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« on: May 04, 2004, 09:22:09 AM »


Since there's now a whole section on *Parenting*, it's only fair there should be one for "childrening"--what it's like having to be a child, etc.


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« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2004, 03:36:34 PM »

fair is fair...you first symphony   Grin
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« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2004, 08:05:53 PM »

 Grin   Grin  We definitely need a book on "Childrening".

I will be happy to arrange a book deal, and my 3 1/2 year old grandson will be the writer. He teaches his parents something new almost by the hour.   Cheesy

We will of course require a substantial retainer, and we reserve all movie rights.

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« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2004, 10:42:58 PM »


Okay.  I'll go first.


I don't like being a child.  I don't like being a child at all.


I want to be independent.  And I want to be IN CHARGE OF MY OWN DESTINY.

I don't want to be a child of ANYBODY.  

There.  That pretty much says it.

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Did some body leave Symp HOME ALONE?   Huh
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« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2004, 11:38:43 AM »

Did some body leave Symp HOME ALONE?   Huh



RFOL!

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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2004, 05:02:32 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2004, 07:33:13 PM »


*sigh*  Another valuable contribution from Shylynne.

           


           A picture of America's typical parents today.


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« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2004, 08:05:01 AM »

*sigh*  Another valuable contribution from Shylynne.

LOL!  you hollered "I want to be IN CHARGE OF MY OWN DESTINY" ....and that poor kid looks like he`s thinking ME TOO!
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« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2004, 03:02:39 PM »

LOL!
That poor child!
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« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2004, 09:16:40 AM »


That's my mama and daddy!


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 At least she's well padded in case of an accident.

       

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« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2004, 10:31:00 AM »

*sigh*  Another valuable contribution from Shylynne.

LOL!  you hollered "I want to be IN CHARGE OF MY OWN DESTINY" ....and that poor kid looks like he`s thinking ME TOO!

That poor[/b] kid!  Probably thinkin' "WHY 42 BEAN BURRITOS DAD?!? WHY???!!!!"  Cheesy
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« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2004, 01:43:20 PM »

*sigh*  Another valuable contribution from Shylynne.

LOL!  you hollered "I want to be IN CHARGE OF MY OWN DESTINY" ....and that poor kid looks like he`s thinking ME TOO!

That poor[/b] kid!  Probably thinkin' "WHY 42 BEAN BURRITOS DAD?!? WHY???!!!!"  Cheesy

THAT kid? Wasn't it REALLY your kid?  Tongue
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« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2004, 09:28:34 AM »

*sigh*  Another valuable contribution from Shylynne.

LOL!  you hollered "I want to be IN CHARGE OF MY OWN DESTINY" ....and that poor kid looks like he`s thinking ME TOO!

That poor[/b] kid!  Probably thinkin' "WHY 42 BEAN BURRITOS DAD?!? WHY???!!!!"  Cheesy

THAT kid? Wasn't it REALLY your kid?  Tongue

HEY!!!![/b]  My wife's not fat!   Grin
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« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2004, 08:34:57 PM »

*sigh*  Another valuable contribution from Shylynne.

LOL!  you hollered "I want to be IN CHARGE OF MY OWN DESTINY" ....and that poor kid looks like he`s thinking ME TOO!

That poor[/b] kid!  Probably thinkin' "WHY 42 BEAN BURRITOS DAD?!? WHY???!!!!"  Cheesy

THAT kid? Wasn't it REALLY your kid?  Tongue

HEY!!!![/b]  My wife's not fat!   Grin

Of course she's not! But I'm just sure your kid said that anyway!  Tongue
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