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« on: January 29, 2008, 01:21:52 PM »
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.

Bean=vegetable.

Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.

Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy.

So, candy bars are a health food. Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices, and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

Remember----"STRESSED" spelled backwards is "DESSERTS".
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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2008, 08:23:53 PM »
Chocolate.......... YUCK!!

And before you say anything P.R. here
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« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2008, 09:20:41 PM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on January 29, 2008, 08:23:53 PM
Chocolate.......... YUCK!!

And before you say anything P.R. here



 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Thanks, brother. A little chocolate whip cream on top and I'm set to go.
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« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2008, 01:20:29 PM »
Chocolate can make almost anything taste good.
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« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2008, 06:47:20 PM »
Quote from: Jon-Marc on January 30, 2008, 01:20:29 PM
Chocolate can make almost anything taste good.

Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2008, 07:06:44 PM »
hmmm  ....  Chocolate on a Spinach Souffle?

Naw even that wouldn't help a Spinach Souffle.
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« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2008, 07:40:57 PM »
Quote from: Pastor Roger on January 30, 2008, 07:06:44 PM
hmmm  ....   a Spinach Souffle.



I fixed it for you brother......

Now thats sounds GOOD!!!!!!!! Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2008, 09:29:48 PM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on January 30, 2008, 07:40:57 PM
I fixed it for you brother......

Now thats sounds GOOD!!!!!!!! Grin Grin Grin

You can have all of mine.
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« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2008, 09:56:45 AM »
Quote from: Pastor Roger on January 30, 2008, 07:06:44 PM
hmmm  ....  Chocolate on a Spinach Souffle?

Naw even that wouldn't help a Spinach Souffle.



As I said, ALMOST anything. Some foods are SO nasty that NOTHING can make them edible in my opinion.
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« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2008, 11:43:32 AM »
Quote from: Jon-Marc on January 31, 2008, 09:56:45 AM
As I said, ALMOST anything. Some foods are SO nasty that NOTHING can make them edible in my opinion.

 Grin Grin Yep, that's true.
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