All About Trolls...

[nChrist]

Brothers and Sisters,

   Wow! - I just saw a very sad documentary. It was called "Return of the Banned".

Somehow, I don't think that a sequel will play well.  

Love In Christ,
Tom

1 Corinthians 1:18  For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.

[Soldier4Christ]

If there is a sequel I have a feeling it will be called "Return To The Trashcan".

[Bronzesnake]

Brothers and Sisters,

   Wow! - I just saw a very sad documentary. It was called "Return of the Banned".

Somehow, I don't think that a sequel will play well.  

 Ha,haa!   Do you think it will get snubbed at the Oscars like the Passion did?  

Bronzesnake

[nChrist]

Brothers and Sisters,

I was just thinking about the fact that trolls seem to gather and attack more frequently these days. Their determination is also on the rise.

It did cross my mind there is also a growing refusal to endure sound doctrine, and that may be the reason for the increasing attacks on Christians everywhere. We should expect it and smile, knowing that we are doing something right for God on Christians Unite.

If these are the end days of this age of God's Grace, things will get much worse. With God's guidance and Grace, I pray that Christians Unite stands as a beacon of light and hope until the last day.

Love In Christ,
Tom

Psalms 48:14  For this God is our God for ever and ever: he will be our guide even unto death.

[Bronzesnake]

Brothers and Sisters,

I was just thinking about the fact that trolls seem to gather and attack more frequently these days. Their determination is also on the rise.

It did cross my mind there is also a growing refusal to endure sound doctrine, and that may be the reason for the increasing attacks on Christians everywhere. We should expect it and smile, knowing that we are doing something right for God on Christians Unite.

If these are the end days of this age of God's Grace, things will get much worse. With God's guidance and Grace, I pray that Christians Unite stands as a beacon of light and hope until the last day.

Love In Christ,
Tom

Psalms 48:14  For this God is our God for ever and ever: he will be our guide even unto death.

 Amen? Amen!  

 Bronzesnake

[Bronzesnake]

A Troll goes through four stages when he gets banned...

Stage #1. Disbelief
"Huh?"
 

Stage# 2. Anger

During a temper tantrum caused by being banned, Trolls have been observed throwing themselves into shallow, rocky, streems with little or no regard to native fish populations!

They've been known to get so angry that they lose the ability to fight for themselves, and their wives take on the battle!

Stage #3. Depression.
"Why me?"[/color]

 

Stage #4. Acceptance.

 At this stage, all but the most stubborn of Trolls will usually shrivel up and turn to dust!

 

Bronzesnake

[nChrist]

         

Stage 4 - Acceptance!  - WOW! - What a hoot - ROFL!

AND, the ballerina troll! - ROFL - can't get up!

[Evangelist]

Brothers 'n Sisters......your attention please.

I present the one, the only..... our STALWART protector against trolls......

[Soldier4Christ]

TEN HUT, HAND SALUTE

[Jemidon2004]

Are ya'll done picking at the trolls....can we move on to another subject please...picking at them just feeds them. Just figured i'd shoot that across your bows.

God Bless

Joshua

[Soldier4Christ]

Yeah, but it's still fun doin' it.

[nChrist]

Evangelist,

     Brother, you are a graphics genius. THANKS!!! - I may have a use for that graphic.     Maybe I can use them in those 3rd, 4th, and 5th warnings.    I'll toss my Yosemite Sam graphic now.    

Brother Joshua, you're probably right, but we sure have had fun with this thread. I know that I have. If you saw what all happens behind the scenes, you would see why this is a stress reducer and laugh for me. Laughter is good medicine. The people in this thread are eagles, no comparison to the turkeys who are dealt with behind the scenes.  

I give thanks for the eagles here.

Love In Christ,
Tom

Psalms 32:10  Many sorrows shall be to the wicked: but he that trusteth in the LORD, mercy shall compass him about.

[Bronzesnake]

Evangelist,

     Brother, you are a graphics genius. THANKS!!! - I may have a use for that graphic.     Maybe I can use them in those 3rd, 4th, and 5th warnings.    I'll toss my Yosemite Sam graphic now.    

Brother Joshua, you're probably right, but we sure have had fun with this thread. I know that I have. If you saw what all happens behind the scenes, you would see why this is a stress reducer and laugh for me. Laughter is good medicine. The people in this thread are eagles, no comparison to the turkeys who are dealt with behind the scenes.  

I give thanks for the eagles here.

Love In Christ,
Tom

Psalms 32:10  Many sorrows shall be to the wicked: but he that trusteth in the LORD, mercy shall compass him about.

 I second that! Grrreat job Evangelist!

I also concure with BEP on the stress reducing effects of having some fun. Even Christians have to lighten up once in a while. Mind you, if you ever find yourself "crystal lightening" up, you should seek immediate help!

 

 Bronzesnake

[Bronzesnake]

Trolls cats are alcoholics!!

"me...me...me? hmmm...I knew it a minute ago!
Oh ya! meow!"

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Bronzesnake

[Soldier4Christ]

The cat has the TV remote. Wonder what he's watching?

"Return of the Banned"??  ??  ??