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« Reply #45 on: August 09, 2004, 10:07:44 PM »



Typical....can't decide which direction she wants to go.
ROFL!!
Just like some, not all but, some women. Wink Grin
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« Reply #46 on: August 10, 2004, 12:12:28 AM »

 Grin   Grin   Grin  Poor Hillary.

ROFL - Can't get up.

Thanks for that laugh Animation Guru! I had to save this one for another laugh later.
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« Reply #47 on: August 10, 2004, 05:32:20 AM »

Hey! That flushie thingy IS cool! But who is that woman and why is she in the "John"?

I was wondering the same thing SH.   Maybe you could add hillary's face instead?   Grin  (sorry more eighth grade school boys gang humor)  Cool

*wonders if it's okay that a girl laughed!  Lips Sealed*
Yes it is ok for you to laugh sincereheart. Lips Sealed
Only if she is in the eighth grade has on "Levis" and her sneakers.

Ummmmm...... close. I passed eighth grade.  Lips Sealed
We probably all have passed the eighth grade, but that humor stays with us.
However this being the world wide web, (thanks Al), Perhaps there are some true eighth graders here in all their humorous glory.
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« Reply #48 on: August 11, 2004, 01:57:43 AM »

Hey! That flushie thingy IS cool! But who is that woman and why is she in the "John"?

I was wondering the same thing SH.   Maybe you could add hillary's face instead?   Grin  (sorry more eighth grade school boys gang humor)  Cool

*wonders if it's okay that a girl laughed!  Lips Sealed*
Yes it is ok for you to laugh sincereheart. Lips Sealed
Only if she is in the eighth grade has on "Levis" and her sneakers.

Ummmmm...... close. I passed eighth grade.  Lips Sealed
We probably all have passed the eighth grade, but that humor stays with us.
However this being the world wide web, (thanks Al), Perhaps there are some true eighth graders here in all their humorous glory.
I wish I was in the 8th grade again. I wish I was in the 8th grade again. I wish I was in the 8th grade again. Humor is the best thing that Jesus gives us. Grin
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« Reply #49 on: August 11, 2004, 11:26:02 AM »

Hey! That flushie thingy IS cool! But who is that woman and why is she in the "John"?

I was wondering the same thing SH.   Maybe you could add hillary's face instead?   Grin  (sorry more eighth grade school boys gang humor)  Cool

*wonders if it's okay that a girl laughed!  Lips Sealed*
Yes it is ok for you to laugh sincereheart. Lips Sealed
Only if she is in the eighth grade has on "Levis" and her sneakers.

Ummmmm...... close. I passed eighth grade.  Lips Sealed
We probably all have passed the eighth grade, but that humor stays with us.
However this being the world wide web, (thanks Al), Perhaps there are some true eighth graders here in all their humorous glory.
I wish I was in the 8th grade again. I wish I was in the 8th grade again. I wish I was in the 8th grade again. Humor is the best thing that Jesus gives us. Grin


Hindsight in 20/20 DreamWeaver!  Grin  

Okay back to the bathroom and flushing, Okay I am j/k!!





Blessings,   \o/
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« Reply #50 on: August 11, 2004, 11:34:57 AM »

Flush the johns?


GOOD IDEA  GREAT IDEA


Been married to one for over 40 years what a bowl stain .....
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« Reply #51 on: August 11, 2004, 01:51:17 PM »

Hey! That flushie thingy IS cool! But who is that woman and why is she in the "John"?

I was wondering the same thing SH.   Maybe you could add hillary's face instead?   Grin  (sorry more eighth grade school boys gang humor)  Cool

*wonders if it's okay that a girl laughed!  Lips Sealed*
Yes it is ok for you to laugh sincereheart. Lips Sealed
Only if she is in the eighth grade has on "Levis" and her sneakers.

Ummmmm...... close. I passed eighth grade.  Lips Sealed
We probably all have passed the eighth grade, but that humor stays with us.
However this being the world wide web, (thanks Al), Perhaps there are some true eighth graders here in all their humorous glory.
I wish I was in the 8th grade again. I wish I was in the 8th grade again. I wish I was in the 8th grade again. Humor is the best thing that Jesus gives us. Grin


Hindsight in 20/20 DreamWeaver!  Grin  

Okay back to the bathroom and flushing, Okay I am j/k!!





Blessings,   \o/



Looks like the only one who is head and shoulders above the rest in the pot  Grin
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« Reply #52 on: August 11, 2004, 03:25:15 PM »

Flush the johns?


GOOD IDEA  GREAT IDEA


Been married to one for over 40 years what a bowl stain .....



LOL Reba Grin ......


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« Reply #53 on: August 11, 2004, 04:35:56 PM »

Hey! That flushie thingy IS cool! But who is that woman and why is she in the "John"?

I was wondering the same thing SH.   Maybe you could add hillary's face instead?   Grin  (sorry more eighth grade school boys gang humor)  Cool

*wonders if it's okay that a girl laughed!  Lips Sealed*
Yes it is ok for you to laugh sincereheart. Lips Sealed
Only if she is in the eighth grade has on "Levis" and her sneakers.

Ummmmm...... close. I passed eighth grade.  Lips Sealed
We probably all have passed the eighth grade, but that humor stays with us.
However this being the world wide web, (thanks Al), Perhaps there are some true eighth graders here in all their humorous glory.
I wish I was in the 8th grade again. I wish I was in the 8th grade again. I wish I was in the 8th grade again. Humor is the best thing that Jesus gives us. Grin


Hindsight in 20/20 DreamWeaver!  Grin  

Okay back to the bathroom and flushing, Okay I am j/k!!





Blessings,   \o/



Looks like the only one who is head and shoulders above the rest in the pot  Grin

DUDE!![/b] I saw the pic and thought, and was going to post "Well, least he's still head and shoulders above the rest!"  Then I read yours!  LOL  What can I say?  Great minds... Grin
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« Reply #54 on: August 12, 2004, 12:47:00 AM »

Hey! That flushie thingy IS cool! But who is that woman and why is she in the "John"?

I was wondering the same thing SH.   Maybe you could add hillary's face instead?   Grin  (sorry more eighth grade school boys gang humor)  Cool

*wonders if it's okay that a girl laughed!  Lips Sealed*
Yes it is ok for you to laugh sincereheart. Lips Sealed
Only if she is in the eighth grade has on "Levis" and her sneakers.

Ummmmm...... close. I passed eighth grade.  Lips Sealed
We probably all have passed the eighth grade, but that humor stays with us.
However this being the world wide web, (thanks Al), Perhaps there are some true eighth graders here in all their humorous glory.
I wish I was in the 8th grade again. I wish I was in the 8th grade again. I wish I was in the 8th grade again. Humor is the best thing that Jesus gives us. Grin


Hindsight in 20/20 DreamWeaver!  Grin  

Okay back to the bathroom and flushing, Okay I am j/k!!





Blessings,   \o/
Neener meemer neener neenerrrrrrrrrrrr Grin
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« Reply #55 on: August 12, 2004, 12:47:45 AM »

Hey! That flushie thingy IS cool! But who is that woman and why is she in the "John"?

I was wondering the same thing SH.   Maybe you could add hillary's face instead?   Grin  (sorry more eighth grade school boys gang humor)  Cool

*wonders if it's okay that a girl laughed!  Lips Sealed*
Yes it is ok for you to laugh sincereheart. Lips Sealed
Only if she is in the eighth grade has on "Levis" and her sneakers.

Ummmmm...... close. I passed eighth grade.  Lips Sealed
We probably all have passed the eighth grade, but that humor stays with us.
However this being the world wide web, (thanks Al), Perhaps there are some true eighth graders here in all their humorous glory.
I wish I was in the 8th grade again. I wish I was in the 8th grade again. I wish I was in the 8th grade again. Humor is the best thing that Jesus gives us. Grin


Hindsight in 20/20 DreamWeaver!  Grin  

Okay back to the bathroom and flushing, Okay I am j/k!!





Blessings,   \o/



Looks like the only one who is head and shoulders above the rest in the pot  Grin

DUDE!![/b] I saw the pic and thought, and was going to post "Well, least he's still head and shoulders above the rest!"  Then I read yours!  LOL  What can I say?  Great minds... Grin
Think alike? Grin
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« Reply #56 on: August 12, 2004, 07:50:15 AM »

Hey! That flushie thingy IS cool! But who is that woman and why is she in the "John"?

I was wondering the same thing SH.   Maybe you could add hillary's face instead?   Grin  (sorry more eighth grade school boys gang humor)  Cool

*wonders if it's okay that a girl laughed!  Lips Sealed*
Yes it is ok for you to laugh sincereheart. Lips Sealed
Only if she is in the eighth grade has on "Levis" and her sneakers.

Ummmmm...... close. I passed eighth grade.  Lips Sealed
We probably all have passed the eighth grade, but that humor stays with us.
However this being the world wide web, (thanks Al), Perhaps there are some true eighth graders here in all their humorous glory.
I wish I was in the 8th grade again. I wish I was in the 8th grade again. I wish I was in the 8th grade again. Humor is the best thing that Jesus gives us. Grin


Hindsight in 20/20 DreamWeaver!  Grin  

Okay back to the bathroom and flushing, Okay I am j/k!!

Blessings,   \o/

Looks like the only one who is head and shoulders above the rest in the pot  Grin

DUDE!![/b] I saw the pic and thought, and was going to post "Well, least he's still head and shoulders above the rest!"  Then I read yours!  LOL  What can I say?  Great minds... Grin
Think alike? Grin
Wow. You guys must be psychic.... Roll Eyes

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« Reply #57 on: August 12, 2004, 09:40:10 AM »

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Nah....we both work for Miss Cleo!   Tongue


Seriously though, I do believe me and brother Allinall have a similar outlook on things.   Its nice to know I'm not the only one who can see the bright side of toilet humor when the flush is on  Grin
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« Reply #58 on: August 13, 2004, 01:55:27 AM »

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Wow. You guys must be psychic....

 


Nah....we both work for Miss Cleo!   Tongue


Seriously though, I do believe me and brother Allinall have a similar outlook on things.   Its nice to know I'm not the only one who can see the bright side of toilet humor when the flush is on  Grin
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« Reply #59 on: August 16, 2004, 08:12:56 AM »

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Wow. You guys must be psychic....

 


Nah....we both work for Miss Cleo!   Tongue


Seriously though, I do believe me and brother Allinall have a similar outlook on things.   Its nice to know I'm not the only one who can see the bright side of toilet humor when the flush is on  Grin

ROFL @ Miss Cleo!  Grin So that means you're definitely not psychic!

Are you and Allinall related? Or is it just a matter of great minds thinking alike?  Grin

GO BUSH!!!
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