After trying to start a conversation several
times and getting only distracted grunts Doug asks Bill what
the problem is.
"Well," said Bill, "I ran afoul of one of those questions
women ask. Now Im in big trouble!"
"What kind of question?, asked Doug.
"My wife asked me if I would still love her if when she was
old, fat and ugly."
"Thats easy," said Doug. "You just say 'Of course I will'".
"Yeah", said Bill, "Thats what I did, except I said
'Of course I DO....'"
