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« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2004, 02:45:23 AM »

I don't think of it as potty humor but, John humor. Grin
Oh. Okay. That's different.  Cheesy

And what was the difference...?  Wink


Yours is kids humor.
Well I've always said I'm old.....
never claimed to be mature!  Tongue


But the kid in the potty ummm.... John.... is cute!  Grin
Well we all know you are a kid, at heart. Grin
Yup the john is cute. Huh
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« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2004, 07:02:21 AM »

I don't think of it as potty humor but, John humor. Grin
Oh. Okay. That's different.  Cheesy

And what was the difference...?  Wink


Yours is kids humor.
Well I've always said I'm old.....
never claimed to be mature!  Tongue


But the kid in the potty ummm.... John.... is cute!  Grin
Well we all know you are a kid, at heart. Grin
Cool Now that sounds so much nicer than 'immature'!  Grin

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« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2004, 07:14:16 AM »

Eighth grade boy's gang stage humor. The sad part is it represents a large majority of American level of thinking and attitude. We are not mature.

Lord help America. And He will those that are His.
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« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2004, 07:16:49 AM »

Eighth grade boy's gang stage humor. The sad part is it represents a large majority of American level of thinking and attitude. We are not mature.

Lord help America. And He will those that are His.

So I take it that it didn't amuse you?
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« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2004, 12:29:38 AM »

Eighth grade boy's gang stage humor. The sad part is it represents a large majority of American level of thinking and attitude. We are not mature.

Lord help America. And He will those that are His.
Sometimes you have to laugh about something. In this case it is Johns, Kerry and Edwards. Grin
I think we all know what is going to happen, if Kerry is elected President.
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« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2004, 12:29:51 AM »

Eighth grade boy's gang stage humor. The sad part is it represents a large majority of American level of thinking and attitude. We are not mature.

Lord help America. And He will those that are His.

So I take it that it didn't amuse you?
I was amused.......... Grin
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« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2004, 07:27:15 AM »

Eighth grade boy's gang stage humor. The sad part is it represents a large majority of American level of thinking and attitude. We are not mature.

Lord help America. And He will those that are His.

So I take it that it didn't amuse you?
I was amused.......... Grin

So was I..... Lips Sealed I don't think Ollie was..... Lips Sealed
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« Reply #22 on: August 05, 2004, 03:04:17 PM »

 Grin   Grin

OK, I was more than amused. I simply think that we need larger appliances to flush the Johns completely and more permanently.   Grin
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« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2004, 12:29:35 AM »

Eighth grade boy's gang stage humor. The sad part is it represents a large majority of American level of thinking and attitude. We are not mature.

Lord help America. And He will those that are His.

So I take it that it didn't amuse you?
I was amused.......... Grin

So was I..... Lips Sealed I don't think Ollie was..... Lips Sealed
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« Reply #24 on: August 06, 2004, 12:33:44 AM »

Grin   Grin

OK, I was more than amused. I simply think that we need larger appliances to flush the Johns completely and more permanently.   Grin
About this size beeps?
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« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2004, 02:19:02 AM »

DreamWeaver,

 Grin   Grin   Grin  That should do it.

That reminds me of the gift that retiring police officers used to get. It looked just like that, except the seat was white and fellow officers wrote little messages of endearment on it.   Grin  I was sad when I found out that I didn't get one, but they did a beautiful job on a shadow-box display for my mantle. I just might go back and demand a toilet seat also.   Grin

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« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2004, 03:35:39 PM »

DW.....you need to be a little more courteous, and remember to actually push the button (flip the flipper) so the thing FLUSHES!

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« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2004, 07:42:47 PM »

DW.....you need to be a little more courteous, and remember to actually push the button (flip the flipper) so the thing FLUSHES!


Oh is that what that little handle is for. Grin
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« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2004, 03:29:02 AM »

Evangelist,

Brother Hank,

 Grin  I see that we now have a graphic animation genius among us. I have some basic graphic programs, but I wouldn't have a clue how you did that.  COOL!
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« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2004, 07:31:17 AM »

Hey! That flushie thingy IS cool! But who is that woman and why is she in the "John"?
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