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The Patriot Post Chronicle 9-19
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____________________________ On preventing an economic boom: "The president is committed and is working with the leaders of Congress on very comprehensive broad-based financial reform to put in place new rules of the game, more constraints on risk-taking to prevent a crisis like this from happening again. ...These things are about preventing the next boom." --Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner
Give us a break: "President Obama won the election. He beat me in a primary in which he put forth a different approach. And he is now our president and we all want our president, no matter of which party, to succeed." --Secretary of State Hillary Clinton **"No matter of which party," huh?
From the gun grabbers: "There is no rational reason to oppose closing the [gun show] loophole. The reason it's still not closed is simple: the continuing power of the special interest gun lobby in Washington." --Sen. Frank Lautenberg (D-NJ), who, along with Jack Reed (D-RI) and Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) will introduce legislation to eliminate the private transfers of firearms and close the nation's "gun show loophole"
VILLAGE IDIOTSConfessions: "I think we had quite enough capitalism in the last eight years and I think we need some regulation now." --former Vermont Governor, DNC chief and now CNBC contributor Howard Dean
In what do we trust?: "We are not asking people to trust us, we are asking people to trust government."--Karen Ignagni, president of America's Health Insurance Plans, urging government hyper-regulation of private medical insurance
This week's "Braying Jenny" Award: "Rush Limbaugh said he hopes this administration fails, so you're saying, 'I hope America fails', you're, like, 'I don't care about people losing their homes, their jobs, our soldiers in Iraq.' He just wants the country to fail. To me, that's treason. He's not saying anything differently than what Osama bin Laden is saying. You know, you might want to look into this, sir, because I think Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on OxyContin he missed his flight. ... Rush Limbaugh, I hope the country fails -- I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a good waterboarding, that's what he needs." --"comedienne" Wanda Sykes at the White House Correspondents dinner, where Obama laughed at her "jokes"
Profiles in bad humor: "It's not because he's black and it's not because we're afraid. It's just that he's, just so far, just a little too d*** competent and we ain't used to that." --"Late Show" writer Bill Scheft on why writers aren't coming up with many jokes about Obama
Woman of the people: "It's great to have a nice home. It's great to have nice homes! It's great to have a nice home that just escaped the fire in Santa Barbara. It's great to have a private jet. Anyone that tells you that having your own private jet isn't great is lying to you." --Oprah Winfrey
SHORT CUTS"Government is the organized crime of healthcare." --pediatric otolaryngologist John Donaldson"As the general [Colin Powell] sees it, the Republican Party ought to be a 'big tent': Right now, the tent is empty, with only a few 'mean-spirited' and 'divisive' talk-radio hosts chewing the limbs off live kittens while gibbering to themselves. By comparison, over in the Democrat tent, they've got blacks, gays, unions, professors, Ben Affleck: diversity on parade." --columnist Mark Steyn
"The Earth stood still, the seas parted and a member of the U.S. political class admitted last week that the Federal Reserve helped to cause the financial meltdown. OK, only the last of those happened, but it's a welcome miracle nonetheless. The revelation came from Timothy Geithner...." --The Wall Street Journal
"I'm not even a Christian, but I find it bizarre that people who pooh-pooh the idea that Christ raised the dead or walked on water are totally convinced that a guy who's tossing trillions of dollars into the air is a financial miracle worker. Talk about blind faith! It makes me wonder if these same people, were they facing personal bankruptcy, would think that the answer to their own financial difficulties would be to give their wife an American Express card and drop her off at Tiffany's." --columnist Burt Prelutsky
Jay Leno:President Obama [did] not have a prayer service for National Prayer Day. I understand that -- between the Rev. Jesse Jackson and the Rev. Jeremiah Wright he hasn't had the best of luck with prayer services.
Government bureaucrats in China have been ordered to smoke more locally produced cigarettes in order to set an example for citizens and stimulate the Chinese cigarette industry. And health officials are worried that smoking could become the number one cause of death now because of this government mandate. But do you know what the number one cause of death is in China now? Disobeying a government mandate. So, you're kind of stuck.The price of a postage stamp has gone up to 44 cents. The government says they had to raise the price because fewer people are using the mail these days. That's government thinking for you. "Hey nobody's buying our products -- let's raise the price!"
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Veritas vos Liberabit -- Semper Vigilo, Fortis, Paratus, et Fidelis! Mark Alexander, Publisher, for The Patriot's editors and staff.
(Please pray for our Patriot Armed Forces standing in harm's way around the world, and for their families -- especially families of those fallen Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines and Coast Guardsmen, who granted their lives in defense of American liberty.)