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« on: March 17, 2009, 08:55:02 AM »

Psalm 2009
The politician is my shepherd ...

The politician is my shepherd – I am in want:

He maketh me to lie down on park benches.

He leadeth me beside the still factories.

He disturbeth my soul.

He leadeth me in the path of destruction for the party's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Depression,

I anticipate no recovery for he is with me.

He prepareth a reduction in my salary. In the presence of mine enemies,

He anointeth my small income with taxes: my expense runneth over.

Surely unemployment and poverty shall follow me all the days of my life.

And I shall dwell in a mortgaged house forever.
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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2009, 12:27:08 PM »

So there's alot of buzz about whether Obama was a “Natural Born Citizen” or not, and thus whether it was legal for him to run or become the President. The way we figure it, there are only three reasons why Obama won’t release his real birth certificate to just end all the controversy.

1.He accidently smoked it.
2.It shows that he didn’t have a virgin birth.
3.It got mixed in with his Rezko mortgage records and shredded
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« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2009, 09:51:53 AM »

It seems like there is always a new flavor of ice cream coming out every day and each one gets it's own name. One of them is red in color and is filled with fruit loops and nuts. They're calling it Congress.

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« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2009, 12:06:37 PM »

Obama motto: "A penny saved is a penny taxed."


Another Obama motto: "If at first you don't succeed, change the rules."


When Obama and tax collectors meet, they wink at each other.


Under an Obama presidency the IRS will be more diligent about detecting red flags, like leftover money in your bank account after you pay your taxes.


Obama says we should be proud to pay more taxes, but the funny thing is that most of us could be just as proud for half the money.


Have you ever noticed how Obama thinks nothing is impossible as long as somebody else has to pay for it?


There's nothing wrong with the people who voted for Obama that becoming taxpayers won't cure.


Once Obama is president if you get up early, work late and get a second job, you will still be able to get ahead - if you hit the lottery.


Blessed are they who find Obama funny, for they shall never cease to be entertained.


It's a  funny thing about socialists; give one an inch and the next thing you know he'll be president.


Even though Obama doesn't have any experience, we'll get plenty.


Obama's cabinet is shaping up to be a funny sort of life form; lots of legs but no brains.


Critics are telling lies about Obama... and most of them are true. (Tip o'the hat to Winston Churchill.)


The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average Obama voter. (Another tip o'the hat to Winston Churchill.)


The Obama administration respects our property; they merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it. (Tip o'the hat to G. K. Chesterton.)


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« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2009, 03:30:02 PM »

Obama motto: "A penny saved is a penny taxed."


Another Obama motto: "If at first you don't succeed, change the rules."


When Obama and tax collectors meet, they wink at each other.


Under an Obama presidency the IRS will be more diligent about detecting red flags, like leftover money in your bank account after you pay your taxes.


Obama says we should be proud to pay more taxes, but the funny thing is that most of us could be just as proud for half the money.


Have you ever noticed how Obama thinks nothing is impossible as long as somebody else has to pay for it?


There's nothing wrong with the people who voted for Obama that becoming taxpayers won't cure.


Once Obama is president if you get up early, work late and get a second job, you will still be able to get ahead - if you hit the lottery.


Blessed are they who find Obama funny, for they shall never cease to be entertained.


It's a  funny thing about socialists; give one an inch and the next thing you know he'll be president.


Even though Obama doesn't have any experience, we'll get plenty.


Obama's cabinet is shaping up to be a funny sort of life form; lots of legs but no brains.


Critics are telling lies about Obama... and most of them are true. (Tip o'the hat to Winston Churchill.)


The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average Obama voter. (Another tip o'the hat to Winston Churchill.)


The Obama administration respects our property; they merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it. (Tip o'the hat to G. K. Chesterton.)




This one is a live documentary, and I don't like it. I would turn it off if I could.
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« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2009, 04:10:35 PM »

This one is a live documentary, and I don't like it. I would turn it off if I could.

Sorry, but it looks like there is no end to this one.

Under obama every citizen will have an ATM card that is in obama's hands.

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