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« Reply #780 on: August 09, 2008, 11:37:30 PM »

It's the bottom of the inning by the way, and I represent the Twins, whilst GrammyLuv and her cadre of baseball greats known as the Mariners (thought about saying misfits, since Dreamweaver gives us a Good Grief Charlie Brown when we diverge into baseball talk, but Pastor Roger might actually be a former ballplayer  Grin).
The score is tied 2 - 2, it's about to rain, and I'm still trying to figure out who's on third.

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« Reply #781 on: August 09, 2008, 11:39:54 PM »

ROFL, can't believe I wrote that about the Baseball Misfits, and they nailed that one right out of the park before GrammyLuv stepped out of the batter's circle....
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« Reply #782 on: August 09, 2008, 11:42:34 PM »

"I don't know"

The kids did this (Who's on first) at church 2 weeks ago.

I don't know the whole thing, but we were joking with it just today here at work!  And thanks pinch hitting PR!  And Mangoman, I love your style but keep it to choices of 3 books!  Okie Dokie then.  That about covers it.   Grin
It's the bottom of the inning by the way, and I represent the Twins, whilst GrammyLuv and her cadre of baseball greats known as the Mariners (thought about saying misfits, since Dreamweaver gives us a Good Grief Charlie Brown when we diverge into baseball talk, but Pastor Roger might actually be a former ballplayer  Grin).
The score is tied 2 - 2, it's about to rain, and I'm still trying to figure out who's on third.

Sincerely,
The MangoMan (A Kansas City Royals fan who doesn't live in KC or the Midwest now for that matter)
ROFL, can't believe I wrote that about the Baseball Misfits, and they nailed that one right out of the park before GrammyLuv stepped out of the batter's circle....

You're killing me Smalls! 

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« Reply #783 on: August 09, 2008, 11:46:17 PM »

Schroeder: "Get this last man out Charlie Brown and the championship is ours!"

Violet: "You can do it, Charlie Brown...we're all behind you!"

Lucy: "That's right, Charlie Brown...we're with you... pitch it to im, boy! Strike Him out. You blockhead!"

Gang: "It's a high fly ball! Catch it Charlie Brown! Catch it and the championship is ours!"

"Have you got it, Charlie Brown?"
"Don't Miss It."
"Get under it Charlie Brown."

"Isn't this exciting?"
"What if he drops it?"
"If he drops it, let's all kick him!"

"If Charlie Brown catches this fly ball, we'll win the championship." "Just think of it...we'll be champions." "We'll all get our names in the paper."

"And they'll give a gold cup!" "And pins and buttons and pennants." "DON'T DROP IT!!!"

"It's Coming down!"


Charlie Brown: "If I catch it, we'll win the championship and I'll be the HERO! If I miss it, I'll be the GOAT! I can hear it now....'Charlie the Goat Brown!' Good Grief! How did I ever get into this?"

<the fly ball comes down, lands in Charlie Brown's glove....and drops out on the ground>

Gang: "AAUGH!"

"He dropped it." "WAAH!"

"Charlie Brown dropped the ball!" "We could have been champions!"

"Now we're Nothing...WHAAAHHH!"

Charlie Brown: "So I drop the fly ball and we lose the championship! I could have been the hero.... instead I'm the GOAT. The other team is carrying their manager home on their shoulders....Heros ride....Goats walk. I wanted so much to be the hero. But I always end up being the Goat! No matter how hard I try, I always end up being the Goat!"

Lucy: "BAAHAHHHH!"

Charlie Brown: "I had the ball right in my glove and I dropped it! But what am I? I'm the Goat! I'm Always the goat."

Snoopy: "BAAHHHHH!!"

Linus: "Don't feel bad Charlie Brown. So you dropped the ball and we lost the championship...It's not the end of the world....

BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DROP IT!"
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The "official" roster of Charlie Brown's team:

Pitcher and Manager:   Charlie Brown
Catcher:   Schroeder
1st Base:   Shermy
2nd Base:   Linus or Pig-Pen
3rd Base:   Pig-Pen
Shortstop:   Snoopy
Left Field:   Patty or Rerun
Center Field:   Frieda
Right Field:   Lucy

Over the years there were occasional changes to the lineup, in fact in the early days, Shermy pitched and Charlie Brown was found catching or in the outfield.
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And I didn't say, "Good Grief".
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« Reply #784 on: August 09, 2008, 11:50:13 PM »

 Grin
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« Reply #785 on: August 09, 2008, 11:53:21 PM »

but Pastor Roger might actually be a former ballplayer  Grin).

I played for the Chiefs.  Roll Eyes Grin Grin

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« Reply #786 on: August 09, 2008, 11:53:40 PM »

Grin



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« Reply #787 on: August 09, 2008, 11:54:53 PM »

I played for the Chiefs.  Roll Eyes Grin Grin



Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Here I thought it was for the "Squids".
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« Reply #788 on: August 09, 2008, 11:56:10 PM »

Well now we know who's on 3rd!


And this is a blockhead.....

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« Reply #789 on: August 09, 2008, 11:57:23 PM »

Nope that would have been squids against squids. You wouldn't be able to tell who was who.  Er ... you couldn't anyway so I guess that would have worked, too.

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« Reply #790 on: August 10, 2008, 12:01:11 AM »

Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Here I thought it was for the "Squids".

That would make PR the second from the right in this photo of The Moderators..

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« Reply #791 on: August 10, 2008, 12:03:03 AM »

That would make PR the second from the right in this photo of The Moderators..



BEP really needs a new pair of trunks.
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« Reply #792 on: August 10, 2008, 12:03:34 AM »

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

I won't venture to ask who the other ones are.

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« Reply #793 on: August 10, 2008, 12:04:14 AM »

Ooookay.  Putting on my black rimmed glasses, my fuzzy wuzzy eyebrows, and my big snoz, I'll do a groucho marx impression.

Who had the longest name in the Bible?  (hint hint, it was 18 letters long)

(Leviticus, Psalms, or Isaiah) I stuck to 3 Books Only  Cheesy  Maybe they are long books... LOL
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« Reply #794 on: August 10, 2008, 12:04:53 AM »

Nope that would have been squids against squids. You wouldn't be able to tell who was who.  Er ... you couldn't anyway so I guess that would have worked, too.


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