DISCUSSION FORUMS
MAIN MENU
Home
Help
Advanced Search
Recent Posts
Site Statistics
Who's Online
Forum Rules
Bible Resources
• Bible Study Aids
• Bible Devotionals
• Audio Sermons
Community
• ChristiansUnite Blogs
• Christian Forums
• Facebook Apps
Web Search
• Christian Family Sites
• Top Christian Sites
• Christian RSS Feeds
Family Life
• Christian Finance
• ChristiansUnite KIDS
Shop
• Christian Magazines
• Christian Book Store
Read
• Christian News
• Christian Columns
• Christian Song Lyrics
• Christian Mailing Lists
Connect
• Christian Singles
• Christian Classifieds
Graphics
• Free Christian Clipart
• Christian Wallpaper
Fun Stuff
• Clean Christian Jokes
• Bible Trivia Quiz
• Online Video Games
• Bible Crosswords
Webmasters
• Christian Guestbooks
• Banner Exchange
• Dynamic Content

Subscribe to our Free Newsletter.
Enter your email address:

ChristiansUnite
Forums
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
September 26, 2017, 04:01:55 PM

Login with username, password and session length
Search:     Advanced search
Our Lord Jesus Christ loves you.
277555 Posts in 26421 Topics by 3790 Members
Latest Member: Goodwin
* Home Help Search Login Register
+  ChristiansUnite Forums
|-+  Entertainment
| |-+  Laughter (Good Medicine) (Moderator: admin)
| | |-+  Clean Jokes
« previous next »
Pages: [1] Go Down Print
Author Topic: Clean Jokes  (Read 343 times)
nChrist
Global Moderator
Gold Member
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 60287


May God Lead And Guide Us All


View Profile
« on: July 15, 2017, 03:18:32 PM »

Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?

A: A mechanic.
« Last Edit: July 15, 2017, 03:26:36 PM by nChrist » Logged

nChrist
Global Moderator
Gold Member
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 60287


May God Lead And Guide Us All


View Profile
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2017, 03:19:45 PM »

Wandering inside a pet store, I stopped in front of a birdcage to admire a parakeet. We watched each other for a few minutes before it asked, “Can’t you talk?”
« Last Edit: July 15, 2017, 03:27:06 PM by nChrist » Logged

nChrist
Global Moderator
Gold Member
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 60287


May God Lead And Guide Us All


View Profile
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2017, 03:22:15 PM »

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.”

The horse says, “You read my mind, buddy.”
« Last Edit: July 15, 2017, 03:27:39 PM by nChrist » Logged

nChrist
Global Moderator
Gold Member
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 60287


May God Lead And Guide Us All


View Profile
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2017, 03:24:31 PM »

A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bird is wearing a baseball cap. The bartender says, “Hey, that’s neat. Where did you get that?”

The parrot says, “France—they’ve got millions of them there.”
« Last Edit: July 15, 2017, 03:28:16 PM by nChrist » Logged

nChrist
Global Moderator
Gold Member
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 60287


May God Lead And Guide Us All


View Profile
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2017, 03:26:02 PM »

A man walks into a restaurant and says, “How do you prepare your chickens?” The cook replies, “Nothing special. We just tell ’em they’re gonna die.”
Logged

Pages: [1] Go Up Print 
« previous next »
Jump to:  



More From ChristiansUnite...    About Us | Privacy Policy | | ChristiansUnite.com Site Map | Statement of Beliefs



Copyright © 1999-2016 ChristiansUnite.com. All rights reserved.
Please send your questions, comments, or bug reports to the

Powered by SMF 1.1 RC2 | SMF © 2001-2005, Lewis Media