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« on: July 24, 2004, 09:07:24 PM »

*Murphy's Laws on Computers*

- As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it.

- Installing a new program will always mess up at least one old one.

- You can't win them all, but you sure can lose them all.

- The likelihood of a hard disk crash is in direct proportion to the value of the material that hasn't been backed up.

- There are only two kinds of computer users:  Those whose hard disks have crashed, and those whose hard disks haven't crashed - yet.

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« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2004, 10:21:37 PM »

Willo, I think your post's may have the tribble virus (star trek humor).  They seem to be multiplying at will...lol

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« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2004, 11:46:12 PM »

Willo, I think your post's may have the tribble virus (star trek humor).  They seem to be multiplying at will...lol

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I though there was a bunch of Fergini here, (also star trek humor). Grin
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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2004, 12:00:28 PM »

Willo, I think your post's may have the tribble virus (star trek humor).  They seem to be multiplying at will...lol

Grace and Peace!
I though there was a bunch of Fergini here, (also star trek humor). Grin
My Vulcan side says that there is no substantial threat of the virus; these are symptoms of a simple posting error.

My human half says, "It's spelled FERENGI."
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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2004, 12:44:09 AM »

Willo, I think your post's may have the tribble virus (star trek humor).  They seem to be multiplying at will...lol

Grace and Peace!
I though there was a bunch of Fergini here, (also star trek humor). Grin
My Vulcan side says that there is no substantial threat of the virus; these are symptoms of a simple posting error.

My human half says, "It's spelled FERENGI."
My my, a half-breed in here, (j/k) Funny my Human side says,.................
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
My other Human side says,........................
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Can you hear me now?? Grin
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« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2004, 11:55:50 AM »

]My my, a half-breed in here, (j/k) Funny my Human side says,.................
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
My other Human side says,........................
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Can you hear me now?? Grin
Grin
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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2004, 01:40:46 AM »

 Tongue Grin
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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2004, 10:42:52 AM »

Vagh ah Qut Du’S Suv loS gharghs.

Vagh ah vaghDich ghews jach
’ach wa’ pu’ ah reH legh vagh chals
Ach loS noSvaghs po’ muH vatlh rughs.
Wa’ ah pup puyjaq jay’ legh vagh Du’S
’ach loS pojs qIQ.
Vagh ghews nep vatlh Hurghs.

Wa’ qIb jon loS qawHaqs
Ach vagh joSES baH.
Wa’ Qob pey po’ ngev vagh Doch meHloDnI’S.
QI’tomer qIQ
Joq vatlh lutlh ’ejyo’S jon loS quprIps
Ach wa’ ghoqwI’ ta’.
Vagh qej nochs toj vatlh tlhaQ ghIQS.

Wa’ bIQ’a’ jay’ nep vagh ah let DIvI’S.

Vatlh rojmabs tIb vagh De’S
’ach loS rojmabs jach.
Vagh pup nobs ah pe’vIl ghong Qo’noS.Wa’ ah tIq meHloDnI’ qIQ pe’vIl
’ach vatlh mIgh gharghs tIj vagh let beghs.
LoS ah tIq yoDS muH Qo’noS.
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« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2004, 04:06:27 PM »

Vagh ah Qut Du’S Suv loS gharghs.

Vagh ah vaghDich ghews jach
’ach wa’ pu’ ah reH legh vagh chals
Ach loS noSvaghs po’ muH vatlh rughs.
Wa’ ah pup puyjaq jay’ legh vagh Du’S
’ach loS pojs qIQ.
Vagh ghews nep vatlh Hurghs.

Wa’ qIb jon loS qawHaqs
Ach vagh joSES baH.
Wa’ Qob pey po’ ngev vagh Doch meHloDnI’S.
QI’tomer qIQ
Joq vatlh lutlh ’ejyo’S jon loS quprIps
Ach wa’ ghoqwI’ ta’.
Vagh qej nochs toj vatlh tlhaQ ghIQS.

Wa’ bIQ’a’ jay’ nep vagh ah let DIvI’S.

Vatlh rojmabs tIb vagh De’S
’ach loS rojmabs jach.
Vagh pup nobs ah pe’vIl ghong Qo’noS.Wa’ ah tIq meHloDnI’ qIQ pe’vIl
’ach vatlh mIgh gharghs tIj vagh let beghs.
LoS ah tIq yoDS muH Qo’noS.

You do NOT[/b] speak the true Klingon tongue khadjuk!!!!!

BTW, if I have actually cursed you, or your family, or spoken ill of your pet poodle, I do apologize as I have no idea what I just said.   Grin
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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2004, 07:58:54 PM »

Yadda, Computer's, have to love em or hate them sometimes.

I don't worry about Hard Drive Space at all, not with a 200GB hard-drive, LOL *snikers*

Blessings,  \o/

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« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2004, 01:33:59 AM »

Yadda, Computer's, have to love em or hate them sometimes.

I don't worry about Hard Drive Space at all, not with a 200GB hard-drive, LOL *snikers*

Blessings,  \o/

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Oh just rub your hard drive in. While those of us that have less then 10 GB for a hard drive. Tongue
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« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2004, 07:00:34 AM »

Vagh ah Qut Du’S Suv loS gharghs.

Vagh ah vaghDich ghews jach
’ach wa’ pu’ ah reH legh vagh chals
Ach loS noSvaghs po’ muH vatlh rughs.
Wa’ ah pup puyjaq jay’ legh vagh Du’S
’ach loS pojs qIQ.
Vagh ghews nep vatlh Hurghs.

Wa’ qIb jon loS qawHaqs
Ach vagh joSES baH.
Wa’ Qob pey po’ ngev vagh Doch meHloDnI’S.
QI’tomer qIQ
Joq vatlh lutlh ’ejyo’S jon loS quprIps
Ach wa’ ghoqwI’ ta’.
Vagh qej nochs toj vatlh tlhaQ ghIQS.

Wa’ bIQ’a’ jay’ nep vagh ah let DIvI’S.

Vatlh rojmabs tIb vagh De’S
’ach loS rojmabs jach.
Vagh pup nobs ah pe’vIl ghong Qo’noS.Wa’ ah tIq meHloDnI’ qIQ pe’vIl
’ach vatlh mIgh gharghs tIj vagh let beghs.
LoS ah tIq yoDS muH Qo’noS.

You do NOT[/b] speak the true Klingon tongue khadjuk!!!!!

BTW, if I have actually cursed you, or your family, or spoken ill of your pet poodle, I do apologize as I have no idea what I just said.   Grin
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« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2004, 04:30:53 AM »

Yadda, Computer's, have to love em or hate them sometimes.

I don't worry about Hard Drive Space at all, not with a 200GB hard-drive, LOL *snikers*

Blessings,  \o/

KristiAnn
Oh just rub your hard drive in. While those of us that have less then 10 GB for a hard drive. Tongue


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« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2004, 04:39:36 AM »

Yadda, Computer's, have to love em or hate them sometimes.

I don't worry about Hard Drive Space at all, not with a 200GB hard-drive, LOL *snikers*

Blessings,  \o/

KristiAnn
Oh just rub your hard drive in. While those of us that have less then 10 GB for a hard drive. Tongue


Oh I will DreamWeaver!!!!!!!!!   Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue


na na na na na Tongue
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Hee, hee, hee, hee Grin
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« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2004, 11:21:12 PM »

No thanks, I already have enough tongues for awhile now, thank you! *tee hee*
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