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The Patriot Post Chronicle 9-23
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____________________________ INSIGHT"Eloquence may exist without a proportionate degree of wisdom." --Irish statesman and author Edmund Burke (1729-1797)
"The right of resisting oppression is a natural right." --President Andrew Jackson (1767-1845)
"If ever there was a time to save, it's now. When a dog gets a bone he don't go out and make the first payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got." --American humorist Will Rogers (1879-1935)
DEZINFORMATSIAThe magic 8-ball says: "I would not be surprised if the official end of the U.S. recession ends up being, in retrospect, dated sometime this summer. Things seem to be getting worse more slowly. There's some reason to think that we're stabilizing. ...[Even with a recovery], almost surely unemployment will keep rising for a long time and there's a lot of reason to think that the world economy is going to stay depressed for an extended period." --New York Times columnist and former Enron advisor Paul Krugman
Stereotypes: "Students at [Cairo] university hosting Obama will listen closely. Yet, they're given hope, just by the fact that a brown-skinned president named Barack Hussein Obama exists." --ABC's Chris Cuomo
From the sycophants: "What I liked about the president's speech in Cairo was that it showed a complete humility... The question now is whether the president we elected and spoke for us so grandly [Thursday] can carry out the great vision he gave us and to the world." --MSNBC's Chris Matthews
There are stupid questions: "What can the Israelis learn from your visit to Buchenwald and what should they be thinking about their treatment of Palestinians?" --NBC's Tom Brokaw to Obama
Define "many": "Many in this region felt the President didn't go far enough in condemning Israeli violence against Palestinians." --CBS's Lara Logan "Many in this region" is a euphemism for the CBS newsroom.
Only Obama can: "A trip laden with symbolism and elegant words, asking the world to look beyond old hatreds and wounds. In doing so, he hopes to create a world where there never has to be another D-Day." --CBS's Chip Reid
That was then: "Well, our job is to bash the president, that's what we do." --Newsweek editor Evan Thomas in February 2007
This is now: "We're understanding what Obama is. He is the great teacher. He is this guy that stands above everybody." -- Evan Thomas ++ "I mean in a way Obama's standing above the country, above -- above the world, he's sort of God." --Evan Thomas
Newspulper Headlines:Breaking News From 1988, 1992, 2000, 2004, 2006, 2008...: "Democratic Candidates Adopt Anti-Bush Strategy" --USA Today
We Blame George W. Bush: "Russian Military Historian Blames Poland for WWII" --Associated Press
We Blame These Despicable Republican Attacks That Always Seem to Come From Those Who Never Can Be Found to Serve in War, but Love to Attack Those Who Did: "Kerry Blames $820K IRS Tax Lien on Clerical Error" --OnWallStreet.com
We're From the Government, and We're Here to Help: "IRS to Help Taxpayers During Downturn" --Congress Daily
Earth's Bloodiest Bookstore: "Amazon Clashes Claim 30 Lives" --Financial Times
Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control: "Media Skeptical of Obama Stimulus Claims" --U.S. News & World Report Web site
News You Can Use: "Minnesota Zoo Wants You to Sort Out Poop" --Star Tribune (Minneapolis)
Bottom Stories of the Day: "Michelle Obama Visits Eiffel Tower With Sasha and Malia, Wears Stylish Scarf" --Huffington Post
(Thanks to The Wall Street Journal's James Taranto)
VILLAGE IDIOTSGaffes a lot: "And so, next to Obama Beach, we join President Obama in paying particular tribute to the spectacular bravery of American soldiers." --British PM Gordon Brown with a supposed slip of the tongue on Omaha Beach for the 65th anniversary of D-Day
The BIG Lie: "But then came the economic crisis of 2008 and 2009, and it became clear that the new Western model was an illusion that benefited chiefly the very rich. Statistics show that the poor and the middle class saw little or no benefit from the economic growth of the past decades. ... The model that emerged during the final decades of the 20th century has turned out to be unsustainable." --former Soviet dictator Mikhail Gorbachev **"Mikhail Gorbachev presided over the collapse of his country like Barack Obama is presiding over the collapse of his. And so a man who knows how to collapse his own economy is now advising us on how to collapse ours." --radio talk-show host Rush Limbaugh
Blame Reagan: "I grew up in Los Angeles inner city -- you never saw drugs or drive-byes or homeless people or anything like that [until] all the social programs that were cut as a result of Reagan coming into office and greed just became a hobby.... Like that, to me, made greedy white men feel good about being greedy white men. He was the kind of the Moses of leading them to feeling good about being greedy white men. So to me he wasn't a great man." --actor and comedian D.L. Hughley on Ronald Reagan and the new statue unveiled in the Capitol rotunda last week
Barnyard analysis: "What a torture it must be for such pretty people to have to see such ugly things. That's what happens when you view the world and apparently hear the world through s**t-colored glasses." --Comedy Central's Jon Stewart on viewers of Fox News
Biting the hand that feeds: "I'd barter with him [if a wannabe world destroyer threatened], and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super Bible-beating people in Middle America?" --actress Megan Fox