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« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2004, 09:47:32 AM » |
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Yup. Tis true. I've gone to the 11th seed. Sincereheart has officially trounced me. I've been beat. By a GIRL[/b]. *Weeps openly*  Awwwwwwwww It could be worse........ You could have been trounced by ME!! a newbie to this forum. But the Chasing Allinall thread which you had alot to do with has passed BULL. Nope. That would have been good, honest competition, as opposed to gender-benefitted speakage wherein, as a male, I am genetically incapable of speaking/writing so much. Shame really. Women can communicate so much better and to a far greater capacity than a man. I was doomed to begin with. Oh well. There's always football!  Join the club, I am not much on speaking or writing. And ya the women do write and express themselves much better. I hate football, I like racing. Nascar, right?  |
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« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2004, 09:50:05 AM » |
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Nope. That would have been good, honest competition, as opposed to gender-benefitted speakage wherein, as a male, I am genetically incapable of speaking/writing so much. Shame really. Women can communicate so much better and to a far greater capacity than a man. I was doomed to begin with. Oh well. There's always football! Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall, Brother, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. I believe that Oklahoma still has a semi-pro women's football team in Oklahoma City. I might be able to make arrangements for you to get some experience on the line in one of their practice sessions. However, I couldn't bear to watch the mayhem. We'll send flowers to the hospital if you survive. I would suggest that you line up against one of their centers and get all of the pain and agony over with quickly, all at once. UM!! - I can almost visualize one of them carrying you under one arm to the ambulance. We do win every now and then, but not very often. I just won a few minutes ago with my wife. I was in trouble, so she painted a circle on the carpet, put me in it, and commanded me not to get out of it. She went to another part of the house, heard me laughing, and came back in. She asked me what I was laughing about confined to the circle. I hollered that I got out of that circle three times and she didn't catch me. Well, now she's sent me to my room, and that's where I wanted to be anyway. I've SEEN that! Women playing football, and being large enough to physically break me! *L* Naaaaah. I'll just let 'em have that one. Pick my battles I will! As for getting your way...been there. Do that regulary! |
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« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2004, 11:24:30 AM » |
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Yup. Tis true. I've gone to the 11th seed. Sincereheart has officially trounced me. I've been beat. By a GIRL[/b]. *Weeps openly* Awwwwwwwww It could be worse........ You could have been trounced by ME!! a newbie to this forum. But the Chasing Allinall thread which you had alot to do with has passed BULL. Nope. That would have been good, honest competition, as opposed to gender-benefitted speakage wherein, as a male, I am genetically incapable of speaking/writing so much. Shame really. Women can communicate so much better and to a far greater capacity than a man. I was doomed to begin with. Oh well. There's always football! Join the club, I am not much on speaking or writing. And ya the women do write and express themselves much better. I hate football, I like racing. Nascar, right? on Athletic Sports Centered Around Rednecks |
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« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2004, 12:39:58 PM » |
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Yup. Tis true. I've gone to the 11th seed. Sincereheart has officially trounced me. I've been beat. By a GIRL[/b]. *Weeps openly* Awwwwwwwww It could be worse........ You could have been trounced by ME!! a newbie to this forum. But the Chasing Allinall thread which you had alot to do with has passed BULL. Nope. That would have been good, honest competition, as opposed to gender-benefitted speakage wherein, as a male, I am genetically incapable of speaking/writing so much. Shame really. Women can communicate so much better and to a far greater capacity than a man. I was doomed to begin with. Oh well. There's always football! Join the club, I am not much on speaking or writing. And ya the women do write and express themselves much better. I hate football, I like racing. Nascar, right? on Athletic Sports Centered Around Rednecks *ROTFLOLCDF* DUDE!!!![/b] So true. Soooooooooo very much true. |
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« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2004, 08:41:53 PM » |
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We do win every now and then, but not very often. I just won a few minutes ago with my wife. I was in trouble, so she painted a circle on the carpet, put me in it, and commanded me not to get out of it. She went to another part of the house, heard me laughing, and came back in. She asked me what I was laughing about confined to the circle. I hollered that I got out of that circle three times and she didn't catch me. Well, now she's sent me to my room, and that's where I wanted to be anyway. Its nice to know that some folks never grow up! |
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« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2004, 08:45:59 PM » |
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Non Athletic Sports Centered Around Rednecks Yeah...and according to some sources, the word GOLF came from the initials Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden |
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« Reply #21 on: May 19, 2004, 09:10:59 PM » |
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NASCAR's cool.  Allinall - I gotta ask (you HAD to know this was coming) - Was the doornail ever alive to begin with? Can something be 'dead' if it was never alive? Is a rock 'dead' or simply 'unalive'? I know, I know - these questions would be better asked in the infamous "Allinall Thread Boosting Thread' - but I still had to ask...  |
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« Reply #22 on: May 19, 2004, 09:23:31 PM » |
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Was the doornail ever alive to begin with?
Can something be 'dead' if it was never alive?
Is a rock 'dead' or simply 'unalive'?
Brother, don't you think we should consider being politically correct? How about: Warm and breathing challenged; Vertically challenged. Tom |
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« Reply #23 on: May 19, 2004, 11:06:40 PM » |
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Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall, Brother, we held an emergency meeting, voted, and we decided to enter you in a knitting competition. We're trying to get your confidence built up for football. Love In Christ, Tom |
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« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2004, 01:15:35 AM » |
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Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall, Brother, we held an emergency meeting, voted, and we decided to enter you in a knitting competition. We're trying to get your confidence built up for football. Love In Christ, Tom Hee hee hee I have a few balls of yarn he can start with. |
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« Reply #25 on: May 20, 2004, 09:35:17 AM » |
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NASCAR's cool. Allinall - I gotta ask (you HAD to know this was coming) - Was the doornail ever alive to begin with? Can something be 'dead' if it was never alive? Is a rock 'dead' or simply 'unalive'? I know, I know - these questions would be better asked in the infamous "Allinall Thread Boosting Thread' - but I still had to ask... As an alloy, the technical answer to this question would be, not entirely. As an anecdote it is far better served. |
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« Reply #26 on: May 20, 2004, 09:37:09 AM » |
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Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall, Brother, we held an emergency meeting, voted, and we decided to enter you in a knitting competition. We're trying to get your confidence built up for football. Love In Christ, Tom Knitting? Ya think it'll work? I'll try! REALLY!!! Wait a minute. Do I have to wear a skirt to do this, cause if I do...I'm callin' it a KILT! |
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« Reply #27 on: May 20, 2004, 09:38:21 AM » |
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Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall, Brother, we held an emergency meeting, voted, and we decided to enter you in a knitting competition. We're trying to get your confidence built up for football. Love In Christ, Tom Hee hee hee I have a few balls of yarn he can start with. Send 'em over so's I can start wit my wicked weavin'!! Or is that knittin'...  |
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« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2004, 02:03:19 AM » |
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Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall, Brother, we held an emergency meeting, voted, and we decided to enter you in a knitting competition. We're trying to get your confidence built up for football. Love In Christ, Tom Knitting? Ya think it'll work? I'll try! REALLY!!! Wait a minute. Do I have to wear a skirt to do this, cause if I do...I'm callin' it a KILT! Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt. You better shave your legs though..................... |
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« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2004, 07:27:10 AM » |
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Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................  There's a visual I didn't need...... And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  |
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