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____________________________ Newspulper Headlines:They Also Urge Congress to Spend Like a Drunken Sailor: "Pork Groups Urge Farmers to Reduce Flu Risk" --Ottawa Citizen
Why Would Anyone Want More of That?: "CDC Looking Nationwide for More Swine Flu" --ScienceMag.org
At Least There's Some Silver Lining: "Swine Flu Leaves Mexican Soccer Stadiums Empty" --Associated Press
Breaking News From 1960: "Fidel Castro Dampens Hopes for Better U.S.-Cuba Ties" --Reuters
Maybe He Was Only Pretending He Was Only Pretending: "Man Pretending to Fall off Bridge Actually Falls" --Associated Press
Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control: "Lenin's Body Left With No New Luxury Suit Because of Crisis" --Pravda
News of the Tautological: "Recession Still Dragging Down U.S. Economy" --Reuters
Bottom Stories of the Day: "Gore Heads Speakers List at Greenhouse Hearings" --Automotive News ++ "Gore Gives Blessing to Climate Change Bill" --Boston Globe Web site
(Thanks to The Wall Street Journal's James Taranto)
THE DEMO-GOGUESNo longer a RINO: "Last year, more than 200,000 Republicans in Pennsylvania changed their registration to become Democrats. I now find my political philosophy more in line with Democrats than Republicans. ... Since my election in 1980, as part of the Reagan Big Tent, the Republican Party has moved far to the right." --Sen. Arlen Specter
The BIG Lie: "We were not -- I repeat -- were not told that waterboarding or any of these other enhanced interrogation methods were used." --House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), who attended briefings about waterboarding in 2002
Getting ahead of the teleprompter: "In addition to John -- sorry, the -- I just noticed I jumped the gun here. Go ahead. Move it up. I had already introduced all you guys." --Barack, uh, Obama
Doesn't get out much: "Look, I don't know anybody in the world who thinks [Obama's] a weak president." --Vice President Joe Biden
Getting it right: "Nobody in this country realizes that cap-and-trade is a tax, and it's a great big one." --Rep. John Dingell (D-MI)
VILLAGE IDIOTSJust plain strange: "You know as the world is talking about torture and the Bush administration, then we have Michelle with her vegetable garden. Talk about spring time in America!" --editor-in-chief of The Daily Beast Tina Brown
From the gun grabbers: "None of [my family or friends] wants to own an assault weapon, because we have no desire to kill policemen or go to a school or workplace to see how many victims we can accumulate before we are finally shot or take our own lives. That's why the White House and Congress must not give up on trying to reinstate a ban on assault weapons, even if it may be politically difficult. ... We can't let the N.R.A.'s political blackmail prevent the banning of assault weapons -- designed only to kill police officers and the people they defend." --Jimmy Carter
From the Glitterati: "I know [Venezuela's] President Chavez well. Whether or not one agrees with all his policies, what is certainly true of Chavez is that he is a warm and friendly man with a robust sense of humor (who daily risks his own life for his country in ways Dick Cheney could never imagine)." --actor Sean Penn on his man-crush
SHORT CUTS"A report yesterday held that Vice President Joe Biden has been lobbying [Arlen] Specter for six years trying to get him to switch parties. If that's not torture, I don't know what is: Six years of having to listen to Biden? Talk about political waterboarding." --political analyst Rich Galen
"'Man-caused disaster.' That's a perfect description of the Scare Force One torture photo-op that took place this week and an apt summary of the last 100 days. Say cheese." --columnist Michelle Malkin
"[Thursday] was 'Take Your Kid to Work Day.' It used to be 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day,' but political correctness took over. Thanks to the economy, there's a new special day for parents and kids -- 'Take Your Child to Where You Used to Work Day.'" --comedian Jimmy Kimmel
"Fox Network turned down President Obama's request for air time tonight for his White House press conference. Instead the network will air the drama, 'Lie to Me.' Anybody who can tell the difference wins two free tickets to the American Idol finale." --comedian Argus Hamilton
Jay Leno:I was sick for two days last week. Had to go to the hospital after I ate a raw pig a friend brought back from Mexico.
You learn a lot about the system. You know, like, people say, "Oh, where do hospitals get the nerve to charge $10 for an aspirin?" See, this is why President Obama wants to do something about healthcare in this country. See, under his plan, hospital aspirin only costs a dollar maximum. Of course, there would be a $9 tax on it.
I wasn't that sick, but some people are, because of this swine flu, which has knocked the torture stuff right off the front page. You notice that? So, it's obvious who is spreading the swine flu -- Dick Cheney.
They're calling it swine flu because it's either originated from pigs or AIG executives.
To give you an idea how bad this swine flu is, today the U.S. government took down the border wall and replaced it with a giant sneeze guard.
Remember the good old days when we thought the only bad pork was in the federal budget?
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Veritas vos Liberabit -- Semper Vigilo, Fortis, Paratus, et Fidelis! Mark Alexander, Publisher, for The Patriot's editors and staff.
(Please pray for our Patriot Armed Forces standing in harm's way around the world, and for their families -- especially families of those fallen Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines and Coast Guardsmen, who granted their lives in defense of American liberty.)