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« on: January 09, 2004, 04:23:20 PM »

Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, Did you manage to live a well planned life? " " Yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire; my second marriage was to an actor; my third marriage was to a preacher; and now I'm married to an undertaker." Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?" "One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go." Grin Grin

 
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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2004, 01:48:36 AM »

LOL!!! Thanks, Ambassador!
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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2004, 07:07:00 AM »

LOL

"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2004, 11:26:15 AM »

*snort*

Now that is officially corny. Very corny. Grin

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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2004, 07:36:29 AM »

LOL! nx`s snorting was funnier than that dumb joke a4c  Tongue
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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2004, 08:06:31 AM »

Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, Did you manage to live a well planned life? " " Yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire; my second marriage was to an actor; my third marriage was to a preacher; and now I'm married to an undertaker." Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?" "One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go." Grin Grin

 

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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2004, 09:20:23 AM »

Hehehe. I like corny Jokes. Tell another  Grin
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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2004, 10:01:00 AM »

LOL! nx`s snorting was funnier than that dumb joke a4c  Tongue

I enjoyed the joke Tongue

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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2004, 02:30:17 PM »

I enjoyed the snorting  Tongue

you look pretty silly rolling on the floor  Tongue
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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2004, 06:21:07 AM »

I enjoyed the snorting  Tongue

you look pretty silly rolling on the floor  Tongue

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