THE DEMO-GOGUESThat’s the spirit!: “There is no military solution [in Iraq] and it is time that the Iraqis understood that.” — Hillary Clinton Break “The gains [in Iraq] have not produced the desired effect, which is the reconciliation of Iraq. This is a failure. This is a failure! The troops have succeeded. God bless them. We owe them the greatest debt of gratitude, the sacrifice, their patriotism, and for their courage, and to their families as well. This is a disaster, and we cannot perpetuate it.” — House Speaker Nancy Pelosi Break “I wish [Republicans] had as coherent a strategy for fighting the war on terror as they do for politicizing the war on terror.” — Rep. Rahm Emanuel (D-IL), politicizing the war on terror
What would we do without her?: “We know what we need is someone ready on day one to solve our problems and restore our opportunities. Because when the bright lights are off and the cameras are gone, who can you count on to listen to you, to stand up for you, to deliver solutions for you?” — Hillary Clinton, as if we’re all just waiting around for her to solve our problems
Good luck with that: “You know, I can assure... that is not going to happen. You know, none of us can predict the future, no matter who we are and what we are running for, but I am very confident that that will not happen.” — Hillary Clinton giving assurance that there will be no scandals with Bill if they reoccupy the White House
Life’s rough: “All my life I have wanted to vote for a woman for President. All my life I have wanted to vote for an African-American for President... I wonder why God gave us this dilemma.” — Bill Clinton
Good point: “I think it’s very hard for Senator Clinton to break out of the politics of the past 15 years. Senator Clinton starts off with 47 percent of the country against her. That’s a hard place to start.” — Barack Obama
VILLAGE IDIOTSObviously: “For me, it’s a no-brainer. It’s Hillary.” — Cher
Speaking of no brains: “Nobody is more conservative than Huckabee. He don’t believe in evolution or gravity or photosynthesis or anything.” — Clintonista Paul Begala
The debate is over: “What I would challenge you to do is to put a lot of effort into trying to see whether there’s a legal way of throwing our so-called leaders into jail because what they’re doing is a criminal act. It’s an intergenerational crime in the face of all the knowledge and science from over 20 years.” — Dr. David Suzuki, a former board member of the Canadian Civil Liberties Association, on global warming “deniers”
From the Angry Left: “This violent reaction of the pro-war forces shows how threatened they are by a small group of people working against recruitment. They claim the Marines fought for our freedom of speech, and how dare we use our freedom of speech against them.” — Zanne Joi, a Code Pink activist, on Berkeley telling the Marines to take a hike Break “The mayor asked them to leave because they frighten people.” — Brian Schwartz, spokesman for the mayor of Toledo on Marines being evicted from town before a training exercise
Belly laugh of the week: “[She is the] most fiscally conservative candidate running [and] the only candidate who tells you how she’ll pay for everything.” — Chelsea Clinton stumping for her mom
Political scum: “Why couldn’t [Rush Limbaugh] have croaked from [drugs] instead of Heath Ledger?” — HBO’s “comedian” Bill Maher
SHORT CUTS“Nothing unites conservatives like Democrats in power and working their mischief, or out of power and maliciously but effectively obstructing good government — excuse the liberal-sounding oxymoron.” — David Limbaugh
“[Barack] Obama is a candidate whose empty bombast could float a fleet of hot air balloons... Obama’s speeches never actually capture a struggling thought — and if they did, they’d have to waterboard it for information. Obama’s speechmaking isn’t deep. It is profundity for dunces.” — Ben Shapiro
“If Hillary Clinton loses, does she know how to lose? What will that be, if she loses? Will she just say, ‘I concede’ and go on vacation at a friend’s house on an island, and then go back to the Senate and wait? Is it possible she could be so normal?” — Peggy Noonan
“Republican Party candidate Ron Paul got only five percent of the votes [Super] Tuesday for his message of less government, lower taxes and following the Constitution. The American people have spoken. Five percent of the voters are for freedom, and 95 percent are for free stuff.” — Argus Hamilton
“We now have a pro-American President of France. And, in spite of what some radicals say, I think we should have a pro-American President of the United States.” — Martin Silbermintz
David Letterman: From “Top Ten Reasons Mitt Romney Dropped Out Of The Presidential Race”: Harsh Midwest weather was murder on his split ends; Wants to devote more time to rap persona P. Mitty; Polls show public doesn’t want a president who looks like a casino greeter; Just couldn’t compete with the Ron Paul juggernaut; Unveiling a new line of honey-roasted Romnuts; Apparently America is not ready for a white male president; Lost all of his money betting on the Patriots.
From “Top Ten Signs John McCain Is Getting Too Cocky”: Canceled tomorrow’s campaign appearances so he doesn’t miss “Lost”; Spent the afternoon roughing up Romney supporters; He blew half campaign war chest playing Internet poker; Already working on his 2012 re-election strategy; Plans to campaign for the next three days in “Vodkachusetts”; Has started yelling, “Bingo!” when he doesn’t even have bingo.
Jay Leno: Mitt Romney threw in the monogrammed towel. That leaves McCain and Huckabee. The old guy and the preacher. Which brings up the philosophical question: Which one is closer to God? ... John McCain was the big Republican winner. One pundit said McCain’s lucky nickel was working. He carries a lucky nickel. It must be lucky — six months ago, that was his campaign war chest. ... Hillary Clinton also carries around a lucky nickel. Not for superstitious reasons — she just flips it when she needs a position on Iraq. ... Newsweek estimates that Bill Clinton made between $10 and $15 million last year for speaking engagements. That explains why Hillary never speaks to him anymore — she can’t afford it. ... Hillary Clinton has the support of Bill Clinton, L.A. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, and San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom, or as she calls them, the party unfaithful. ... They did a poll on whether Bill’s campaigning for Hillary helped her or hurt her. Well, 38 percent thought it helped; 36 percent thought it hurt. Then 26 percent said, “He never told me he was married!”
Veritas vos Liberabit — Semper Vigilo, Fortis, Paratus, et Fidelis! Mark Alexander, Publisher, for The Patriot’s editors and staff. (Please pray for our Patriot Armed Forces standing in harm’s way around the world, and for their families — especially families of those fallen Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines and Coast Guardsmen, who granted their lives in defense of American liberty.)