Chris Thomas, Air Force Pilot:
I would like to add my two cents about my John Kerry experience. During my
career as an Air Force pilot, I spent two years flying a small twin engine
prop plane around the Pacific from my base in Okinawa, Japan. On one trip we
had to fly Senator Kerry, his congressional aide, and a Navy Captain (Vietnam,
A-4 fighter pilot) who was also in Kerry's party to various
locations in Vietnam and Cambodia as part of the MIA/POW talks.
When I met him, he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his sailboat on it.
I told him I had a 27' sailboat in Okinawa, he remarked "Oh I never sail on
anything less than 135 feet." Thanks, Senator, "I feel even better about the
meager salary I get paid for flying you around the Pacific."
When we first flew him into Phnom Penh, he went to the back of the airplane
and grabbed the pizza that was put aside for the crew and passed it around to
his staff. He was never offered any pizza because they were supposed to have
lunch with the Cambodian government when we landed. The pizza was the crew's
only meal for that day and he ate it.
Then when we picked him up in Cambodia, he was an hour late getting to the
airport. Because fuel was an issue, we could not start the engines and
therefore the air conditioning until he arrived. Phnom Penh at that time was over
100 degrees with 95% humidity and we were basically sitting in a greenhouse
behind the cockpit windows. When he finally did arrive, we were wringing out our
clothes from the perspiration. He walks out of the air conditioned car, into
the air plane and asks us "Could you guys get the air-conditioning running,
I'm a little
warm?" The other pilot had to physically restrain me from going back there
and picking a fight.
Then we took him into Noi Bai airfield in Hanoi. After we picked him up the
next day (he stayed the night in Vietnam, we stayed in Bangkok) we taxied
out, ran up the engines for take off and noticed that our prop rpm was vibrating
all over the place. We taxied off to the side to look at it, but there was a
good possibility that there was an engine malfunction and the engine may
fail if we took off with it. Well, Mr. Senator sticks his head up in the cockpit
and says "This plane WILL take off, I have a press conference in Bangkok in
three hours!"
(Maybe this is an indication of how he will run the FAA). American service
members lives be damned, we had our Senatorial orders. We ran the engines
again, and did not have the problem, so we took off and made it back. During the
flight, he told everyone how he had taken a Cessna (a small General aviation
plane) up with a fighter pilot, and the fighter pilot remarked that Kerry
was one of the best pilots he had ever seen. I don't know about other pilots
out there,but it's hard to imagine a little, single-engine prop plane pilot
being able to show the "right stuff." After Kerry left the plane, the Navy
Captain came up to us, apologized
and said basically that "he knows Kerry is a jerk" and that we should be
glad we don't have to deal with him every day.
Your choice folks. Elections in November. You want a mega-millionaire
egomaniac it's-all-about-me crew-eating-pizza-ite like Kerry or maybe a Green
Party candidate like Ralph Nader? Or, God forbid, maybe even reelect George
Bush, a strong man of convictions bent on protecting us from terrorist attacks on
US soil?
crew-eating-pizza-ite!!! lol...

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