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Are You GOING TO HEAVEN?
A WELL PLANNED LIFE????
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Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, Did you manage to live a well planned life? " " Yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire; my second marriage was to an actor; my third marriage was to a preacher; and now I'm married to an undertaker." Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?" "One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
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LOL!!! Thanks, Ambassador!
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LOL
"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
The Crusader
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Remember them that are in bonds... Heb. 13:3
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*snort*
Now that is officially corny. Very corny.
*snort*
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LOL! nx`s snorting was funnier than that dumb joke a4c
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Quote from: Ambassador4Christ on January 09, 2004, 04:23:20 PM
Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, Did you manage to live a well planned life? " " Yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire; my second marriage was to an actor; my third marriage was to a preacher; and now I'm married to an undertaker." Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?" "One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
ROFLOL
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Hehehe. I like corny Jokes. Tell another
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Quote from: Shylynne on February 24, 2004, 07:36:29 AM
LOL! nx`s snorting was funnier than that dumb joke a4c
I enjoyed the joke
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I enjoyed the snorting
you look pretty silly rolling on the floor
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Quote from: Shylynne on February 28, 2004, 02:30:17 PM
I enjoyed the snorting
you look pretty silly rolling on the floor
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