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The Patriot Post Chronicle 08-50
From The Federalist Patriot
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Newspulper Headlines:Let's Hope It Defies the Warning: "Obama Warns Economy to Worsen Before It Improves" --Associated Press
Things Aren't Working Out on Earth: "GM Will 'Explore Alternatives' for Saturn" --Wichita (Kansas) Business Journal
We Hope It's Not Our House: "Major Reorganization at Random House" --New York Times Web site
Help Wanted: "Police Seek Roadside Rock-Throwers" --Grand Rapids Press
Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control: "Santa and Three Elves Attacked at Fake Lapland" --Daily Telegraph (London)
News You Can Use: "New U-M Web Site Compiles Information We All Can Use" --Ann Arbor (Michigan) News
Bottom Story of the Day: "John Kerry Cranky Over Barack Obama's Hillary Clinton Pick" --Boston Herald
(Thanks to The Wall Street Journal's James Taranto)
VILLAGE IDIOTSThe wrong prescription: "If there is hope long term -- for the unionized Big Three companies and for the UAW -- it rests in dealing with the unfinished business of the 1980s: unionizing the unorganized transplants." --Wesleyan University associate professor of sociology Jonathan Cutler in his book, "Labor's Time: Shorter Hours, the UAW, and the Struggle for American Unionism"
From the gun grabbers: "We don't dispute [the gun sales hike] because the numbers from the federal system certainly confirm that there is increased activity out there. We just think it's a bit stupid. Anyone who thinks they need to rush out and buy a firearm clearly has not been paying attention to how quickly we make progress on this issue. We don't think these are first-time buyers. We think they are people who already have more than enough guns at their homes to protect themselves and are buying more." --Peter Hamm, spokesman for the Brady Campaign against Gun Violence, on "how quickly they make progress"
Drinking the Kool-Aid: "Our research suggests that people may not need to worry too much about power corrupting Obama. His newfound power might enable the change he desires rather than that power changing him instead. This is contrary to what most people think: that the longer he works in Washington the more he will be influenced by the same old ways of doing things." --researcher Joe Magee of New York University
"In the recently concluded presidential race, I was unwillingly thrust upon the stage and asked to play a role in a profoundly dishonest drama. ... I was cast in the 'unrepentant terrorist' role." --unrepentant Weatherman terrorist Bill Ayers in The New York Times
SHORT CUTS"Laura Bush presided over the White House Christmas tree lighting ceremony last week on the South Lawn. The ceremony was especially moving this year. The Nativity Scene depicts Three Wise Men from Detroit asking the Baby Jesus for his first miracle." --comedian Argus Hamilton
"What 'entitlements' for some people mean is forcing other people to work for their benefit. As a bumper sticker put it: 'Work harder. Millions of people on welfare are depending on you.'" --Hoover Institution economist Thomas Sowell
"If it were up to me, I'd reverse things entirely. I'd give Social Security to the young, as they're the only ones who can possibly support themselves on it, and I wouldn't set them on their career paths until they were at least 30 and ready to settle down. Under my system, there'd be no retirement age. Old folks, as we all know, are the only people really eager to serve in the work place, and the only ones who, in response to a customer's complaint, would never think of saying, 'Why are you telling me? I only work here!'" --columnist Burt Prelutsky
"The lesson seems to be: If you get away with murder, make a point of being on your best behavior. People may not be so forgiving the next time around." --columnist James Taranto on O.J. Simpson's Las Vegas sentencing
Jay Leno:President-elect Barack Obama was on "Meet the Press" [Sunday] and he told the American people the economy was going to get worse before it gets better. That's what he said. It's going to get worse. See, that's when you know the campaign is really over. Remember before the election, "The audacity of hope!", "Yes, we can!", "Change we can believe in!" Now it's, "We're all screwed, good night, thank you! It's going to get worse!"
What a difference a couple of weeks makes. Remember last month, the three auto company heads flew to Washington in private jets looking for their bailout? Remember they own the private jets? Well, this time, the three CEOs drove in their own hybrid cars; 520 miles they drove in their own hybrid cars. See, you know what I think the government should have done here? Make it like "The Amazing Race." You drop these guys off, no money, no transportation, give them some tools, they have to build a car. First one to Washington, they get the bailout.
This year, the Treasury Department is holding its annual holiday party inside something called the cash room. You know what that is in Washington, the cash room? That's a big room where the Treasury Department holds all its cash it has on hand. Of course, these days it's empty, so plenty more room to party.
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Veritas vos Liberabit -- Semper Vigilo, Fortis, Paratus, et Fidelis! Mark Alexander, Publisher, for The Patriot's editors and staff.
(Please pray for our Patriot Armed Forces standing in harm's way around the world, and for their families -- especially families of those fallen Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines and Coast Guardsmen, who granted their lives in defense of American liberty.)