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« on: June 11, 2004, 01:03:57 PM » |
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WOMANHOOD
Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget
where they left them.
(Isn't that the TRUTH!!! )
One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what
you're doing, someone else does.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose
weight because by then, your body and your fat
are really good friends.
Amazing! You hang something in your closet
for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when
they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just
forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address,
my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've
never forgotten to eat. You have to be
a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
The trouble with some women is that they get all
excited about nothing and then they marry him.
I read this article that said the typical
symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying,
and driving too fast. Are they kidding?
That is my idea of a perfect day.
I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that
nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
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Your Brother In Christ Forrest  ROM 12:5 So we, [being] many, are one body in Christ, and every one members one of another.  |
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sincereheart
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« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2004, 06:40:21 AM » |
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Shammu
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« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2004, 02:13:51 AM » |
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Thats rich, Forrest.
Runs as fast as I can outta this thread
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Shylynne
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« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2004, 07:34:39 PM » |
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Another one of life's mysteries is... how we can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto our legs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider.  |
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Brother Love
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« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2004, 05:25:16 AM » |
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WOMANHOOD
Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
(Isn't that the TRUTH!!! )
One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose
weight because by then, your body and your fat
are really good friends.
Amazing! You hang something in your closet
for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when
they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just
forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address,
my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've
never forgotten to eat. You have to be
a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
The trouble with some women is that they get all
excited about nothing and then they marry him.
I read this article that said the typical
symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying,
and driving too fast. Are they kidding?
That is my idea of a perfect day. [/size]
I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
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sincereheart
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« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2004, 07:48:34 AM » |
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You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat. ROFL! You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes! And all this time I thought it was the dryer!  |
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« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2004, 12:01:13 PM » |
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Another one of life's mysteries is... how we can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto our legs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider. My aunt is terrified of crickets...and she is over six feet tall. |
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"Man dreams and desires; God broods, and wills, and quickens."
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sincereheart
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« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2004, 07:20:20 AM » |
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You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat. ROFL! You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes! And all this time I thought it was the dryer! The other part of the secret is that no one with children can afford the stuff! |
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Shylynne
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« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2004, 04:34:55 PM » |
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Another one of life's mysteries is... how we can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto our legs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider. My aunt is terrified of crickets...and she is over six feet tall. I`m terrified of anything that resembles a bug, and i`m no shrimp |
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Kalthzar
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« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2004, 03:46:35 PM » |
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Just thought you ladies should be aware of this quote Nancy Astor (1879-1964) American Born British Conservative politician "I married Beneath me, all woman do" 'in Dictionary of National Biography 1961-1970' (1981) Does this make me a gender traitor?  |
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"Men speak of killing time when time slowly killing them"
"We make war that we may live in peace"
"Practical politics consists in ignoring the facts"
"Everyone's quick to blame the Alien"
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« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2004, 09:04:06 AM » |
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Just thought you ladies should be aware of this quote Nancy Astor (1879-1964) American Born British Conservative politician "I married Beneath me, all woman do" 'in Dictionary of National Biography 1961-1970' (1981) Does this make me a gender traitor? Probably! But it was amusing! |
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Kalthzar
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« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2004, 01:41:16 PM » |
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*hides* *wonders when he can come back* *sits in a corner contemplating* *decides woman are better conversationilists anyway* *whistle* |
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"Men speak of killing time when time slowly killing them"
"We make war that we may live in peace"
"Practical politics consists in ignoring the facts"
"Everyone's quick to blame the Alien"
"Multiplication vexes me, Division is as bad, The ru
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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2004, 02:07:36 PM » |
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WOMANHOOD
Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget
where they left them.
But at least my glasses, car keys and shoes would have company! |
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