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The Patriot Post Chronicle 08-51
From The Federalist Patriot
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Putting the hype in hyperbole: "And coming up here on the show, with wildfires, droughts and storms getting worse, Barack Obama is about to announce his team to take on what has been described as humanity's greatest problem." --ABC's Dan Harris teeing up for Leftmedia propagandizing about how Obama is going to lower the global seas and heal the planet
Said with a straight face: "Mother Nature, of course, is oblivious to the federal government's machinations. Ironically, 2008 is on pace to be a slightly cooler year in a steadily rising temperature trend line. Experts say it's thanks to a La Nina weather variation. While skeptics are already using it as evidence of some kind of cooling trend, it actually illustrates how fast the world is warming." --AP writer Seth Borenstein
Newspulper Headlines:Too Much Information: "Obama: I Probed Myself and I'm Clean" --NewsMax.com
The Timid Ones Remain Under Suspicion: "Obama Says Confident Staff Clear in Ill. Scandal" --Associated Press
'Let Them Eat Cake': "State Asks Powerless to Remain Patient" --WBUR-AM/FM Web site
Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control: Giant Black Hole Found at Heart of Milky Way" --FoxNews.com ++ "Big Cat Bites Santa During Photo Shoot at NJ Store" --Associated Press
News You Can Use: "Lesson 1: Don't Drive Into Parked Police Car" --San Francisco Chronicle
Bottom Stories of the Day: "Canadian Productivity Continues to Lag" --Canwest News Service ++ "Gore Urges Quick Action on Climate Change" --Associated Press
(Thanks to The Wall Street Journal's James Taranto)
THE DEMO-GOGUESPolitical bailout: "The auto executives undeniably made many misguided decisions that brought us to this point, but our battered economy can hardly afford the risks of these companies going bankrupt, adding to rising unemployment and plunging us further into recession." --auto industry expert Harry Reid (D-NV) ++ "It is unacceptable for this un-American, frankly, behavior of these U.S. Senators to cause this country to go from a recession into a depression." --Michigan Demo Gov. Jennifer Granholm objecting to the defeat of the "bridge loan" bailout of U.S. auto companies
Belly Laugh of the Week: "But the other point I would make is this: The purpose of this is to be able to get the federal government the he** out of it. They need us for now. But the federal government is there to try to make the federal role unnecessary within a few years." --Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) on the bailouts
Promises, promises: "We will keep our promise to drain the swamp that is Washington, DC, to let sunshine disinfect the Congress." --House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)
Sure: "I reject and denounce 'pay-to-play' politics... I thought I deserved to be the senator because I earned it." --Jesse Jackson Jr., a.k.a. "Senate Candidate #5" in the Rod Blagojevich scandal
Global warming alarmism: "The time for delay is over; the time for denial is over. We all believe what the scientists have been telling us for years now that this is a matter of urgency and national security and it has to be dealt with in a serious way." --Barack Obama on global warming
VILLAGE IDIOTSHow unions saved America: "Unions ... have been the vehicle for economic growth, economic equity and the American Dream. ... The Republican attack on the auto workers is an attack on the American Dream for all workers." --Chris Chafe, executive director of Obama-linked Leftist political agitator group Change to Win
Way off base: "In fact the UAW has given concession after concession.... But even doing all that wasn't enough to satisfy the bastard Republicans. These Senate vampires wanted blood. Blue collar blood. You see, they weren't opposed to the bailout because they believed in the free market or capitalism. No, they were opposed to the bailout because they're opposed to workers making a decent wage. In their rage, they were driven to destroy the backbone of this country." --Leftist filmmaker Michael Moore
More global warmisim: "We're out of time. Things are going extinct." --Stanford University biologist Terry Root on "global warming" ++ "The equivalent of a five-alarm fire that has to be addressed immediately." --Algore on well, you know
From the gun grabbers: "We don't do enough in this country to keep dangerous people from getting dangerous weapons. A murderer came very close to getting a concealed carry permit. ... But it raises the alarm that people who are dangerous are getting concealed carry permits and endangering our families and communities." --Paul Helmke, President of the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, using the fact that convicted murderer Andrew Golden was prevented from receiving a concealed carry permit -- even after changing his name -- to argue that "dangerous people are getting concealed carry permits"
The annual Christmas capers: "At this season of THE WINTER SOLSTICE, may reason prevail. There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven or hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds. Placed by the Freedom From Religion Foundation on behalf of its Washington State Members." --an atheist sign in Olympia, Washington, set up next to a nativity scene