ONESIE

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   A Onesie is an adult babygro which is all the rage with youngsters in England at the moment.

            I have got a Onesie
            I wear it all the time
            It covers up my blemishes
            It makes me feel sublime
            If I were to take it off
            Then my allure would fade
            Thank heaven for my Onesie
            It helps me make the grade.

            Trouble is, I've got an itch
            And it won't go away
            I'll have to take my Onesie off
            To combat the decay
            I've other ailments deep inside
            That need attending to
            Perhaps I'll leave my Onesie off
            To let The Lord get through.