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« Reply #120 on: July 15, 2004, 08:06:02 AM »

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation Nørge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  Grin
, "I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant"

Hmmmmm! Not the greasy spoon type I pray.    Grin
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« Reply #121 on: July 15, 2004, 03:11:07 PM »

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation Nørge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  Grin

Ooh! We'd like to invite you to come for a visit! I'll have the cleaning supplies ready!  Grin
I hate cleaning my house, why would you think Wink I want to clean your home? Grin
It was worth a shot!  Wink
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue
If you change your mind, just let me know!
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Not a chance of me changing my mind about that. Grin
ROFL!  Grin We'd throw in a free meal!  Grin And we can even limit it to just the chores I hate!  Wink
Nope, nada, no way. Grin
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« Reply #122 on: July 15, 2004, 05:32:43 PM »

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation Nørge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  Grin
, "I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant"

Hmmmmm! Not the greasy spoon type I pray.    Grin


ummmm What's is a greasy spoon type anyhow?!  Huh

Blessings,

KristiAnn

PS. Now don't get that on your clothes or you're washing them buster!!
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« Reply #123 on: July 16, 2004, 01:14:17 AM »

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation Nørge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  Grin
, "I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant"

Hmmmmm! Not the greasy spoon type I pray.    Grin


ummmm What's is a greasy spoon type anyhow?!  Huh

Blessings,

KristiAnn

PS. Now don't get that on your clothes or you're washing them buster!!
A restruant where there is alot of grease used in cooking the food.

Why? I wash my own cloths anyway.
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« Reply #124 on: July 16, 2004, 01:16:43 AM »

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation Nørge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  Grin
, "I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant"

Hmmmmm! Not the greasy spoon type I pray.    Grin
No it isn't, :yuck:
A greasy spoon type of place I
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« Reply #125 on: July 16, 2004, 07:19:04 AM »

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation Nørge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  Grin

Ooh! We'd like to invite you to come for a visit! I'll have the cleaning supplies ready!  Grin
I hate cleaning my house, why would you think Wink I want to clean your home? Grin
It was worth a shot!  Wink
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue
If you change your mind, just let me know!
Shocked Shocked Shocked
Not a chance of me changing my mind about that. Grin
ROFL!  Grin We'd throw in a free meal!  Grin And we can even limit it to just the chores I hate!  Wink
Nope, nada, no way. Grin

I'll take that as a "Maybe"!!  Grin
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« Reply #126 on: July 16, 2004, 03:41:50 PM »

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation Nørge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  Grin

Ooh! We'd like to invite you to come for a visit! I'll have the cleaning supplies ready!  Grin
I hate cleaning my house, why would you think Wink I want to clean your home? Grin
It was worth a shot!  Wink
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue
If you change your mind, just let me know!
Shocked Shocked Shocked
Not a chance of me changing my mind about that. Grin
ROFL!  Grin We'd throw in a free meal!  Grin And we can even limit it to just the chores I hate!  Wink
Nope, nada, no way. Grin

I'll take that as a "Maybe"!!  Grin
ROFL!! WOMEN!!
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« Reply #127 on: July 18, 2004, 06:08:16 AM »

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation Nørge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  Grin

Ooh! We'd like to invite you to come for a visit! I'll have the cleaning supplies ready!  Grin
I hate cleaning my house, why would you think Wink I want to clean your home? Grin
It was worth a shot!  Wink
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue
If you change your mind, just let me know!
Shocked Shocked Shocked
Not a chance of me changing my mind about that. Grin
ROFL!  Grin We'd throw in a free meal!  Grin And we can even limit it to just the chores I hate!  Wink
Nope, nada, no way. Grin

I'll take that as a "Maybe"!!  Grin
ROFL!! WOMEN!!


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« Reply #128 on: July 18, 2004, 11:48:53 PM »

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation Nørge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  Grin

Ooh! We'd like to invite you to come for a visit! I'll have the cleaning supplies ready!  Grin
I hate cleaning my house, why would you think Wink I want to clean your home? Grin
It was worth a shot!  Wink
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue
If you change your mind, just let me know!
Shocked Shocked Shocked
Not a chance of me changing my mind about that. Grin
ROFL!  Grin We'd throw in a free meal!  Grin And we can even limit it to just the chores I hate!  Wink
Nope, nada, no way. Grin

I'll take that as a "Maybe"!!  Grin
ROFL!! WOMEN!!



Oh, so thats who your husband is........... The Unknown Comic! Wink Grin
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« Reply #129 on: July 19, 2004, 03:55:46 PM »

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation Nørge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  Grin
, "I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant"

Hmmmmm! Not the greasy spoon type I pray.    Grin


ummmm What's is a greasy spoon type anyhow?!  Huh

Blessings,

KristiAnn

PS. Now don't get that on your clothes or you're washing them buster!!
"ummmm What's is a greasy spoon type anyhow?!  Huh"

"Main Entry: greasy spoon
Function: noun
: a dingy small cheap restaurant"***

*** "Merriam Websters Online Dictionary"

I was praying that his house would be cleaner than a cheap dingy restaurant when he refered to it being as clean as a restaurant.

It was all in fun.   Cool

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« Reply #130 on: July 20, 2004, 12:28:55 AM »

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation Nørge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  Grin
, "I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant"

Hmmmmm! Not the greasy spoon type I pray.    Grin


ummmm What's is a greasy spoon type anyhow?!  Huh

Blessings,

KristiAnn

PS. Now don't get that on your clothes or you're washing them buster!!
"ummmm What's is a greasy spoon type anyhow?!  Huh"

"Main Entry: greasy spoon
Function: noun
: a dingy small cheap restaurant"***

*** "Merriam Websters Online Dictionary"

I was praying that his house would be cleaner than a cheap dingy restaurant when he refered to it being as clean as a restaurant.

It was all in fun.   Cool

Ollie  
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« Reply #131 on: July 22, 2004, 12:29:42 PM »

ummmm What's So funny DW hmmmmmm    Lips Sealed
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« Reply #132 on: July 22, 2004, 12:38:54 PM »

ummmm What's So funny DW hmmmmmm    Lips Sealed
Argggggggggggg!! Kristi is agreeing with me? Whats happening to the world?

Stay tuned believers.............

Same forum...............

Same week................

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« Reply #133 on: July 23, 2004, 06:14:17 AM »

From the thread MEN STRIKE BACK

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.


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« Reply #134 on: July 23, 2004, 06:50:43 AM »

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Then how come I'm always up first and I'm the most tired??  Angry






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