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« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2004, 12:38:55 PM »

Phlebotomist  is a vampire
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« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2004, 09:37:22 PM »

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Phlebotomist is a vampire

Ha-ha!  Reba you kill me!

I visit a phlebotomist once a week.  One time I asked (trying to be funny) "Isn't a phlebotomist someone who performs lobotomies on phleas?"

That was the only visit where she actually HURT me when inserting the needle.

I now keep my "jokes" to myself.  Grin
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« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2004, 10:59:51 PM »

ROFL.. oh JN lol, got to learn things the HARD way huh?
joking with a gal with a needle???  Cheesy there now, thats not what id call smart!! hehe J/k Wink
me and needles *shiver* we dont get along to well!
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« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2004, 05:37:03 PM »

Hehehe...Phleas...(and thanks for the explanation of phlebotomy.)
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« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2004, 08:42:17 AM »

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Phlebotomist.  Yes, willow, very fun to say.


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Indubitably, my dear Watson.
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Poor Judgenot....Well next time you'll have to come see me! Im the best, hehe. Sometimes I think some phlebotomist couldnt the side of a big red barn if it were in front of them, lol. Just a shame that ppl have to be the practicing target.
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