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« on: November 21, 2007, 02:33:46 PM »

ONE FOR THE GIRLS (and men with a sense of humor)
The relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in
looking tired and somber.
I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure,
very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.."The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male
brain,and $200 for a female brain."The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to
smile,avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've
actually been used."


LOl..  Wink Cheesy Kiss
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« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2007, 03:01:23 PM »

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"It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

Unless it came from a blonde.   Grin Grin Grin Grin

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« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2007, 03:36:27 PM »

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Unless it came from a blonde.

LOL well fortunately I is a brunette (only a bit blonde from the AHEM... bottle hehe!!

  <my proof of being a brunette tho I was told "once a blonde always a blonde .. be it real or bottled" hehe Wink
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« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2007, 07:52:05 PM »

LOL well fortunately I is a brunette (only a bit blonde from the AHEM... bottle hehe!!

  <my proof of being a brunette tho I was told "once a blonde always a blonde .. be it real or bottled" hehe Wink

Uh huh, okay sister, we'll believe you. It is true though, once a blond always a blond.
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« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2007, 08:51:31 PM »

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Uh huh, okay sister, we'll believe you. It is true though, once a blond always a blond.

BRAT... Tongue......... Wink Cheesy

( I will GET u for agreeing tho!!!hehe,, Just when your not expecting it.... BAM i'll get ya!!! Kiss)
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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2007, 10:17:54 PM »

BRAT... Tongue......... Wink Cheesy

( I will GET u for agreeing tho!!!hehe,, Just when your not expecting it.... BAM i'll get ya!!! Kiss)


Thats my line sister....... BRAT!! Grin Grin Grin

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« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2007, 01:04:36 AM »

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Thats my line sister....... BRAT
Hmmm im not surprised my fwend... cause it fits U soooo well!!!!! hehe Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Oh I will get ya, chances are good you will be getting me but ohhh u just wait hehe.. I's gonna get u but good Mon frere!!  Grin
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« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2007, 11:00:23 AM »

ONE FOR THE GIRLS (and men with a sense of humor)
The relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in
looking tired and somber.
I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure,
very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.."The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male
brain,and $200 for a female brain."The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to
smile,avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've
actually been used."


LOl..  Wink Cheesy Kiss



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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2007, 03:50:50 AM »

ON BEHALF OF ALL THE BLONDS IN THE WORLD I HAVE TO STAND UP AND SAY 'HEY!' Grin
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« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2007, 02:46:49 PM »

ON BEHALF OF ALL THE BLONDS IN THE WORLD I HAVE TO STAND UP AND SAY 'HEY!' Grin


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« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2007, 03:47:33 PM »

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