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« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2004, 07:15:39 AM »

*AHEM*

how beautiful they are when they aren't speaking



he-he-he-he
(Could you add eating to that?)
he-he-he-he
(How about driving???)
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Oooooo - I'm in trouble now!  I KNOW women come in here and read the posts!



Now let me see..... If I forward these responses to ALL your wives then you guys could have your silent AND hungry households. And you guys could run ALL the errands..... In other words.... I'M TELLING!
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« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2004, 11:20:20 AM »

A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blonde driver for some I.D.

The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain.  Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"

The blonde police officer tells her "It's that thing with your picture on it."

The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough sees her picture. She hands the compact to the blonde cop.

After a few seconds looking into the compact the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and says, "If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing."
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« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2004, 03:50:02 PM »

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how beautiful they are when they aren't speaking
 

he-he-he-he
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he-he-he-he
(How about driving???)
he-he-he-he

Oooooo - I'm in trouble now!  I KNOW women come in here and read the posts!

I think my wife's most beautiful when she's cooking, or cleaning, or .... ya know, doin' woman's work!   Grin
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« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2004, 07:07:12 AM »

I think my wife's most beautiful when she's cooking, or cleaning, or .... ya know, doin' woman's work!

You didn't go there, did you? Tell me you didn't go there!

What was your wife's e-mail address, again?  Wink
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« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2004, 01:01:22 PM »

 Grin  heheeheee...NOT tellin'!  Oooooohwaitaminutehere....she sometimes reads my posts here.  I'minrealbigtimetroublenowyessireebob!
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« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2004, 01:05:05 PM »

We know everything. We are watching. We are reading.
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« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2004, 06:40:03 AM »

We know everything. We are watching. We are reading.

Kinda just says it all!  Wink


heheeheee...NOT tellin'!  Oooooohwaitaminutehere....she sometimes reads my posts here.  I'minrealbigtimetroublenowyessireebob!

Oh Mrs. Allinall, m'am.... may want to do a quick lookie through on his previous posts!  Grin

*wonders if we can hear his belly growl from here*
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« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2004, 12:34:10 PM »

Uhoh.  In trouble and hungry.  This ain't gonna be good...
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« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2004, 02:59:06 PM »

A man is not complete until he is married...
Then he is finished.
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Matt 5:11  Blessed are ye when they shall revile you, and persecute you, and speak all that is evil against you, untruly, for my sake:
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« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2004, 03:53:33 PM »

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Then he is finished.


Sooooo much wisdom in that statement, Brother, soooo much wisdom....
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« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2004, 04:44:44 PM »


I think my wife's most beautiful when she's cooking, or cleaning, or .... ya know, doin' woman's work!   Grin
real Amish saying (without the accent): The most beautiful sight is a woman working.
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« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2004, 06:45:15 PM »

A man is not complete until he is married...
Then he is finished.


And when the wives get a hold of this thread, you guys are all REALLY finished!  MWAHAHAHAHA!

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« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2004, 08:33:29 PM »

I married Miss Right

I just didn't realize her first name was Always.

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When my wife and I go out I always hold her hand.

If I let go she starts shopping.

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« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2004, 09:00:12 PM »

That's right ML - also;

My father taught me to always say "yes ma-am" and "no ma'am".

My wife taught me that "yes ma'am" is all that is needed.
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« Reply #29 on: April 03, 2004, 06:51:54 PM »


Women respond according to how men behave.    
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