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« Reply #330 on: May 30, 2022, 12:39:31 PM »

Seven observations on aging that actually make you happy..........We're all in this together. You may as well enjoy the ride!!

1. It’s been a bumpy road, but all the wrinkles and pounds gained are signs of a life well lived.
2. You can use “I’m getting old” as an excuse for anything!!
3. When you’re young, they tell you that you must choose between comfort and fashion. The older you get, the less you care!!
4. As the silver hairs start growing in – you realize you can totally own it.
5. These early twenty-somethings believe they are living their best life in college. But you’re not the one sitting in a lecture hall at 8 A.M.
6. Two words: Senior. Discounts.  Grin
7. Sure, you could live your entire life in fear of aging. Or you can take one day at a time and live it to the fullest! Let your hair down while you still have it and enjoy the ride!!
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« Reply #331 on: May 30, 2022, 12:53:26 PM »

True Story  Grin

Be honest, there’s more than a handful of us who are guilty of using their phone during a dinner. Whether it’s to send a text, browse the web or check up on whatever social media site you follow, one thing will always be the same: it’s rude.

It’s especially rude for most families as dinner is the only time they get to bond. How can you bond and get to know your children when they’re nose deep in their cell phones frying their eyes??

The family is enjoying dinner together when the kids become distracted by their cell phones. This, of course, irritated the parents.

The father asked for the salt but his distracted kids passed him the pepper instead. That was the last straw, dad decided to put a little perspective into his kids eyes.

A loud thud could be heard as the boy look up to see their father fiddling away on a typewriter. The typewriter is loud and the kids were confused. They tried to get their dad’s attention, but he ignored them.

Finally, he says “Sorry, I must have been distracted.”

The kids got the message and put their phones away. With that, the father was finally able to get his salt.
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