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Willowbirch
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Murphey's Laws for Computers
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*Murphy's Laws on Computers*
- As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it.
- Installing a new program will always mess up at least one old one.
- You can't win them all, but you sure can lose them all.
- The likelihood of a hard disk crash is in direct proportion to the value of the material that hasn't been backed up.
- There are only two kinds of computer users: Those whose hard disks have crashed, and those whose hard disks haven't crashed - yet.
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Willo, I think your post's may have the tribble virus (star trek humor). They seem to be multiplying at will...lol
Grace and Peace!
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Quote from: 2nd Timothy on July 24, 2004, 10:21:37 PM
Willo, I think your post's may have the tribble virus (star trek humor). They seem to be multiplying at will...lol
Grace and Peace!
I though there was a bunch of Fergini here, (also star trek humor).
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Quote from: DreamWeaver on July 24, 2004, 11:46:12 PM
Quote from: 2nd Timothy on July 24, 2004, 10:21:37 PM
Willo, I think your post's may have the tribble virus (star trek humor). They seem to be multiplying at will...lol
Grace and Peace!
I though there was a bunch of Fergini here, (also star trek humor).
My Vulcan side says that there is no substantial threat of the virus; these are symptoms of a simple posting error.
My human half says, "It's spelled FERENGI."
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Quote from: Willowbirch on July 26, 2004, 12:00:28 PM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on July 24, 2004, 11:46:12 PM
Quote from: 2nd Timothy on July 24, 2004, 10:21:37 PM
Willo, I think your post's may have the tribble virus (star trek humor). They seem to be multiplying at will...lol
Grace and Peace!
I though there was a bunch of Fergini here, (also star trek humor).
My Vulcan side says that there is no substantial threat of the virus; these are symptoms of a simple posting error.
My human half says, "It's spelled FERENGI."
My my, a
half-breed in here, (j/k)
Funny my Human side says,.................
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
My other Human side says,........................
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Can you hear me now??
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Quote from: DreamWeaver on July 27, 2004, 12:44:09 AM
]My my, a
half-breed in here, (j/k)
Funny my Human side says,.................
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
My other Human side says,........................
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Can you hear me now??
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Vagh ah Qut Du’S Suv loS gharghs.
Vagh ah vaghDich ghews jach
’ach wa’ pu’ ah reH legh vagh chals
Ach loS noSvaghs po’ muH vatlh rughs.
Wa’ ah pup puyjaq jay’ legh vagh Du’S
’ach loS pojs qIQ.
Vagh ghews nep vatlh Hurghs.
Wa’ qIb jon loS qawHaqs
Ach vagh joSES baH.
Wa’ Qob pey po’ ngev vagh Doch meHloDnI’S.
QI’tomer qIQ
Joq vatlh lutlh ’ejyo’S jon loS quprIps
Ach wa’ ghoqwI’ ta’.
Vagh qej nochs toj vatlh tlhaQ ghIQS.
Wa’ bIQ’a’ jay’ nep vagh ah let DIvI’S.
Vatlh rojmabs tIb vagh De’S
’ach loS rojmabs jach.
Vagh pup nobs ah pe’vIl ghong Qo’noS.Wa’ ah tIq meHloDnI’ qIQ pe’vIl
’ach vatlh mIgh gharghs tIj vagh let beghs.
LoS ah tIq yoDS muH Qo’noS.
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Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
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Quote from: Evangelist on July 28, 2004, 10:42:52 AM
Vagh ah Qut Du’S Suv loS gharghs.
Vagh ah vaghDich ghews jach
’ach wa’ pu’ ah reH legh vagh chals
Ach loS noSvaghs po’ muH vatlh rughs.
Wa’ ah pup puyjaq jay’ legh vagh Du’S
’ach loS pojs qIQ.
Vagh ghews nep vatlh Hurghs.
Wa’ qIb jon loS qawHaqs
Ach vagh joSES baH.
Wa’ Qob pey po’ ngev vagh Doch meHloDnI’S.
QI’tomer qIQ
Joq vatlh lutlh ’ejyo’S jon loS quprIps
Ach wa’ ghoqwI’ ta’.
Vagh qej nochs toj vatlh tlhaQ ghIQS.
Wa’ bIQ’a’ jay’ nep vagh ah let DIvI’S.
Vatlh rojmabs tIb vagh De’S
’ach loS rojmabs jach.
Vagh pup nobs ah pe’vIl ghong Qo’noS.Wa’ ah tIq meHloDnI’ qIQ pe’vIl
’ach vatlh mIgh gharghs tIj vagh let beghs.
LoS ah tIq yoDS muH Qo’noS.
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khadjuk
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BTW, if I have actually cursed you, or your family, or spoken ill of your pet poodle, I do apologize as I have no idea what I just said.
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Yadda, Computer's, have to love em or hate them sometimes.
I don't worry about Hard Drive Space at all, not with a 200GB hard-drive, LOL *snikers*
Blessings, \o/
KristiAnn
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Quote from: KristiAnn on July 28, 2004, 07:58:54 PM
Yadda, Computer's, have to love em or hate them sometimes.
I don't worry about Hard Drive Space at all, not with a 200GB hard-drive, LOL *snikers*
Blessings, \o/
KristiAnn
Oh just rub your hard drive in. While those of us that have less then 10 GB for a hard drive.
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Re:Murphey's Laws for Computers
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Quote from: Allinall on July 28, 2004, 04:06:27 PM
Quote from: Evangelist on July 28, 2004, 10:42:52 AM
Vagh ah Qut Du’S Suv loS gharghs.
Vagh ah vaghDich ghews jach
’ach wa’ pu’ ah reH legh vagh chals
Ach loS noSvaghs po’ muH vatlh rughs.
Wa’ ah pup puyjaq jay’ legh vagh Du’S
’ach loS pojs qIQ.
Vagh ghews nep vatlh Hurghs.
Wa’ qIb jon loS qawHaqs
Ach vagh joSES baH.
Wa’ Qob pey po’ ngev vagh Doch meHloDnI’S.
QI’tomer qIQ
Joq vatlh lutlh ’ejyo’S jon loS quprIps
Ach wa’ ghoqwI’ ta’.
Vagh qej nochs toj vatlh tlhaQ ghIQS.
Wa’ bIQ’a’ jay’ nep vagh ah let DIvI’S.
Vatlh rojmabs tIb vagh De’S
’ach loS rojmabs jach.
Vagh pup nobs ah pe’vIl ghong Qo’noS.Wa’ ah tIq meHloDnI’ qIQ pe’vIl
’ach vatlh mIgh gharghs tIj vagh let beghs.
LoS ah tIq yoDS muH Qo’noS.
You do
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true
Klingon tongue
khadjuk
!!!!!
BTW, if I have actually cursed you, or your family, or spoken ill of your pet poodle, I do apologize as I have no idea what I just said.
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July 31, 2004, 04:30:53 AM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on July 29, 2004, 01:33:59 AM
Quote from: KristiAnn on July 28, 2004, 07:58:54 PM
Yadda, Computer's, have to love em or hate them sometimes.
I don't worry about Hard Drive Space at all, not with a 200GB hard-drive, LOL *snikers*
Blessings, \o/
KristiAnn
Oh just rub your hard drive in. While those of us that have less then 10 GB for a hard drive.
Oh I will DreamWeaver!!!!!!!!!
na na na na na
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July 31, 2004, 04:39:36 AM »
Quote from: KristiAnn on July 31, 2004, 04:30:53 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on July 29, 2004, 01:33:59 AM
Quote from: KristiAnn on July 28, 2004, 07:58:54 PM
Yadda, Computer's, have to love em or hate them sometimes.
I don't worry about Hard Drive Space at all, not with a 200GB hard-drive, LOL *snikers*
Blessings, \o/
KristiAnn
Oh just rub your hard drive in. While those of us that have less then 10 GB for a hard drive.
Oh I will DreamWeaver!!!!!!!!!
na na na na na
You know what I have to say about that?
[size=10]This or this will do.[/size]
Hee, hee, hee, hee
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No thanks, I already have enough tongues for awhile now, thank you! *tee hee*
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