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Author Topic: IF THE PRESIDENT WERE, GOD  (Read 2594 times)
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« on: May 03, 2005, 11:11:27 PM »


If the President were, GOD Senator Hillary would be the Archangel Gabriel.

If the President were, GOD 911 would have been 711 and every one would have gotten a free Big Gulp.

If the President were, GOD the first lady would be the Virgin Mary.

If the President were, GOD Ariel would be a fallen Middle Eastern angel.

If the President were, GOD the White House would be the white throne in heaven having one of Ezekiel’s wheels with eyes all around on the floor of the oval office.

If the President were, GOD the number 6 would be a divine number being representative of the letter W in Hebrew.

If the President were, GOD http://www. would not exist as Al Gore would have never invented it.

If the President were, GOD the State of Texas would be the Promised Land and the red sea the red river making Moses an American citizen having been born somewhere in Arkansas and raised in Oklahoma.

If the President were, God the Israelites would have been American Indians seeking the Promised Land of Texarkana.  

If the President were, GOD there would be no Social Security as the poor and elderly would simply not live longer than they should.

If the President were, GOD the Persian Gulf would be the Gulf of Mexico making Mexico Saudi Arabia and therefore no need for better border security.

If the President were, GOD Geronimo would have been Pharaoh whom built the Sphinx (Pharaoh on horseback) in the Valley of Chiefs near the Pyramids of the Wichita Mountains.  

If the President were, GOD the Magi would have seen a star in the west and came bearing gifts of Saudi Arabian refined crude riding upon tanker ships instead of Camels.

If the President were, GOD there would be no Polar Ice or winter since it would be summer all year round.

If the President were, GOD Noah’s Ark would have had only two Elephants on board as Noah, his family and all the other animals would have walked the plank.


I absolutely have no animosity towards the president as this is for entertainment purposes only and therefore is not written as political propaganda against any party or persons. I just have a way of looking at the world from different points of view and in light of current events and the issues.
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Holy, Holy, Holy is the Lord God Almighty the whole earth is full of his glory.
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