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The Patriot Post Chronicle 09-11
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____________________________ DEZINFORMATSIAHoping for a dictator: "Everybody's looking to take Barack Obama's measure, and he's got to not only be a popular president, but a powerful one and make his will fact in Washington. He really hasn't done that in the details yet." --Newsweek's Howard Fineman
Truth in labeling?: "Liberals still have plenty of work to do, and if they want to be a governing majority for the foreseeable future, relabeling themselves as progressives is part of the task." --Newsweek's Eleanor Clift **How about calling them what they really are? Socialists.
It's tough being a socialist: "They the Obama administration feel caught in a bind. When they respond to this populist anger, they feel they get a very negative reaction from the business community and the stock market. When they try to appease the business community and the stock market, the public rises up. It's a tough dilemma." --ABC's George Stephanopoulos
Change in propaganda: "Optimism offensive. ... The Obama administration has switched its tone and is now saying the economy is on the road to recovery." --CBS's Julie Chen
Nonsense: "President Obama won the presidency promising change. There was more evidence of that in Washington today. His wife, now First Lady, Michelle Obama, and his former rival, now Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, a former First Lady herself, joining arms, joining forces. A study in style, substance and power, really." --NBC's Brian Williams **How is this change? Bush also had a female wife and a female secretary of state.
Newspulper Headlines:'How He Got in My Underwear, I'll Never Know': "Man Wrestles 'Lunatic Ninja' Kangaroo in His Underwear" --3news.co.nz
We Blame Global Warming: "Hot Air Linked to Headaches, but How?" --CNN.com
In Case Hell Freezes Over: "Satan, Penguins Working on New Deal" --Pittsburgh Tribune-Review
Life Imitates the Onion: "Annoying Stickler Insists on Every Detail of Space Mission Being Exactly Right" --Onion, 6 February ++ "Gas Leak Postpones Space Shuttle Discovery Launch" --Associated Press, 11 March
Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control: "France Set to Raise Drinking Age" --The Wall Street Journal
Bottom Stories of the Day: "Maldives President Vows Carbon Neutral Nation" --Associated Press
(Thanks to The Wall Street Journal's James Taranto)
VILLAGE IDIOTSDoesn't get science: "If it's obvious that we're not taking embryos that can -- that under any conceivable scenario would be used for a process that would allow them to be fertilized and become little babies, and I think if it's obvious that we're not talking about some science fiction cloning of human beings, then I think the American people will support this." --Bill Clinton, completely missing the fact that an embryo is a fertilized egg and a baby
Thou shalt not criticize Obama: "I guess Rush Limbaugh was busy so they trotted out the next most popular member of the Republican cabal. ... The president has made quite clear that keeping the American people safe and secure is the most serious job that he has each and every day." --White House spokesman Robert Gibbs on Dick Cheney's remarks that Obama's decision to revamp policies on terrorism suspects would make the United States more vulnerable to attack
What's in a name?: "By withdrawing the term 'enemy combatants,' the Obama administration took a further step forward in clarifying its position on Guantanamo detainees. As the government continues to develop a comprehensive detention policy, Amnesty International calls on President Obama to bring those policies fully in line with U.S. obligations under domestic and international laws. Amnesty International views with great concern that the power to hold people indefinitely without charge remains substantially intact. Amnesty International believes that the criminal justice system represents the best mechanism to handle these cases." --Larry Cox, Amnesty International USA Executive Director
SHORT CUTS"Growth supposedly will cut the deficit in half -- growth and the $1.6 trillion 'saved' by first assuming, and then 'canceling,' a 10-year continuation of the surge in Iraq. Why, one wonders, not 'save' $5 trillion by proposing to spend that amount to cover the moon with yogurt, and then canceling the proposal?" --columnist George Will
"President Obama signed a budget bill with nearly nine thousand congressional earmarks despite his campaign pledge to end earmarks. He said these are the last earmarks he will sign. Cigarette smokers always say this is going to be the last one." --comedian Argus Hamilton
"So much for hope and change. And if this is audacity, what would be just plain old habit?" --columnist Paul Greenberg
"Here's a good idea: Instead of continuing to pick the pockets of American taxpayers, how about extending the tax cuts which are due to expire next year? Call it a Taxpayer Retention Bonus." --political analyst Rich Galen
Jay Leno:The U.S. Justice department said they will no longer use the term "enemy combatant" when talking about detainees at Guantanamo Bay. The new name will be "guys who make you nervous when they're on your flight."
The insurance company AIG has done it again. They announced they're giving their executives another $165 million in bonuses. So they bankrupt the company, took $170 billion of our dollars, and they're giving out bonuses. You know the main thing they want to reward their people for? Convincing the Treasury Department to give out $170 billion to a failing company.
Now it turns out they gave $35 billion -- not million -- $35 billion of our money to bail out European banks. See, this is how a global economy works. Our hard earned tax dollars are used to bail out German banks for making bad investments in American companies that shut down because their Japanese owners moved the whole thing to India, China and Mexico. You follow?
Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner was called before Congress again. Geithner defended himself against criticism, saying he inherited this crisis. In fact, he said when the economy started this downturn he was busy in the private sector cheating on his taxes.
Because of the bad economy, they're laying off employees on "Sesame Street." It's pretty sad. Elmo is now out on the street letting people tickle him for $5.
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Veritas vos Liberabit -- Semper Vigilo, Fortis, Paratus, et Fidelis! Mark Alexander, Publisher, for The Patriot's editors and staff.
(Please pray for our Patriot Armed Forces standing in harm's way around the world, and for their families -- especially families of those fallen Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines and Coast Guardsmen, who granted their lives in defense of American liberty.)