that one Mr. "I'll just take the blatantaly obvious blunder Allinall made and exploit it till he cries like a baby in his coffee cup"...!

BTW, nice graphic on your name.  I'm likin' it!  

Thank you, Bronzesnake did the graphics. Okay now, naming just one time you've dropped a conversation in the middle of it, is easy. The All-Out Allinall Thread Boosting Post

Ok.  So that's one!  BTW, I stopped that one for two reasons:

1.  All y'all hijacked my thread and ended up with higher post ratings than me.  I'm bitter.  

2.  There's like 31 pages in it man!  I've got ADD!  I lose it after the second page!

Where were we?  

Un huh, right, that is not a good excuse. Okay here, is another one then. Dead. Doornail Dead., and that wasn't hijacked!

Hmmmm...would you believe "the Devil made me do it?"  

Nope!

Would the fact that I'm busy at work and live in a house full of estrogen be a good excuse?  

ADD, dead, doomail dead, the devil made me do it.................
Hmmmm, now it's a hormonal imbalance!

I know, whats next?

Ok.  Here's the best one yet.  I get abducted by aliens and repeatedly have my memory erased...

Nope, that won't work. You are a Christian.

HEY!! Little green men with probes keep abducting me, and I am a Christian!  That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.  

I think your friend wants a ride, Allinall.

[Allinall]

Most likely to drop a conversation in the middle: Allinall  

Ok.  Name just one conversation I've dropped right smack dab in the middle of?  Go ahead!  I'm waaaaaaiiiiiting??


(BTW - I am kidding  )

Sorry Allinall, I just can't help myself. President Bush's approval rating drops

Eeeewwwwwwww...K.  Strike that.  Reverse it.  Name just one time I've dropped a conversation in the middle of it!  Hahahaahaaa!  There.  Beat that one Mr. "I'll just take the blatantaly obvious blunder Allinall made and exploit it till he cries like a baby in his coffee cup"...!

BTW, nice graphic on your name.  I'm likin' it!  

Thank you, Bronzesnake did the graphics. Okay now, naming just one time you've dropped a conversation in the middle of it, is easy. The All-Out Allinall Thread Boosting Post

Ok.  So that's one!  BTW, I stopped that one for two reasons:

1.  All y'all hijacked my thread and ended up with higher post ratings than me.  I'm bitter.  

2.  There's like 31 pages in it man!  I've got ADD!  I lose it after the second page!

Where were we?  

Un huh, right, that is not a good excuse. Okay here, is another one then. Dead. Doornail Dead., and that wasn't hijacked!

Hmmmm...would you believe "the Devil made me do it?"  

Nope!

Would the fact that I'm busy at work and live in a house full of estrogen be a good excuse?  

ADD, dead, doomail dead, the devil made me do it.................
Hmmmm, now it's a hormonal imbalance!

I know, whats next?

Ok.  Here's the best one yet.  I get abducted by aliens and repeatedly have my memory erased...

Nope, that won't work. You are a Christian.

HEY!! Little green men with probes keep abducting me, and I am a Christian!  That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.  

I think your friend wants a ride, Allinall.

SEE!!!! THOSE GUYS ARE MY FRIENDS!!! THE LITTLE YELLOW GUYS!!! *Whispers* They don't have probes!  But they do have an uncanny habit asking for rides...

[Shammu]

Most likely to drop a conversation in the middle: Allinall  

Ok.  Name just one conversation I've dropped right smack dab in the middle of?  Go ahead!  I'm waaaaaaiiiiiting??


(BTW - I am kidding  )

Sorry Allinall, I just can't help myself. President Bush's approval rating drops

Eeeewwwwwwww...K.  Strike that.  Reverse it.  Name just one time I've dropped a conversation in the middle of it!  Hahahaahaaa!  There.  Beat that one Mr. "I'll just take the blatantaly obvious blunder Allinall made and exploit it till he cries like a baby in his coffee cup"...!

BTW, nice graphic on your name.  I'm likin' it!  

Thank you, Bronzesnake did the graphics. Okay now, naming just one time you've dropped a conversation in the middle of it, is easy. The All-Out Allinall Thread Boosting Post

Ok.  So that's one!  BTW, I stopped that one for two reasons:

1.  All y'all hijacked my thread and ended up with higher post ratings than me.  I'm bitter.  

2.  There's like 31 pages in it man!  I've got ADD!  I lose it after the second page!

Where were we?  

Un huh, right, that is not a good excuse. Okay here, is another one then. Dead. Doornail Dead., and that wasn't hijacked!

Hmmmm...would you believe "the Devil made me do it?"  

Nope!

Would the fact that I'm busy at work and live in a house full of estrogen be a good excuse?  

ADD, dead, doomail dead, the devil made me do it.................
Hmmmm, now it's a hormonal imbalance!

I know, whats next?

Ok.  Here's the best one yet.  I get abducted by aliens and repeatedly have my memory erased...

Nope, that won't work. You are a Christian.

HEY!! Little green men with probes keep abducting me, and I am a Christian!  That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.  

I think your friend wants a ride, Allinall.

SEE!!!! THOSE GUYS ARE MY FRIENDS!!! THE LITTLE YELLOW GUYS!!! *Whispers* They don't have probes!  But they do have an uncanny habit asking for rides...

[size=12]WHAT, I CAN"T HEAR YOU RIGHT. YOU SAID THEY DO HAVE A UNCANNY HABIT, ASKING FOR RIDES?[/size]

[Soldier4Christ]

Most likely to drop a conversation in the middle: Allinall  

Ok.  Name just one conversation I've dropped right smack dab in the middle of?  Go ahead!  I'm waaaaaaiiiiiting??


(BTW - I am kidding  )

Sorry Allinall, I just can't help myself. President Bush's approval rating drops

Eeeewwwwwwww...K.  Strike that.  Reverse it.  Name just one time I've dropped a conversation in the middle of it!  Hahahaahaaa!  There.  Beat that one Mr. "I'll just take the blatantaly obvious blunder Allinall made and exploit it till he cries like a baby in his coffee cup"...!

BTW, nice graphic on your name.  I'm likin' it!  

Thank you, Bronzesnake did the graphics. Okay now, naming just one time you've dropped a conversation in the middle of it, is easy. The All-Out Allinall Thread Boosting Post

Ok.  So that's one!  BTW, I stopped that one for two reasons:

1.  All y'all hijacked my thread and ended up with higher post ratings than me.  I'm bitter.  

2.  There's like 31 pages in it man!  I've got ADD!  I lose it after the second page!

Where were we?  

Un huh, right, that is not a good excuse. Okay here, is another one then. Dead. Doornail Dead., and that wasn't hijacked!

Hmmmm...would you believe "the Devil made me do it?"  

Nope!

Would the fact that I'm busy at work and live in a house full of estrogen be a good excuse?  

ADD, dead, doomail dead, the devil made me do it.................
Hmmmm, now it's a hormonal imbalance!

I know, whats next?

Ok.  Here's the best one yet.  I get abducted by aliens and repeatedly have my memory erased...

Nope, that won't work. You are a Christian.

HEY!! Little green men with probes keep abducting me, and I am a Christian!  That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.  

I think your friend wants a ride, Allinall.

SEE!!!! THOSE GUYS ARE MY FRIENDS!!! THE LITTLE YELLOW GUYS!!! *Whispers* They don't have probes!  But they do have an uncanny habit asking for rides...

[size=12]WHAT, I CAN"T HEAR YOU RIGHT. YOU SAID THEY DO HAVE A UNCANNY HABIT, ASKING FOR RIDES?[/size]

What that you said, DW? I couldn't hear for all the yelling.  

[Shammu]

Most likely to drop a conversation in the middle: Allinall  

Ok.  Name just one conversation I've dropped right smack dab in the middle of?  Go ahead!  I'm waaaaaaiiiiiting??


(BTW - I am kidding  )

Sorry Allinall, I just can't help myself. President Bush's approval rating drops

Eeeewwwwwwww...K.  Strike that.  Reverse it.  Name just one time I've dropped a conversation in the middle of it!  Hahahaahaaa!  There.  Beat that one Mr. "I'll just take the blatantaly obvious blunder Allinall made and exploit it till he cries like a baby in his coffee cup"...!

BTW, nice graphic on your name.  I'm likin' it!  

Thank you, Bronzesnake did the graphics. Okay now, naming just one time you've dropped a conversation in the middle of it, is easy. The All-Out Allinall Thread Boosting Post

Ok.  So that's one!  BTW, I stopped that one for two reasons:

1.  All y'all hijacked my thread and ended up with higher post ratings than me.  I'm bitter.  

2.  There's like 31 pages in it man!  I've got ADD!  I lose it after the second page!

Where were we?  

Un huh, right, that is not a good excuse. Okay here, is another one then. Dead. Doornail Dead., and that wasn't hijacked!

Hmmmm...would you believe "the Devil made me do it?"  

Nope!

Would the fact that I'm busy at work and live in a house full of estrogen be a good excuse?  

ADD, dead, doomail dead, the devil made me do it.................
Hmmmm, now it's a hormonal imbalance!

I know, whats next?

Ok.  Here's the best one yet.  I get abducted by aliens and repeatedly have my memory erased...

Nope, that won't work. You are a Christian.

HEY!! Little green men with probes keep abducting me, and I am a Christian!  That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.  

I think your friend wants a ride, Allinall.

SEE!!!! THOSE GUYS ARE MY FRIENDS!!! THE LITTLE YELLOW GUYS!!! *Whispers* They don't have probes!  But they do have an uncanny habit asking for rides...

[size=12]WHAT, I CAN"T HEAR YOU RIGHT. YOU SAID THEY DO HAVE A UNCANNY HABIT, ASKING FOR RIDES?[/size]

What that you said, DW? I couldn't hear for all the yelling.  

Oh sorry about that Pastor Roger. I just wanted to make sure I heard Allinall correctly.

[Allinall]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  Wise guys eh?!  

[Soldier4Christ]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  Wise guys eh?!  

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

[Shammu]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  Wise guys eh?!  

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

[JudgeNot]

Allinall said way back up there about a dozen or so posts:

I do, however, need a son...

Dude!
This is your LUCKY day!  I’ll be your son!

Hey – I’m “done-growed-up”, so you don’t even have to worry about going through the severe lower back pain of raising me.  

Just think - no 3 AM feeding, no “burp-up” down your back, and you’ll never have to lecture me about skid-marks in the under-drawers.  That’ll all be behind us. (choke)  (Ha-ha!  I kill me!)  

Yep – we can skip all that.  All you have to do is start sending me money NOW.  I’ll PM you my mailing address.

Thanks DAD!  
JudgeNot

PS – and Dad – if you ever get into serious trouble you know all you have to do is call me.  Just give me your location and I’ll call 911 for you.  I’ll PM you my private 17 digit access line and 10 character alpha-numeric passcode to leave me a voice mail.  

PSS – please PM me a valid card number and expiration date… my fridge is really empty…  Have you seen gas prices lately???!!!

PSSS – Sorry about the front of the car.  But it’s not all that bad – just the quarter panel, hood and bumper (headlight and radiator).  But not to worry - we were real lucky – even the arresting police officer said so.  He said “You’re lucky no one was killed.”  Must be the luck of us Irish, huh Dad?  

PSSSS – Dad – did I mention the car insurance may be going up?  
 

[nChrist]

       ROFL! - JudgeNot - You're Killin' Me!      

[Shammu]

Allinall said way back up there about a dozen or so posts:

I do, however, need a son...

Yep – we can skip all that.  All you have to do is start sending me money NOW.  I’ll PM you my mailing address.

Thanks DAD!  
JudgeNot

PS – and Dad – if you ever get into serious trouble you know all you have to do is call me.  Just give me your location and I’ll call 911 for you.  I’ll PM you my private 17 digit access line and 10 character alpha-numeric passcode to leave me a voice mail.  

PSS – please PM me a valid card number and expiration date… my fridge is really empty…  Have you seen gas prices lately???!!!

PSSS – Sorry about the front of the car.  But it’s not all that bad – just the quarter panel, hood and bumper (headlight and radiator).  But not to worry - we were real lucky – even the arresting police officer said so.  He said “You’re lucky no one was killed.”  Must be the luck of us Irish, huh Dad?  

PSSSS – Dad – did I mention the car insurance may be going up?  
 

Seems like I heard some of this, about a month and a half ago.

[Allinall]

Allinall said way back up there about a dozen or so posts:

I do, however, need a son...

Dude!
This is your LUCKY day!  I’ll be your son!

Hey – I’m “done-growed-up”, so you don’t even have to worry about going through the severe lower back pain of raising me.  

Just think - no 3 AM feeding, no “burp-up” down your back, and you’ll never have to lecture me about skid-marks in the under-drawers.  That’ll all be behind us. (choke)  (Ha-ha!  I kill me!)  

Yep – we can skip all that.  All you have to do is start sending me money NOW.  I’ll PM you my mailing address.

Thanks DAD!  
JudgeNot

PS – and Dad – if you ever get into serious trouble you know all you have to do is call me.  Just give me your location and I’ll call 911 for you.  I’ll PM you my private 17 digit access line and 10 character alpha-numeric passcode to leave me a voice mail.  

PSS – please PM me a valid card number and expiration date… my fridge is really empty…  Have you seen gas prices lately???!!!

PSSS – Sorry about the front of the car.  But it’s not all that bad – just the quarter panel, hood and bumper (headlight and radiator).  But not to worry - we were real lucky – even the arresting police officer said so.  He said “You’re lucky no one was killed.”  Must be the luck of us Irish, huh Dad?  

PSSSS – Dad – did I mention the car insurance may be going up?  
 

DUDE!!!![/i] Now that's just funny!  Man that gave me a much needed laugh.  And no.  I'm not adopting you.  

Seriously, I've gotta 7 year old and a 4 year old.  Both, obviously, girls.  The oldest is a blonde to the core.  Every joke fits, God love her.    The other is "street smart."  She gets basic life things like cake.  The 7 year old is book smart and gets messed up with life situations.  Needless to say, I'm sincerely concerned about the teenage years.  Money, cars, BOYS and the like.  God help me!!!!!

Thanks for the laugh, "son."  

[Shammu]

And now the big moment has finally arrived.................. Drum roll please.........................................

No, no, no, not the snare drum!

Best Voter award: Sapphire W34P0N

NEW Best Posts with Music:  Patzt

Winner of the most encouraging award: Tie chris, blackeyedpeas, Dreamweaver, Pastor Roger

Winner of the least encouraging award: Silver clones we keep banning  

NEW: Most sarcastic poster:  Sapphire W34P0N, JudgeNot

NEW  AWOL:  Sincereheart, Shylynne, Symphony, Tigerlily, Petro, Saved_4ever, Royo, Forrest

Most MIA poster: Paul2, Evangelist, Asaph

Consistently shortest posts: Reba, Sapphire W34P0N

Consistently longest posts: Bronzesnake, DreamWeaver

Biggest words award:  JudgeNot

Congeniality award: Kris777, chris

NEW: ACLU Covert Op (NOT!):  JudgeNot

Most inconsistent user of the question mark: Sapphire W34P0N

Most edifying poster: arunangelo, Whitedove, Ollie, Pastor Roger

Most comforting poster: ZakDar, 2nd Timothy

Least punctuation in a post: Reba

Poster with the most thumbs up: Sapphire W34P0N

Best "teenager" in the forum:  Jemidon2004

Cool new people awards: RhondaR, Billie Southard

Most likely to drop a conversation in the middle: Allinall

Most special award: Pastor Roger

Who is a posting nut: Blackeyedpeas

Funniest Poster: JudgeNot, Willowbirch

Best newbie, in the past year: ZakDar

NEW: Official Spellchecker:    Cris

Lets give a hand, to all the winners. Those of you that didn't make the winning list, are still winners! For we believe in Jesus.

Till next year, same Christians Unite channel, same Christians Unite time, (or theres about) if the Lord Jesus is willing.