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The Patriot Post Chronicle 08-34
From The Federalist Patriot
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Newspulper Headlines: “The Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations”: “Cindy Sheehan Qualifies to Run for Pelosi’s Seat” - Associated Press
Help Wanted: “Police Seek Elderly Man Who Speaks No English” - Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control: “Hunters Claim to Have Found Bigfoot, Internet Goes Nuts” - CNet.com Break “Pet Monkey Finds Escape Route, Runs Free in Indiana Neighborhood” - Star Press (Muncie, IN) Break “Cinderella, Snow White, Tinkerbell Arrested at Disneyland” - NewsMax.com
News You Can Use: “For Most People, College Is a Waste of Time” - The Wall Street Journal
Bottom Stories of the Day: “Ralph Nader Greets 150 Supporters in Toronto” - National Post (Canada) Break “S.F. Democrats Take a Sharp Turn to the Left” - San Francisco Chronicle (Thanks to The Wall Street Journal’s James Taranto)
VILLAGE IDIOTSFun with Howard: “That’s the way it’s been for a long, long time - we are the party of opportunity, so the demographic trends favor the Democrats because we are an inclusive and accepting party. If you look at folks of color - even women - are more successful in the Democratic Party than they are in the white - excuse me [giggles] - in the Republican Party.” - DNC Chief Howard Dean
Such humility: “Although I support Sen. Obama, I would never be dumb enough to offer policy advice to either candidate. They seem to be doing fine without me.” - actor George Clooney denying reports that he is a foreign policy advisor to Barack Obama
Glitterati infighting: “[Angelina] Jolie says she likes McCain too and hasn’t decided who to endorse... huh? Aren’t you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican Party’s worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan?” - former comedienne Roseanne Barr
From the Global Village: “We do not want a deterioration of international relations, we want to be respected. We want our people, our values to be respected. We have always been a peace-loving state. Practically there is not a single occasion in the history of the Russian or Soviet state when we first started military actions. We have not attacked anyone, we only secured the rights and dignity of people as peacekeepers.” - Russia president Dimitry Medvedev
SHORT CUTS“The Democratic Party platform is like a bag of pork rinds. You never know what high-fat liberal government morsel you’re gonna get.” - Michelle Malkin
“Police in Denver are getting ready for the Democratic Convention. They’re ordering the stun guns, the barbed wire, the plastic handcuffs... and that’s just for Bill Clinton’s room.” - Craig Ferguson
“Nancy Pelosi threatened to strip Joe Lieberman of his Homeland Security chairmanship if he doesn’t stop criticizing Barack Obama. She’s in the House and he’s in the Senate. The only power Nancy Pelosi has to strip Joe Lieberman is if she decides to moonlight as an airport screener and he comes through her checkpoint.” - Argus Hamilton
“I could care less about the color of Barack Obama’s skin, but the thinness of it is starting to wear on me.” - Dennis Miller
“Mr. Obama has a deep, rich voice. Coming from his mouth, nonsense sounds good. But it’s still nonsense.” - Jack Kelly
“Poor Caroline Kennedy... as you know, she’s vetting Obama’s veep choices. How difficult must it be for her to find somebody less qualified than Obama? Every resume she looks at makes his look like a first grade report card.” - Rush Limbaugh
Veritas vos Liberabit - Semper Vigilo, Fortis, Paratus, et Fidelis! Mark Alexander, Publisher, for The Patriot’s editors and staff. (Please pray for our Patriot Armed Forces standing in harm’s way around the world, and for their families - especially families of those fallen Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines and Coast Guardsmen, who granted their lives in defense of American liberty.)