Reasons why Canada is better than America

We are far less populated
We have a high education system in comparison with the USA
We have a better healthcare system
We are a safer more family friendly environment
Ignorance is a bit lower in this country, although there are ignorant delusionals like the USA.
We are much more multicultural than the US and have much less stringent requirements for exceptional immigrants
Our image abroad caters to a much less jingoistic character that favours peace and stability above all else and as such other countries have great relations with us
We have a vast store of natural resources: water, crude oil, zinc, nickel, wood to name a few - and as such can be much more self reliant
Our country is not one that was founded by bloodshed.
We gave the world the concept of Peace Keepers when the world was on the brink
Our country is not ruled by religious fundamentalists nor any other extremist sect
Our cities have a substantially lower crime rate than most US cities

Lastly, we don't have a muslim prime minister