WOMANHOOD

[Forrest]

                        WOMANHOOD


       Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget

       where they left them.

         (Isn't that the TRUTH!!! )

 

       One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound  box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

   

       The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what

       you're doing, someone else does.

 

       The older you get, the tougher it is to lose

       weight because by then, your body and your fat

       are really good friends.

         

       Amazing! You hang something in your closet

       for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!

 

      Skinny people irritate me! Especially when

       they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just

       forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address,

       my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've

       never forgotten to eat. You have to be

       a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

 

 

       The trouble with some women is that they get all

       excited about nothing and then they marry him.

 


       I read this article that said the typical

     symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying,

      and driving too fast. Are they kidding?

      That is my idea of a perfect day.


 

       I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that

       nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
 

[sincereheart]

LOL!  

[Shammu]

Thats rich, Forrest.

Runs as fast as I can outta this thread

[Shylynne]

Another one of life's mysteries is... how we can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto our legs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider.  

 

[Brother Love]

                      WOMANHOOD


      Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
        (Isn't that the TRUTH!!! )

 

      One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound  box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

   

       The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.

 

       The older you get, the tougher it is to lose

       weight because by then, your body and your fat

       are really good friends.

         

       Amazing! You hang something in your closet

       for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!

 

      Skinny people irritate me! Especially when

       they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just

       forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address,

       my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've

       never forgotten to eat. You have to be

       a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

 

 

       The trouble with some women is that they get all

       excited about nothing and then they marry him.

 


       I read this article that said the typical

     symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying,

      and driving too fast. Are they kidding?

      That is my idea of a perfect day. [/size]  

      I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
 

LOVE IT!!!!!

[sincereheart]

You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

ROFL!  
 

You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!

And all this time I thought it was the dryer!  

[Brother Love]

You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

ROFL!  
 

You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!

And all this time I thought it was the dryer!  

 


I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.  

[Willowbirch]

Another one of life's mysteries is... how we can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto our legs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider.  

 

My aunt is terrified of crickets...and she is over six feet tall.

[sincereheart]

You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

ROFL!  
 

You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!

And all this time I thought it was the dryer!  

 


I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.  

The other part of the secret is that no one with children can afford the stuff!  

[Shylynne]

Another one of life's mysteries is... how we can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto our legs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider.  

 

My aunt is terrified of crickets...and she is over six feet tall.

I`m terrified of anything that resembles a bug, and i`m no shrimp  

[Brother Love]

You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

ROFL!  
 

You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!

And all this time I thought it was the dryer!  

 


I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.  

The other part of the secret is that no one with children can afford the stuff!  

  sure  

[Kalthzar]

Just thought you ladies should be aware of this quote

Nancy Astor (1879-1964)
American Born British Conservative politician
"I married Beneath me, all woman do"
'in Dictionary of National Biography 1961-1970' (1981)



Does this make me a gender traitor?  

[sincereheart]

Just thought you ladies should be aware of this quote

Nancy Astor (1879-1964)
American Born British Conservative politician
"I married Beneath me, all woman do"
'in Dictionary of National Biography 1961-1970' (1981)



Does this make me a gender traitor?  

Probably! But it was amusing!  

[Kalthzar]

*hides*

*wonders when he can come back*

*sits in a corner contemplating*
*decides woman are better conversationilists anyway*

*whistle*

 

[Melody]

                       WOMANHOOD


       Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget

       where they left them.

But at least my glasses, car keys and shoes would have company!