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« on: April 07, 2004, 06:31:41 AM »

BANG!!

GOTCHA!!


Hello All,

I figured that a war post was the most popular, so I posted this here. I'm off to see my grandchildren till next week. I will be giving an online diaper changing course FREE OF CHARGE when I get back.

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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2004, 06:40:59 AM »

2 Corinthians 10:3.  For though we walk in the flesh, we do not war after the flesh:
 4.  (For the weapons of our warfare are not carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strong holds;)
 5.  Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ;

Have fun. Your course on diaper changing will be redundant for some of us.

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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2004, 07:34:13 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2004, 08:07:03 AM »

BANG!!

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Hello All,

I figured that a war post was the most popular, so I posted this here. I'm off to see my grandchildren till next week. I will be giving an online diaper changing course FREE OF CHARGE when I get back.

Love In Christ,
Tom

Don't diapers change themselves?

All I know is I have never changed one and eveytime someone hands me one of those little snot breathers, their diapers are always clean.

Oh well one of the great mysteries of life I guess.   Grin
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2004, 10:40:50 PM »

boy im glad those diaper daze are over let me see , 10 straite years of duty ,boy that was messyyyyyyyyyyyyy Sad
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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2004, 04:51:54 AM »

Oklahoma Howdy to All,

Thanks for the extra grins. My trip got delayed until Saturday morning because of arrangements to care for two VERY elderly dogs. I know this sounds funny, but they are members of the family, especially with all of the kids out on their own.

Reference the diapers, I must admit that I'm a little bit slow in recognizing there are dirty diapers, especially when there are experts at changing diapers in the immediate vacinity.   Grin  However, I have been stuck many times changing diapers, many times involving orders from my wife.   Cheesy

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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2004, 05:03:48 AM »

Oklahoma Howdy to All,

WOW!!  I knew that many folks loved "war threads", but I had no idea this one little post would be read 30 times.

UM???, I'm thinking of other threads that would draw tons of readers. How about:

Mayhem

Chaos

Violence Deprived

Beatings R Us

Humiliation Helps

Bashing and Boasting

Battles Blooming

CHARGE!!!!!!!!!

 Grin   Grin   Grin

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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2004, 07:06:45 AM »

ahem!  hereby let it be known I do not love war threads...you could have named this thread ...bumbling idiot in a china shop and I still woulda looked  Tongue
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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2004, 08:42:34 AM »

ahem!  hereby let it be known I do not love war threads...you could have named this thread ...bumbling idiot in a china shop and I still woulda looked  Tongue


Oklahoma Howdy to Shylynne,

 Grin  I like it. Would you mind if I used the "bumbling idiot in a china shop" as a thread topic?

Grin
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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2004, 09:08:59 AM »

sure...but thought  that topic had been covered by the mens thread tom  Tongue






...n i`m still waiting to observe this so called course on what a man would know `bout diaper changing

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« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2004, 09:38:47 AM »

sure...but thought  that topic had been covered by the mens thread tom  Tongue






...n i`m still waiting to observe this so called course on what a man would know `bout diaper changing

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Ouch!  That stung.....TWICE!   LOL   Cheesy  Grin

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Beatings R Us

Humiliation Helps

Bashing and Boasting

Battles Blooming

My vote is for one of these.    Cool

I command you to be a christian!  (sorry couldn't resist)
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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2004, 10:10:31 AM »


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...n i`m still waiting to observe this so called course on what a man would know `bout diaper changing

Here is the abridged version.

Lift child carefully.

Sniff carefully.

If child does not smell like baby powder hand child to woman.

 Grin
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Here is the abridged version.

Lift child carefully.

Sniff carefully.

If child does not smell like baby powder hand child to woman.

 Grin
Grin Grin Grin
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Foghorn Leghorn:  Now, pay attention son. Those gals will pluck all of our tail feathers and make hats out of them. Son, it's time to run when you see a group all wearing feathered hats.   Grin
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Shylynne, Michael Legna must already be a graduate of the course. He's already given the best course material, with the exception of emergency situations. UM?? - He forgot the car wash. De-greaser and sealer wax isn't that much extra.   Grin

2nd Timothy,  Grin   Grin  We may need you for our jail.

 Grin  Thanks, I needed those laughs.

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« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2004, 06:27:24 PM »

He forgot the car wash. De-greaser and sealer wax isn't that much extra.

revenge of the smilies upon 2nd Timothy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Here is the abridged version.

Lift child carefully.

Sniff carefully.

If child does not smell like baby powder hand child to woman.


uh oh...the wrath of all  wives everywheres upon michaels head!


I command you to be a christian!  (sorry couldn't resist)

LOL!
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