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« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2005, 01:33:07 AM »

Hi Chancellor,

I wasn't saying that dino's evolved into chickens, simply that they were on the planet before the chickens were.  In my line of argumentation, there is room for both sides of the coin.  One could say that God created the chicken as an entire creature, but simply did so after he had done the same for the dino.  

No need to even get into the tired evolution / creation debate.  Although, by your signature "B. Div."  I would assume that you are / have studied divinity, in which case you may concider yourself something of an expert and are looking to flex some doctrinal muscle.  Either way.

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« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2005, 02:04:07 PM »

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Kris777, I feel remiss in pointing out that you misinterpreted my post.  I was pointing out that a dinosaur, lets call him jimmy, laid an egg before the chicken existed as a species.  So, the egg that jimmy laid, still an egg in its own right, sat on this planet before the chicken did.  I was not suggesting that the egg opened and produced a horse.

Jimmy can't lay an egg, maybe Jimmetta, but not Jimmy. Grin  


I agree with what Silver wrote.

Kriss:
Not to disagree with you  Grin, but.........

It was Jimmy, not Jimmetta. You see, the dinosaurs were of that group that lusted after it's own kind, and because of that were given over to a reprobate mind.....that's why they ate each other, large trees, and lived in swampy areas full of mosquitos. AND, on top of it all, the end result of it was when Jimmy laid an egg that contained a chicken, and the chicken turned out to be meaner than Jimmy (it being a Banty Rooster that KNEW he was a he), and proceeded to peck the dickens out of him.....which meant that Jimmy then became hen-pecked, and you all know that a hen-pecked male that lays eggs can't survive very long, and before you know it the dinosaurs ceased to exist.  Actually, they quickly learned (natural selection, you know) that if they held a vote, and selected (naturally) one of their more reprobate members to be the guinea pig, and sacrificed him/her/it to the rampaging chickens, then the rest of the dinosaurs would have enough time to grow feathers and learn to fly, and thus be able to stay out of the reach of the chickens who couldn't fly.

And thus we have the evolution of the well-known and oft beloved guinea pig that runs in circles and through tubes while doing absolutely nothing of value. Wink
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« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2005, 02:43:59 PM »

Evangelist,

 Grin   Grin  ROFL!  WOW! - That explains it perfectly.

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« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2005, 04:46:45 PM »

Evangelist,

 Grin   Grin  ROFL!  WOW! - That explains it perfectly.



Thank ya...thank ya vurry mush!  It's at least as purrfect as being a pinhead dot of dust that became everything!  Grin
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« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2005, 02:51:25 AM »

ooo can I answer the question?

The Chicken came first.
Now as to why- When God created Adam and Eve he created them in the prime of their life. When he created Earth he created it in the prime of its life. And through these I see a pattern ( there are more but it is late and I am too tired to find them). God created all things in their prime, so the Chicken came first in the prime of its life.
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« Reply #20 on: December 29, 2006, 08:36:29 PM »

I don't care cause both of em are good to eat!!!  Tongue
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« Reply #21 on: December 29, 2006, 08:56:13 PM »

I don't care cause both of em are good to eat!!!  Tongue

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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