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« Reply #30 on: August 24, 2004, 12:25:10 AM »

Cats are good for knocking you unconsious, mine is anyway.  She loves to give you head butts.  Sometimes it hurts.  They are also good for efoliating your face.
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« Reply #31 on: August 24, 2004, 12:35:18 AM »

Lastly, I'd like to say that sincereheart is the only person with any sense on this thread, except for possibly Willowbirch, and in honor of that I have reserved my 111th post for her. (11 is my favorite number, in case you didn't know)    Cool Tongue Smiley

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« Reply #32 on: August 24, 2004, 12:40:46 AM »

Cats Are Good For....

Getting rid of all those overpriced knick-knacks by knocking them down and breaking them!  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #33 on: August 24, 2004, 01:40:19 AM »

Cats Are Good For....

Getting rid of all those overpriced knick-knacks by knocking them down and breaking them!  Roll Eyes


NOT, my sweet Kitty don't any of the above!!  Cats and Dogs Love their owners unconditionally as long as we treat them with Love back!!!!!!!!!

Blessings,   \o/
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« Reply #34 on: August 24, 2004, 04:55:06 PM »

Cats are good for training your reflexes. You have to have very good reflexes with a cat so you can jump out of the way when they try to claw your eyes out.  Tongue
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« Reply #35 on: August 24, 2004, 05:19:36 PM »

Cats are good for training your reflexes. You have to have very good reflexes with a cat so you can jump out of the way when they try to claw your eyes out.  Tongue


My Cat is my baby boy Snowy, he has NEVER tried to claw me at all!!!!!


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« Reply #36 on: August 25, 2004, 07:55:46 AM »

Cats Are Good For....
Shredding your furniture.  Grin
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« Reply #37 on: August 25, 2004, 11:22:02 AM »

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Shredding your furniture.  Grin


Some of them yes they do that.  Not if they're declawed though..  Cats are good for Love and to be Loved!!  Grin
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« Reply #38 on: August 25, 2004, 06:42:26 PM »

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Shredding your furniture.  Grin


Some of them yes they do that.  Not if they're declawed though..  Cats are good for Love and to be Loved!!  Grin

Yeah, IF they're declawed. You can also detooth a shark and then you'll have a GREAT pet.  Tongue
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« Reply #39 on: August 26, 2004, 03:33:42 AM »

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Shredding your furniture.  Grin


Some of them yes they do that.  Not if they're declawed though..  Cats are good for Love and to be Loved!!  Grin

Yeah, IF they're declawed. You can also detooth a shark and then you'll have a GREAT pet.  Tongue


LOL Grin Yoyo.....

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« Reply #40 on: August 26, 2004, 06:31:06 AM »

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Shredding your furniture.  Grin


Some of them yes they do that.  Not if they're declawed though..  Cats are good for Love and to be Loved!!  Grin

Yup. The only ones that do that are those with claws.  Wink So if you get rid of all the things that make a cat a cat, then they're fine as pets!  Grin
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« Reply #41 on: August 26, 2004, 06:33:32 AM »

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Shredding your furniture.  Grin


Some of them yes they do that.  Not if they're declawed though..  Cats are good for Love and to be Loved!!  Grin

Yeah, IF they're declawed. You can also detooth a shark and then you'll have a GREAT pet.  Tongue
ROFL!  Grin
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« Reply #42 on: August 26, 2004, 11:57:59 AM »

Lastly, I'd like to say that sincereheart is the only person with any sense on this thread, except for possibly Willowbirch, and in honor of that I have reserved my 111th post for her. (11 is my favorite number, in case you didn't know)    Cool Tongue Smiley

HEY!!![/b]  I have sense!  I have lots and lots and lots of sense!!  I said cats are good for targets, doorstops, speedbumps!  I was going to add that they're a good appetizer, gutter cleaner (until they get stuck), hat, and gloves!  What's not sensible about that?  Huuuuuuuuuhhhhhh?Huh?

(BTW, I'm kiddin'  Wink Grin)
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« Reply #43 on: August 26, 2004, 12:00:04 PM »

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Shredding your furniture.  Grin


Some of them yes they do that.  Not if they're declawed though..  Cats are good for Love and to be Loved!!  Grin

I declawed a cat once.  Poor thing didn't walk so good on the stumps though... Grin hehe
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« Reply #44 on: August 26, 2004, 10:19:47 PM »

Lastly, I'd like to say that sincereheart is the only person with any sense on this thread, except for possibly Willowbirch, and in honor of that I have reserved my 111th post for her. (11 is my favorite number, in case you didn't know)    Cool Tongue Smiley

HEY!!![/b]  I have sense!  I have lots and lots and lots of sense!!  I said cats are good for targets, doorstops, speedbumps!  I was going to add that they're a good appetizer, gutter cleaner (until they get stuck), hat, and gloves!  What's not sensible about that?  Huuuuuuuuuhhhhhh?Huh?

(BTW, I'm kiddin'  Wink Grin)

I know, I know. I'm terribly sorry. As soon as I posted it I knew I should have included you. But I couldn't post again that day to clear it up, because then I wouldn't have been on my 111th post. Hopefully you'll forgive me.  Grin Cool  Cool Tongue
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