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Shammu
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Re:Things Women Don't Know
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Quote from: 2nd Timothy on September 30, 2004, 09:23:00 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on September 29, 2004, 07:38:51 PM
ROFL!!!!! A farm girl dont need a slingshot to make you holler OUCH!
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Toms wife has him so beautifully trained! It just makes a gal teary eyed! *sniff*
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Killer Biscuits
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Subject: KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.
She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's not relevant.
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Re:Killer Biscuits
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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on October 02, 2004, 03:03:18 PM
Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's not relevant.
I`m certain this joke is not relevant to my being blond or my laughing at BEP
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Re:Things Women Don't Know
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That's a sight, bep.
Mmmmm, fresh biscuit dough.
Now I do have to taste the biscuit dough when it's being made.
Now you've got me hungry for some of those fresh, hot, steaming powder milk biscuits.
If they're made right, you don't need anything on them. Just the biscuit.
Maybe some hot, steaming black coffee.
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That goes to show that Eve must of been a Blonde to be duped by the serpent and ate of the fruit. 8)LOL
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Re:Killer Biscuits
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Quote from: Shylynne on October 03, 2004, 07:04:32 PM
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on October 02, 2004, 03:03:18 PM
Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's not relevant.
I`m certain this joke is not relevant to my being blond or my laughing at BEP
Shylynne,
Sister, I figured this story had to be bogus. The biscuit victim had to be a man. WOW!, it would be difficult for a man to go through life with a name of Linda.
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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on October 02, 2004, 03:03:18 PM
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Subject: KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.
She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's not relevant.
Linda, is she a doughy blonde??
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This space has been renovated and will now be CU Central for
CLUES FOR MEN
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Re:Things Women Don't Know
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Men, they're singing the blues.
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Re:Things Women Don't Know
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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on October 04, 2004, 05:08:08 PM
Men, they're singing the blues.
ha ha, ya better sing buster!!!
Blessings, \o/
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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on October 04, 2004, 05:08:08 PM
Men, they're singing the blues.
It sure looks like it brother.
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Clues for Men (Grand Opening)
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cool...grand opening party
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Quote from: Shylynne on October 04, 2004, 05:42:24 PM
cool...grand opening party
LOL, ROFL ShyLynne!!!
*tee hee*
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Quote from: Shylynne on October 04, 2004, 05:42:24 PM
cool...grand opening party
LOL, ROFL ShyLynne!!!
*tee hee*
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I'll take Politics of Borneo for $100 Please.
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