God's answers are not always what we want!

[tony]

A man contemplating the enormous magnificence of God asked, "God, how long is a million years to you?"  God answered, "Why, it's insignificant, my son.  A million years to me is like a minute to you."  Then the man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"  God replied, "A million dollars to me is nothing;  it's like a penny to you."  The man thought for a short time and asked, "God, since it's just a penny to you, will you give me a million dollars?"  

"Of course, my son," God responded.  "In a minute".