lol, I really did mean that in a kind way TL...I promise!
hehe.. ok, then ty ty ty
Hope yous enjoy these little "funnies"
ROFL - I'm glad you've been saving up some funnies for us.
hi tom, Glad your enjoying them,,
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service.
The Fridge
70 year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results. Dr. Smith said, "George everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally,emotionally and are you at peace with your self and have a good relationship with God?"
George replied, "God and me are tight. We are so close that when I get up in the middle of the night, poof! The light goes on &I go to the bathroom and then poof! The light goes off!"
"Wow,"commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife."Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great.But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! The light goes on in the bathroom and then poof! The light goes off?"
Thelma replied, "Darn fool! He's peeing in the fridge again!"
While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new
dentist, I noticed his framed Dental Certificate on the wall. The reason I
noticed it I think is that it had his full name written on it.
Thinking that it sounded very familiar, I realized that he was a High
School classmate of mine 50 some years ago!
Suddenly, I remembered this tall handsome boy, with brown wavy hair, and a
smile that would make the room light up. Smiling to myself, I also
remembered the "crush" I had on him! But somehow, we never "made contact."
After completing all of the necessary forms, and waiting for a few minutes,
I was ushered into a room, "napkined" and was told that "The Dr. will be in
a few moments."
Upon seeing him however I quickly discarded my "dreamy" thoughts o him.
My "dream boat" was now gray haired, beginning to bald, a little stooped,
and had a deeply lined face that was much too old to have been my classmate.
After he had examined my teeth, and we were waiting for the X-ray's to be
developed, I asked him if he had attended a local high school.
"Yes," he replied.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered, "In 1951."
"Why, you were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely for a moment, then asked, "What class did you
teach?"
