A thief was busy loading his bag with stereo equipment from the house he had just broke into, when out of the darkness came a voice " Jesus is watching you!" The thief froze in terror. His eyes were the size of pie pans as he slowly turned toward the direction of the voice. He scanned the room with his tiny pen light and saw nothing.
He decided it was a case of nerves, and proceed to load more goodies into his bag, albeit, at a much faster pace.
He was stuffing a pile of CD's into his bag when once again the voice exclaimed "Jesus is watching you!" This time, he spun around and his light fell onto a parrot in a cage. The thief let out a huge sigh of relief, and began to laugh. "Did you say that?" he said to the bird. The bird simply stared at the thief. Alright then, "What's your name?" he asked the bird - "Moses" came the reply. Hearing this made the thief laugh even harder! The thief wondered out loud "what kind of people name their bird Moses?" The bird responded "the kind of people who name their Doberman Jesus!"
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