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BANG!! GOTCHA!! Hello All, I figured that a war post was the most popular, so I posted this here. I'm off to see my grandchildren till next week. I will be giving an online diaper changing course FREE OF CHARGE when I get back. Love In Christ, Tom |
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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2004, 06:40:59 AM » |
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2 Corinthians 10:3. For though we walk in the flesh, we do not war after the flesh:
4. (For the weapons of our warfare are not carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strong holds;)
5. Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ;
Have fun. Your course on diaper changing will be redundant for some of us.
In Christian love,
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2004, 07:34:13 AM » |
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2004, 08:07:03 AM » |
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BANG!! GOTCHA!! Hello All, I figured that a war post was the most popular, so I posted this here. I'm off to see my grandchildren till next week. I will be giving an online diaper changing course FREE OF CHARGE when I get back. Love In Christ, Tom Don't diapers change themselves? All I know is I have never changed one and eveytime someone hands me one of those little snot breathers, their diapers are always clean. Oh well one of the great mysteries of life I guess.  |
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Matt 5:11 Blessed are ye when they shall revile you, and persecute you, and speak all that is evil against you, untruly, for my sake:
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2004, 10:40:50 PM » |
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boy im glad those diaper daze are over let me see , 10 straite years of duty ,boy that was messyyyyyyyyyyyyy  |
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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2004, 04:51:54 AM » |
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Oklahoma Howdy to All, Thanks for the extra grins. My trip got delayed until Saturday morning because of arrangements to care for two VERY elderly dogs. I know this sounds funny, but they are members of the family, especially with all of the kids out on their own. Reference the diapers, I must admit that I'm a little bit slow in recognizing there are dirty diapers, especially when there are experts at changing diapers in the immediate vacinity. However, I have been stuck many times changing diapers, many times involving orders from my wife.  Love In Christ, Tom |
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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2004, 05:03:48 AM » |
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Oklahoma Howdy to All, WOW!! I knew that many folks loved "war threads", but I had no idea this one little post would be read 30 times. UM???, I'm thinking of other threads that would draw tons of readers. How about: Mayhem Chaos Violence Deprived Beatings R Us Humiliation Helps Bashing and Boasting Battles Blooming CHARGE!!!!!!!!! Love In Christ, Tom |
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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2004, 07:06:45 AM » |
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ahem! hereby let it be known I do not love war threads...you could have named this thread ...bumbling idiot in a china shop and I still woulda looked  |
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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2004, 08:42:34 AM » |
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ahem! hereby let it be known I do not love war threads...you could have named this thread ...bumbling idiot in a china shop and I still woulda looked Oklahoma Howdy to Shylynne, I like it. Would you mind if I used the "bumbling idiot in a china shop" as a thread topic? Love In Christ, Tom |
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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2004, 09:08:59 AM » |
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sure...but thought that topic had been covered by the mens thread tom ...n i`m still waiting to observe this so called course on what a man would know `bout diaper changing |
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« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2004, 09:38:47 AM » |
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sure...but thought that topic had been covered by the mens thread tom ...n i`m still waiting to observe this so called course on what a man would know `bout diaper changing Ouch! That stung.....TWICE! LOL Violence Deprived
Beatings R Us
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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2004, 10:10:31 AM » |
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...n i`m still waiting to observe this so called course on what a man would know `bout diaper changing
Here is the abridged version. Lift child carefully. Sniff carefully. If child does not smell like baby powder hand child to woman. |
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« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2004, 01:43:34 PM » |
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Here is the abridged version. Lift child carefully. Sniff carefully. If child does not smell like baby powder hand child to woman. |
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"Man dreams and desires; God broods, and wills, and quickens."
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« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2004, 04:17:59 PM » |
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Foghorn Leghorn: Now, pay attention son. Those gals will pluck all of our tail feathers and make hats out of them. Son, it's time to run when you see a group all wearing feathered hats. ____________________ Shylynne, Michael Legna must already be a graduate of the course. He's already given the best course material, with the exception of emergency situations. UM?? - He forgot the car wash. De-greaser and sealer wax isn't that much extra. 2nd Timothy, We may need you for our jail. Thanks, I needed those laughs. Love In Christ, Tom |
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« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2004, 06:27:24 PM » |
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He forgot the car wash. De-greaser and sealer wax isn't that much extra.  revenge of the smilies upon 2nd Timothy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Here is the abridged version.
Lift child carefully.
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If child does not smell like baby powder hand child to woman.
uh oh...the wrath of all wives everywheres upon michaels head!  I command you to be a christian! (sorry couldn't resist)LOL!
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