Things Cats Are Good For

[Allinall]

Lastly, I'd like to say that sincereheart is the only person with any sense on this thread, except for possibly Willowbirch, and in honor of that I have reserved my 111th post for her. (11 is my favorite number, in case you didn't know)    

HEY!!![/b]  I have sense!  I have lots and lots and lots of sense!!  I said cats are good for targets, doorstops, speedbumps!  I was going to add that they're a good appetizer, gutter cleaner (until they get stuck), hat, and gloves!  What's not sensible about that?  Huuuuuuuuuhhhhhh??

(BTW, I'm kiddin'   )

I know, I know. I'm terribly sorry. As soon as I posted it I knew I should have included you. But I couldn't post again that day to clear it up, because then I wouldn't have been on my 111th post. Hopefully you'll forgive me.    

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllll...I SUPPOSE[/b] I can forgive you...

[Yoyostick]

Lastly, I'd like to say that sincereheart is the only person with any sense on this thread, except for possibly Willowbirch, and in honor of that I have reserved my 111th post for her. (11 is my favorite number, in case you didn't know)    

HEY!!![/b]  I have sense!  I have lots and lots and lots of sense!!  I said cats are good for targets, doorstops, speedbumps!  I was going to add that they're a good appetizer, gutter cleaner (until they get stuck), hat, and gloves!  What's not sensible about that?  Huuuuuuuuuhhhhhh??

(BTW, I'm kiddin'   )

I know, I know. I'm terribly sorry. As soon as I posted it I knew I should have included you. But I couldn't post again that day to clear it up, because then I wouldn't have been on my 111th post. Hopefully you'll forgive me.    

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllll...I SUPPOSE[/b] I can forgive you...

I can't tell you how much this means to me.  

[Kristi Ann]

Back on Topic..

Cats are good for loving kindness, their affection is wonderful when you have the right kitty!!  

[sincereheart]

I think cats would make wonderful additions to the decor - stuffed and mounted!  

[Allinall]

I think cats would make wonderful additions to the decor - stuffed and mounted!  

 

[Kristi Ann]

I think cats would make wonderful additions to the decor - stuffed and mounted!  

Oh nooooooooo I will Not!!!!! ever to that to my loving kitty!

[sincereheart]

I think cats would make wonderful additions to the decor - stuffed and mounted!  

Oh nooooooooo I will Not!!!!! ever to that to my loving kitty!

I'll be glad to help!  

[Yoyostick]

Don't worry about it, sincereheart. If they feel like torturing themselves with annoying felines, that's their business.  

[Willowbirch]

Yeah, IF they're declawed. You can also detooth a shark and then you'll have a GREAT pet.  

Do you suppose they could de-sting a scorpion?

[Willowbirch]

Lastly, I'd like to say that sincereheart is the only person with any sense on this thread, except for possibly Willowbirch, and in honor of that I have reserved my 111th post for her. (11 is my favorite number, in case you didn't know)    

I'm touched. Really.  

[Willowbirch]

Don't worry about it, sincereheart. If they feel like torturing themselves with annoying felines, that's their business.  

I am beginning to realize how one can be "tortured" by a cat...

I'm kitty-sitting for a lady while she recovers from surgery. She has 18 cats (used to be 23, but "mysteriously" they escaped...) There are 8 regular litter boxes, and two small swimming pools of litter besides, all of which are full within 24 hours...there is brown, sticky stuff on the kitchen floor every morning, and lots of pawprints that apparently passed through it...

Two kitties think they are Tarzan; I am constantly checking over my shoulder in terror, wondering when I will be violently attacked. It is hot today. I am sweating. BAM! There's a cat on my back, digging in with sixteen claws, draping itself around my neck like an insane, living fur mantle of deadly warmth...he thinks I love him THAT MUCH!
BAM! There's another cat, on the other shoulder, shoving its grisly, whiskered nose in my face. It jumps onto the washing machine, and then to the top of a cabinet. Where'd she go? I don't see her...AAAA!!
My glasses go flying. I am about to be permanently blinded by two white paws and a grinning face. There are claws tangled in my hair. It hurts as I wrench a struggling, purring cat off my head. I will need therapy. Maybe even surgery. This lady can watch her own depraved creatures. This is a Hitchcock novel.

They hate me.

THEY HATE ME!!!

GET ME OUT OF HERE!

AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

[sincereheart]

Don't worry about it, sincereheart. If they feel like torturing themselves with annoying felines, that's their business.  

*sigh* I know you're right, but I just soooooo want to help these poor unfortunate souls!  

[sincereheart]

Don't worry about it, sincereheart. If they feel like torturing themselves with annoying felines, that's their business.  

I am beginning to realize how one can be "tortured" by a cat...

I'm kitty-sitting for a lady while she recovers from surgery. She has 18 cats (used to be 23, but "mysteriously" they escaped...) There are 8 regular litter boxes, and two small swimming pools of litter besides, all of which are full within 24 hours...there is brown, sticky stuff on the kitchen floor every morning, and lots of pawprints that apparently passed through it...

Two kitties think they are Tarzan; I am constantly checking over my shoulder in terror, wondering when I will be violently attacked. It is hot today. I am sweating. BAM! There's a cat on my back, digging in with sixteen claws, draping itself around my neck like an insane, living fur mantle of deadly warmth...he thinks I love him THAT MUCH!
BAM! There's another cat, on the other shoulder, shoving its grisly, whiskered nose in my face. It jumps onto the washing machine, and then to the top of a cabinet. Where'd she go? I don't see her...AAAA!!
My glasses go flying. I am about to be permanently blinded by two white paws and a grinning face. There are claws tangled in my hair. It hurts as I wrench a struggling, purring cat off my head. I will need therapy. Maybe even surgery. This lady can watch her own depraved creatures. This is a Hitchcock novel.

They hate me.

THEY HATE ME!!!

GET ME OUT OF HERE!

AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

 

This: "She has 18 cats" just begs the question; WHY?

Poor Willow!

[Forrest]

Cat,,,,,,,,the other white meat.

[Yoyostick]

Yeah, IF they're declawed. You can also detooth a shark and then you'll have a GREAT pet.  

Do you suppose they could de-sting a scorpion?

They could, I think. But there's no reason to. And, it would have a difficult time eating. (there's nothing more beautiful than watching a scorpion bury its tail into a helpless cricket being held in its pincers.   )