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« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2003, 06:17:18 AM »

The maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.  This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code – named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.  This defect has been technically termed, “Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality,” or as it is more commonly expressed, SIN.  Some other symptoms:  loss of direction, lack of peace and joy, depression or confusion in the mental component, foul vocal emissions, selfish, violent behavior, amnesia of origin, fearfulness, and rebellion.  

          The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect.  The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.  There is no additional fee required.

          The number to call for repair in all areas is:  
P-R-A-Y-E-R.  Once connected please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE  procedure.  Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.  No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with the following:  love, joy, peace, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, patience, self-control.

          For free emergency service, 24 hours per day, 7 days per week, Jesus is standing by to personally take your call.



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I like it, thanks brother

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« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2003, 10:36:10 AM »

"I dont think it is quite appropriate to try and stoop to an elementary or joking fashion to approach lost sinners. God's salvation was bought with the most amazing price, the crucifixion of his dear Son our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ."

Lightsavour:  Amen.
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to serve as example. The aim of art is to prepare a person for death, to plough and harrow his soul,
rendering it capable of turning to good." ,Andrei Tarkovsky

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« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2004, 06:21:21 AM »

Re-Posted By Brother Love, I LOVE IT!!

RECALL WARNING!!

The maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.  This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code – named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.  This defect has been technically termed, “Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality,” or as it is more commonly expressed, SIN.  Some other symptoms:  loss of direction, lack of peace and joy, depression or confusion in the mental component, foul vocal emissions, selfish, violent behavior, amnesia of origin, fearfulness, and rebellion.  

          The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect.  The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.  There is no additional fee required.

          The number to call for repair in all areas is:  
P-R-A-Y-E-R.  Once connected please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE  procedure.  Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.  No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with the following:  love, joy, peace, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, patience, self-control.

          For free emergency service, 24 hours per day, 7 days per week, Jesus is standing by to personally take your call.

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THINGS THAT DIFFER By C.R. Stam
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http://www.geocities.com/protestantscot/ttd/ttd_chap1.html

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